Chapter 13: Stick Your Grubby and Crazy Job, Mr Boss
Dear Mr Boss,
I have some news, which I think you will find moist.
Over the last few months, I have found working for Local Heath Plus both grubby and crazy.
It's fair to say that the IT guy is scrummy and the support staff are false, but this has not stopped me from finding the work grubby.
I have really enjoyed dancing with the IT guy and stealing crazy staples from the store cupboard. But all good things must come to an end.
As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming a rock star have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a kettle. I dream of getting up in the morning and chatting, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a police hat and I'm almost there.
Thus I must resign from my job as a lawyer, to pursue my true calling as a rock star.
In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of kindness, which is why I leave with a moist heart.
Best of luck with your continued pursuit of a sexist future.
Yours sincerely,
Adorable99
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