[Welcome to hell]
Where am I???
[...Welcome to hell!]
uh?
[I am your personal hell guide. every demon has his own hell guide]
What? how did I die? why am I even in hell?
[Damien Hemsburg. Age: 23. Cause of death: Heart attack. Karma: -1]
Ummm. how do I even have negative karma? also? why am I in hell?? it's only 1 negative karma!
[If you have negative karma you still go to hell. The average person has 20+ karma.]
Umm, why do I have negative karma!?
[You gave an unexpected quiz to your students.]
...ok what do I do. am I gonna slave for the rest of my life?
[actually, When you get to demon general rank, you will not have to work as a slave. you rise in ranks as you get more negative karma. Your current rank: Demon. Karma needed for Devil: -1000. to get more karma you must do very bad stuff to other demons or go to earth for some days and ruin lives. etc etc]
What! what am I supposed to do then? Is there currency. Do I need to drink water and eat food to survive? how do I go to earth?
[There is currency: Demions. 1 demion = 1000$. you only need food to survive. there is no water here.]
"Hey, you!" someone called out
"Huh? me?"
"Yes, you! go to work now! here is your pickaxe!"
"Okay"
Ok, so I must learn to be cruel and heartless. it's already taking an effect on me. I guess its implemented in hell to make you cruel.
I grab my pickaxe and go mine the hellish ore that is in the rocks. Sweat dripping from my forehead.
and I get nothing in return! I must try to get as much negative karma as fast as possible! Well actually. I can get 1 demion for every 100 ores. I only have about 10 so maybe if I steal some from someone I can increase my negative karma and also get some cash!
I sneak up to a pile of ores from one of the demons. he just left for some reason. Holy moly 1000 ores!
I grab all the ores and store them, and run as fast as possible
Hey system whats my karma
[-12]
Wow, 11 karma for that! that's great!