Chapter 1: Hello World
I know you assume that I'm going to apologize now.
But look at it this way: it's not my fault.
It really isn't!
Yeah, sort of, but not really.
I would even say that I contributed more to the solution than to the problem itself.
Nevertheless, I know that each of you would kill me without hesitation if you had the chance.
Understandable for the ignorant or the idiots among you.
But those who have some intelligence understand:
You wouldn't be here without me.
The fact that it was cruel and that everyone suffered a little terrible trauma was the least of your worries.
Welcome to the new perfect world. You're welcome.
Well, since I know that some of you have no idea what even happened, I'll tell you.
From a certainly impartial, unbiased, and heroic perspective: Mine
I could start with my lonely childhood and still lonely youth,
but I think that it would only be inefficiently used up space.
It was the following day that changed my life forever:
My story begins in a simple room, no posters of Space Invader or Pacman.
A simple keyboard; a simple mouse; two screens.
Plus a huge pile of garbage that buried the trash can.
Lying with my head on the table, I now wait until the long-awaited beeping sounds.
After 5 minutes I realized that I had switched off the sound and the computer had already compiled the program into a language it could understand.
To prevent the end of the world I plugged out my router.
After all, I have seen too many Sci-fi movies to take artificial intelligence lightly.
[Now mankind should be safe]
So I clicked on the more practically than meaningfully named file: Test204.exe
A window appeared on the screen:
[Wait for input]
I type in
[Learn Spanish]
as a parameter.
[Please wait Your personal training is being prepared]
Test 204
This is gonna take some time.
When I tried to open my pizza app, I remembered that I unplugged my router in a fit of paranoia.
And plugging it in would mean putting the whole world in danger, so I starved for the greater good.
I laid my head on the table and waited.
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