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35.71% Naruto: Otherworldly System! / Chapter 7: Many Statuses in this chapter

Chapter 7: Many Statuses in this chapter

[In nightmare currently]

"So Naruto. It is dark outside so want to come with me and sleep over at my house? Choco and Coco are also there."

A cute 10 year old "girl" said.

"Yea seems fun" No, why did I say that? I got stuff to do!

"Great! Follow me." He walked into house which I saw had a ghost and a little kid.

The "girl" is Pico who is a boy. He likes to cross dress for some odd reason which is an anomaly to me. I walk in and I feel like I'm gonna have a bad time. We hang out and I sleep on the sleeping bag the Pico coincidentally had with him. It also smelt like... body secretions. I immediatly got out and went to the door, Pico blocked me. He was naked.

"C'mon Naruto, I know you like me... why don't you just give in."

No fuck this shit, I'm out.

"Nope" I duped Pico who tried to block me and went out of the door. Finally free!

I wake up in bed sweating, that was realistic as hell!

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Hidden Quest Complete! Chain 1/2

Get out of the Pico Nightmare!

Rewards: FBI Open Up Trap Card, Boku No Pico Reborn Manuscript (Includes 10 books that are atleast 400 pages each), 50 rare candies, Eye of Pico, Supa Supa no Mi

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New Hidden Quest!

Defeat Genderbend you!

Rewards: Shadow Self, Gigalith Mega Stone, Key Stone

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... Wtf system?

<I am changing my name to Ron now. But I did that for shits and giggles.>

I hate you.

<Thanks.>

What is the FBI Open Up Trap Card?

<It expires into 10 GT when you turn 18. It actomatically summons All-Powerful 15 Specter FBI Agents when you are going to be sexually assaulted without consent.>

Now here is the real question, can I make copies of the manuscript.

<I know what you are thinking and yes you can for free. But at some point we have to ask ourselves instead of can we, should we.>

Make atleast 1000 copies.

<Got it, it is in your inventory>

Brilliant.

What is Eye of Pico?

<It is like the Sharingan but I modified it. You can predict movements and have photographic memory of what you see. Also gives off a manly charm. It looks like a fox eye but green. Finally you can forcefully transfer the whole Manuscript of Boku No Pico onto anybody. Here are the stats.

Eye of Pico- Consumes 100 per minute. Can Evolve into Pico Reborn Eyes at max level. (Level 1/10)

Pico- SSS Rank Genjutsu. Shows the entirely of the Pico series including fanfics to the enemy. Even the strongest of wills break and they are driven insane at the minumim. At worst, they instantly die. Has a scale on how intense the illusion is. Their are intensity 10 settings. The last setting makes them Pico, Pico is them. They are Pico.

Choco- Insight, able to copy anything you see and the flow of chakra/mana.

Coco- Ghostly Charm/Fight, Gives of a manly charm. In all serouisness, it also gives predictive abilities during combat.>

... I stopped listening at the Pico Genjutsu part. I should be in IT because I'm about to torture so many people with this. Mainly Sasuke and Sakura. Maybe Kakashi too, I don't know.

I summon the octopus and it looks like an octopus.

"Hello Master!" IFIOEHYGO It talked! And it sounds like a cute girl! Fuck.

"Umm, hello" I managed to blurt out.

"Can I sit on your head Master?" Why am I imagining it having big eyes?

"Only the shoulder." The octopus lunged to my shoulder, hugging my neck and it looks red. GODDAAA---

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Magic Octopus

Gender- Female

Level 1/10 (Evovles when hits max Level)

Titles- None

HP- 14/14

Chakra/Mana- 100/100

Strength- 5 (60 in Yandere Mode)

Intelligence- 62 (124 in Yandere Mode)

Dexterity- 12 (144 in Yandere Mode)

Stamina- 7 (70 in Yandere Mode)

Skills- Strangle, Magic Blast

Strangle- Uses tentacles to do 20% Damage per second, opponent is unable to use any sound attacks or attacks using mouth.

Magic Blast- Shoot a ball of magic out of your tentecles dealing 200% damage.

Hidden Passives:

Unlimited Growth, Lovesick, Cuthulu's Child

Unlimited Growth- Can grow up to infinity

Lovesick- Magic Octopus has an obsession over host. Very possessive. Passive mastery over unconvential weapons. Unlocks a mode called (Yandere Mode).

Cuthulu's Child- Can call for dad to pick her up and kill enemies. Gives 2x more mana.

Remarks: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. Also, fuck "Lovesick" is gonna bite you in the butt.

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... No comment.

What is the Supa Supa no mi?

<Basically, you can turn any part of your body into blades or swords.>

Nice, so I just have to eat this weird looking fruit to get superpowers?

<Yes>

I take a bite out of it and it takes like horse crap! I quickly eat all of it and keep chugging water.

Hey Ron! Why didn't you tell me about the horrible taste?

<I wanted to see your reaction>

... I'm going to the mission.

{Oi brat, do you want to talk with the other tailed beasts?}

Yea, why not.

I find myself in an area with a big purple ox head and octopus bottom. I also see a giant blue fire cat.

"Hello, Kurama, it has been a while." The big blue fiery cat said.

"Hello Matatabi."

"Kurama, want to come to the cloud village? We can... y'know.... date like humans do." The system must have been rubbing of on me, because I see a blush on the cat.

"Damn, good job Kurama! You got pussy!" I say while laughing.

"Shut your trap brat!" He said with a tick mark on his head.

"Why is your host here?"

"Well because we are friends." While patting the tails of Kurama. He snorted but didn't deny it.

"Are you sick Kurama?" She sounded worried.

"No, I am perfectly healthy. So, are you still enjoying watching your hosts have sex." Wait, what?

"Hey! You know that it helps me umm relieve stress. Thinking about you..." Now it was Kurama's time to be surprised and confused. A Tailed beast that is in love with another Tailed Beast, and in order to "relieve stress" she watches her host have sex while thinking about Kurama. I'm going back.

"Wait, wait, wait! No, don't go!" Too late, see ya.

We are back in our own little apartmant where we share a moment of silence.

What was that about Kurama?

{... I don't know. I never knew she felt that way about me.}

So, do you like her?

{Honestly, yea.}

Ok so umm yea, I'll go to the cloud soon for you bud, ok?

{Thanks.}

No problem.

"So Magic Octopus, how about I give you a name."

"Can you?"

"Well uhh your name is gonna be Ellie."

"Thanks."

I walk to the door and go to the place where we are going meet.

I see Kakashi also walking and I run.

"Where were you!" Thats it, I'm punching her. I use 1% of a punch and Sakura is surprised.

"Well, I saw this octopus on the road and I needed to help it so I adopted it." I point to Ellie.

"Octopuses don't even live here and where did you get that?" I use my Pico eyes on here and set it to one. I kind of like these eyes now.


CREATORS' THOUGHTS
Gejahex Gejahex

Rare candy always levels up pets by 1.

Also I was kinda sleepy when making this.

Have some idea about my story? Comment it and let me know.

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