Chapter 63: She's a Lady
"So yer trash after all huh?!? Get a feel and don't even take responsibility!"
"...W-well you were the one that offered."
"That's not the point string bean!"
"Eh..."
Ever since I came to this world and took up the name Deminas, I had run into a lot of crazy situations. A bandit raid, an offspring of a perverted dragon, a wounded succubus, a demon, fucked up goblins, the list goes on. However, up to this point I had no experience dealing with a gigantic beauty who was angry and drunk.
Rockfort and I had grown pretty close during my time in this town...I think. I considered her a friend...even if Fiona says I don't have any friends. What does she know?!?
I didn't want to leave for the City of Walfrey without telling my friend, so I wanted to meet up at the local tavern to tell her. Unfortunately I had no idea how things ended up like this.
She already had a large drink when I arrived, but after I had told her of my plans she immediately downed it and then proceeded to down 10 more. Things seemed to be ok up until the 8th drink, but after that it turned into this.
"What?!? Am I not pretty enough?!? It's becaush I'm so large isn't ish?!? You want a more normalish sizesh woman! More ladylike! Admit it!"
"Ah...n-no...it h-has nothing to do with y-you. W-we just need to go to the c-city."
"We?!? You are going with that beautiful girl who is living with yoush?!? SO THAT'S HOW IT IS!"
"URGH! P-please calm down Rockfort! K-keep your v-voice down! It isn't l-like that. Don't make me out to be some sort of pedobear!"
"Pedo what?"
"W-what I mean is sh-he is too young! I just t-take care of her."
"Pshhh who are you trying to fool! She looks to already be of agesh!"
"Ughhhhhh."
I could only let out a groan. Many attributes of this world mirrored the medieval times of Earth. I had forgotten that in this world, when a girl turned about 15, she was considered an adult. While I had not explicitly asked Fiona her age, if I had to guess, she was definitely at least 15. However, for me and the rules of the Earth, I could only describe this in one word...pedobear.
"L-look Rockfort...t-this isn't goodbye forever right? I-I'll be back to visit, I promise. W-with the waypoint it isn't really that long of a t-trip."
"..."
I could see her eyes from above the cup as she drank and glared at me. She didn't say anything for a bit, but continued to drink. After she drained the cup and slammed it down on the table, her face suddenly rushed forward and came very close to mine.
"...Promise?...You won't forget me...right?"
She had said it almost as a whisper. Compared to the normally loud and boisterous Rockfort, this was a huge gap. It had caught me off guard and reminded me of how meek she was when we fulfilled our bet in the back of her store. The images rushed back to my head, and I could feel myself starting to get excited. Looking at her face, which was flushed red, and so close to me...I suddenly had the urge to kiss her.
She really was quite beautiful. Her blonde hair might be a bit messy, but that just complimented her natural beauty if you ask me. I really couldn't imagine her any other way. Looking back at her glistening eyes, it seemed like she was expecting something. My body started to lean in on its own. 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘐 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘰𝘭𝘥? 𝘍𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘵! 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘤𝘵! 𝘋𝘰 𝘪𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘭!
As I leaned in I saw her close her eyes, as if she was waiting for me. Our faces were now only a few inches apart. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘵! 𝘐'𝘮 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴! 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶-
*BURRPPPPPPPPPPP*
Suddenly a loud belch rocked the tavern and was followed by a strong smell of alcohol as hot air wafted over my face. Then I felt a large weight fall on top of me, sending both of us to the floor. 𝘈𝘩...𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘳...𝘺𝘶𝘱. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘴.
Thinking about it now, my luck with Taleena was out of the ordinary. Based on my history, this is how I would expect things to go. Laying on the floor with Rockfort on top of me, I patted her back as she started drooling onto my shirt. As I was laying there, our barmaid walked up, and spoke to me. She kept a calm and orderly face as she spoke, but I could see the sides of her mouth rising ever so slightly. She seemed to be trying to suppress her urge to laugh.
"Would you like us to get someone to help you take her home?"
"...P-please."
I was about to try and move Rockfort off me and reclaim some of my dignity, but she immediately clung onto me in her sleep. Looking at her sleeping face like this, if I ignored the intense smell of alcohol on her breath, she looks so peaceful and ladyli-
*BURRPPPPPPPPPPP*
She let out another large burp into my chest. 𝘕𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥.
Weekly Power Status
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Ranking 
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