Chapter 2: 2
Lisa
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NAGLAKAD ako sa eskinita sa may tindahan sa harap ng school. Napansin ko na may nag ring sa phone ko kaya pasimpleng kinuha ko ito sa bulsa ko. Zero, three, three, one, eight-- bigla akong napatigil sa pag-type ng password.
Di ko pa pala na change yung password ko... birthday kasi ito ni Joel. Bigla ko tuloy naalala yung araw na nakipagbreak siya sa akin... sa harap pa ng maraming tao! Hiyang-hiya ako nun. Bigla akong nanginig at biglang sumakit yung dibdib ko, tumulo yung luha ko na hindi ko tuloy namalayan na may kotse na palang papalapit sa akin.
Bumusena ito ng malakas at napasulyap ako nito, oh my god... this is the end! Pumikit na lamang ako at di ko namalayang may biglang humatak sa akin. Bumagsak kami sa gilid ng kalsada sa may nagtitinda ng balot at kwek-kwek. "Miss, are you okay?" Pagdilat ko sa mata ko, may isang lalake na nakatingin sa akin at nakahawak sa bewang ko. Ang gwapo ng lalake, makinis yung mukha niya, yung mga mata niya na singkit na parang koreano, at yung ilong niya na matangos, kasing tangos ng mga gwapong artista sa Hollywood. Titig na titig yung mga mata ko sa mukha niya, sh** ang gwapo niya! Tapos bigla niya akong binitawan and I fell on the ground.
"Arayy!" Napasigaw ako sa sakit, bakit naman niya ginawa 'yon! Tinitigan niya lamang ako at nagawa pa niyang ngumiti sa harap ko! Sh** ang gwapo talaga niya! I don't care if masochista 'tong mokong na 'to basta holy fu**! Ang gwapo niya talaga! Ituloy mo lang yan! Napawalang-kibo na lamang ako sabay pumula yung mga pisngi ko.
"Do you know that the average reaction time of a human being is two point five miliseconds and you did failed to notice the car that is five meters away from you? There is enough time to prepare a flight response in order to dodge that car." Narinig ko lamang siya na nagsalita, hanu daw?? Reaction time? "H-huh?" Napatingin na lamang ako sa kanya. "Are you even human?" He just smirked at naglakad palayo, di man lamang niya ako tinulungan. Am I human? Anong klaseng tanong yun? Englisero pala tong mokong na 'to! "Hoyy weirdo!!!" Sigaw ko. Hindi niya narinig. Kainis naman nito! Ang gwapo niya na sana kaso, tarantadong weirdo at napaka masochista pala! Kainis talaga.
Florencio
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IT WAS TWELVE, high noon as it is. Naglakad ako palabas ng gate sa school sabay kuha ng wallet ko para bumili ng lunch sa kabilang tindahan. "It all started from a single atom that has splitted into multiple atoms and produce a certain reaction. As it splits, millions and billions of universes are created at a split second." Listening to Confessor Cromwell's speech while eating lunch, napatingin ako sa orasan na nakalagay sa itaas ng refrigerator ng tindahan.
Twelve forty-three, seventeen minutes nalang yung natitira. Binilisan ko yung pag kain ko, bumayad and I jumped out off the wooden chair na malapit nang masira dahil sa katandaan nito. Anyway, I was walking on the side of the road and a few meters away relying on my peripheral vision, may napansin akong babae na nakayuko habang naglalakad sa gilid ng kalsada as well. Stagnated yung probelmadong mukha nito na nakatingin sa selpon. Di ko nalang pinansin at nagpatuloy ako sa paglalakad. Habang papalapit ako sa babaeng ito, I noticed that erratic yung movements niya and at anytime pwede s'yang mag cross sa white line pavement sa gilid ng kalsada.
Napansin ko na may sasakyan na paparating sa likod niya. Sh**! 'di ito napansin ng babae and I was right na nag cross step itong babae sa white line. Mahahagip talaga ito ng sasakyan for sure! Tumakbo ako para hatakin yung babae and the world stopped in a few seconds.
"The formulation of my decision has been decided. Five kilometers away from here, may traffic enforcer doon na nagbabantay. The accepted speed limit is sixty kilometers per hour... an exact total of thirty eight miles per hour and is times sixty of the normal walking speed. I got two separate conclusions that will be decided by myself and that is to reduce the impact or to pull her out of the death line in this separate situation. I calculated the distance of the car and it was five meters away sa babaeng yun and I was three meters away from her. Having a constant speed of one kilometer per hour per second is equal to ten over thirty six meters per second. Even if the speed of the car is sixty times considerably, its constant speed and conclusively faster than me, Judging from the distance between us and the car associated with time relativism, I am way more faster than the car itself!" I reached my right hand on her shoulder and pulled her out of the white pavement.
She tripped out of balance, sh**! Babagsak kami! Nilagay ko yung kamay sa bewang niya at inatras yung kaliwang paa ko para hindi mag-out of balance at napasandal yung mga kamay niya sa shoulders ko. "Miss, are you okay?" Tanong ko at sa pagdilat ng mga mata niya, nagkatinginan nalang kaming dalawa. Sh**! Ang ganda niya! Napatulala nalamang ako na nakatingin sa mukha niya. Her eyes is under half of the width of her face. When you look at her in her eyes, you'll feel like your heart would pump real fast.
She also had prominent cheekbones and she had a small nose. A perfect facial symmetry! I can't stop looking at her. Hoy! Ano tong ginagawa ko?! Bigla kong binitawan yung pagkakahawak ko sa bewang niya. "Aray!" Sigaw niya. Ang cute ng boses niya hehehe. I just smirked. "Do you know that the average reaction time of a human being is two point five miliseconds and you did failed to notice the car that is five meters away from you? There is enough time to prepare a flight response in order to dodge that car. Are you even human?".
Sh**, ano ba 'tong ginagawa ko? Gusto kong mag sorry pero nasabi ko na lahat. Hiyang-hiya ako sa sarili ko bwesit! Napa "huh?" Nalamang siya. Dahil sa hiya ay dali-dali akong naglakad at iniwan siyang nakahiga sa gilid ng kalsada. Sh**! Sh**! Get outta here, fast! "Hoy nerd!!!" Sigaw niya pero nagkunwari nalang akong hindi narinig yung sigaw. Bwesit naman neto ohh! Hindi talaga ako marunong mag communicate especially sa mga babae. Parang nahihiya ako kapag nakikipag-usap sa kanila. F**k this curse! Arrrgggh! F******************uuuu****k!
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ZhaiTheWeirdHentai DISCLAIMER : The formulation of the scientific mumbo-jumbo monologue of Florencio were based on facts broader than we can imagine and is indeed argumentative. I wanna hear your thoughts about the monologue.
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