Chapter 36: Farming Plots
I am looking at the pedestal that's holding the Kaleidoscope in my soul, it's been a while since I came here but I have discovered that I can look at it with my new eyes without losing my sanity.
It's crazy thing to say but I am looking at something that's infinite and trying to see it's end.
Yes indeed it's infinite but I can only use the parts of it that I understand, I have been coming here regularly now that I am sure it's safe.
I have already fixed the door nob part, I no longer need it to travel and I can do the silent travel Zelretch does and probably won't run into any dangerous stuff while travelling.
The thing I am looking here is much different than the regular use of Kaleidoscope, remember when I said you can pull anything you want or send anything wherever you want, that's what I am trying to figure out.
Ohh and the ways of banishing someone from dimension, sealing space and stuff like that.
Now that I can look at the actual guidelines I can see why Zelretch was having fun watching me, I was doing the whole shit wrong.
I am finally realising my mistakes and fixing them.
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I decided that a clone would be better for researching since the customers that's coming is quite funny, for example Mil-tan bought all of my wax.
Appreciate he is going to share it with his magical girl friends, actually I took a picture and send it to Zelretch.
I have yet to get an answer but let's hope that it burned his eyes at least, so my usual customers are actually pranksters.
So I made more stuff that's useful for pranks but never does any permanent injury or damage.
Like ink that turns whatever written into Twilight books, it restores the paper later on but imagine it you're writings and the moment you turn around it turns into shitty vampire novel.
Brilliant!
As I was reveling in the suffering of others my doors was burst open by Raynare herself...
Why is she here, sad thing is that I actually think she's hot but with that personality no one would sleep with her.
"What is this trash of a place..." I block her voice to focus on her body, she's going to die in a week she already killed Issei this is my last chance seeing her alive...
I dodged a light spear and focused on the fallen once more.
"Sorry I wasn't listening after you said trash of a place" She gets angry as she rains down light spear after light spear which none hits or damages anything.
Poor girl isn't even aware what's going on.
"Huff huff, why don't you die bastard, first you ignore my questions and huff" As she's talking I make a tiger hand seal under the counter changing the nature of the genjutsu she's in.
To be honest I have no idea she's here, I didn't offend anyone nor do I have a sacred gear, she's either here for plot's sake or Kokabiel asked her.
"You were under my trap the moment you entered my store little crow, this is your last warning" After saying that my image blurs and she's left with the horrible genjutsu I prepared for her.
In real world I just carry her screaming body and threw her out to her waiting friends like a sack of potatoes.
It's hard running a store
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Raynare and Co. didn't come back and it's been a week meaning they're probably dead, which also means that Riser is coming.
I don't know why but I have a special place in my personal hell for Riser and Diodora, so I am finally going to meet the non tsundere redhead.
Maybe it's because she's not a Tsundere that she's like this?
Whatever, I am just going to burst through their discussion, Serafall already knows me so it means Grayfia would as well.
Thankfully I didn't tell Serafall where I am living otherwise it might have messed with my plans.
"Kaguya! can you help me dress like a asshole?"
"No..." Kaguya asks patiently as she can.
Aww, I wanted to try acting like that.
"Now Kaguya hold him down!" Wait what!?
"Got it!"
I got suffocates by Kaguya's breasts and lost consciousness.
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Well. I think I may have been going a little more unhinged than normal ever since arriving here I accept that but...
"Is this necessary? I ask as I point out the chains on my hands, they're actually very brittle and can be broken but it's not the problem here.
"You're getting more detached Fujimaru get your head in here" Ereshkigal says as she sets me "free"
Okay, I didn't get here to get technology and get Gabriel for Ereshkigal.
Okay let's put that into steps.
1- Get in churchs eyes during Holy Sword Arc.
2- Talk to Gabriel
3- ?
4- Become the king of the world ...
5- profit?
"That's not proper list and you can forget about that list if it's bothering you that much." Eresh says as she strokes my hair.
"Well, I am going to make some tea for us."
"Kaguya, get me some soda I am sick of tea"
"Sure husband"
Okay new list.
1- Mess up Kokabiel since I hate that guy.
2- Kill Hades, Leonardo and Indra
3- Pet Ophis
4- Leave the world.
"See that's much better" I say as I show it to Eresh as she just shakes her head.
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I stayed in my laboratory and store until Kokabiel's attack.
My wives are right I don't need to get myself involved with plot, I am here to get whatever I need and leave and author is struggling to finish this up.
So I must do what I must and do nothing but research so author can just write it and do a little time skip.
*Nods*
It's a brilliant plan.
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Finally Kokabiel is attacking and I ordered Vali to watch instead joining in since I want to beat that piece of garbage.
To that end I draw Durandal and joined the fray and attacked Kokabiel.
"Who are you!?" Kokabiel says as he dodges my attacks.
"I am just a bored dude figured bashing idiots would be fun" I am genuinely bored, sure research is fun and all but like really.
It lets me focus on my wives but man life is boring when you have no troubles, I can see why utopia would fail.
Look at me I have everything I need and I am going crazy.
"You don't know What you're speaking boy die!" He flies up and starts sending light spears. It seems this is the only attack Fallens have...
"Why do you crows keep fighting in range now you're just a easy target for me" I say as I pull back, copy Artoria and raise Durandal into air.
As I am doing this holy light gathers around the sword, I actually never used this sword as NP and I don't know how so I am just going call up it's name.
"What's this which holy sword is that?" Kokabiel asks while he's flying away.
Now we can't have that, with a flex of Kaleidoscope space is locked and firmed up since my attack would pierce it otherwise.
"DURANDAL!" I unleash B+ Levels of Mana to the sword and it devastates the landscape alongside Kokabiel the only thing left from him is a piece of fallen feather.
"Whew I was honestly getting bored" I saw while wiping my imaginary sweat.
"Who are you where did you get that sword?" Xenovia is on me I guess she's offended.
"I got it from trash" it's an honest answer.
"Don't lie where did you get it and why did you call it Durandal"
"I never lie! I might keep out information but I never lie get your head straight girl" I honestly don't remember if I ever lied?
[Me neither Master]
"Can you tell us who are you affiliated with?" Sona comes around the corner I can see that they're trying to restrain Rias on the back she has a knight piece in her hands...
She's out of her engagement why is she acting like this?
"I am not affiliated with anyone, like I said I was bored and decided to hunt some crows"
"Hey isn't he the guy at the "Mildly Cursed Items" shop?"
Shit I forgot Koneko bought some ink from me!
I don't let my smile drop as I retrieve a card from my inventory and give it to Sona.
"Serafall should know who I am, so I am going now and Xenovia learn some technique that sword in your hand is practically crying"
"What!? How do you know?"
"Let me give you a tip, You don't control Durandal, to control Durandal you just let it be"
Or something like that if I remember correctly from the novels. It might just be pure bullshit as well.
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