Chapter 53: Perverted Technique Above All Others?! She's So Close!
Back in the inner space of the Golden Queen Spider, Yun Che firmly crunched the balls of the Incorporeal Lineage Suitor who seemed to have a never ending resistance to having his balls crushed. After an hour of stomping on those things, he finally became prepared to teach the incorporeal chase technique. However, he didn't feel to happy about having to teach it to Yun Che, and felt somewhat disrespected from the fierce crushing of his balls.
Blood had shot out of his orifices from the pain he'd experienced, and with a blood curdling acknowledgement of Yun Che's tactics it finally occurred to him that teaching Yun Che might eventually help him! If Yun Che lost, and the Golden Queen Spider visited, she might find it worth stopping by to talk to him and thank him. At the same time, something about getting his balls crushed made him less selfish, after all, his future children had gotten stomped and their pain caused him to wretchedly give up information on his best technique!
The best part of being in an inner space had to due with the ability to souls to share information. With a tap of his finger to Yun Che's head, the information passed about the Incorporeal Chase technique to Yun Che.
This information contained the basics but still had to be comprehended in order to use the technique! The thing that really got Yun Che immediately because it also came with why it had gotten developed. It had gotten developed by a man who wished to never fall behind any women, and at its core essence it had been made to chase 'tail', and never get caught!
This made Yun Che's eyebrows tremble because he didn't want to use a technique that when witnessed might someone scream "pervert!". Luckily, this technique originated in the Golden Queen Spider's original world, and not in the Distaff Clan World, so the information about it remained scarce. However, the essence of speed behind the technique had to due with the pursuit of yin! Hence, you'd be much faster if a women's life had been put on the line, or you happened to be in pursuit of a woman!
Yun Che sat down and quickly began contemplating! In order to understand it, he had to understand the reasons why a man might pursue a woman! His eyebrows once again trembled because he never had to contemplate something so 'benign' and at the same time frivolous! A man pursued a woman for three things, one because she happened to be a friend, or two because she happened to be his lover and perhaps even because he wished to make her submit! The idea of contemplating why a man might pursue a woman seemed like a complete unnecessary action! He somewhat seemed to boil and opened his eyes at the rather sad to look at Incorporeal Lineage Suitor.
Yun Che: "Can you tell me why I have to understand why men might pursue women in order to use this technique?! It seems kind of unnecessary to me after all. You think there'd be other more important things to learn like how to use the movement, and not so much intolerable focus on the pursuit itself! Did a pervert make this?!
The rather hard to look at Incorporeal Lineage Suitor laughed and dropped to his knees while still clutching at his special place. He looked at Yun Che like staring at a ghost, but then began to laugh while his entire body screamed.
"Ha, the man who just killed even my grandchildren with his foot doesn't know why he wants to be with women! My grandfather who made the technique indeed happened to be a pervert, but he knew why he wanted to be with women! If you don't learn to appreciate women, this technique might vanish in front of you in a matter of minutes! It's something I can only pass to you once, and damn it! After crushing me so viciously it be better if you never learned to use it!"
The man really could count the number of children he had remaining to give to a woman after how viscous Yun Che had been with him, and resented Yun Che to the point of madness! Yet Yun Che also had impressed him during their fight, so he at least decided to give him the real technique! The only problem had to due with the difficulty of the incorporeal chase technique. It required one to fully understand the importance of a bond between man and women, and most men who figured it out in his clan had already been in the 'shattering' mastery realm.
Yun che had only been cultivating for a few days and somewhat felt like giving up when he 'contemplated' all the types of reason he'd go after a woman! Imagining Yun'er and Mistress Empress in his mind from those few days ago, swiftly mounting and dismounting him mercilessly for entertainment a few days ago, appeared to be one reason. However, why did he really want to protect women!
'The man reason I want to protect women has to be because of my sister nearly dying. When her hand went flying off her body all those years ago, a part of me burst and from there on out I decided to always protect her! However, if men only went with women to protect them, that'd mean so many things from life are just for trivial reasons?! Isn't a man with a woman to just try and fully comprehend what's hidden beneath their beautiful clothes?! Perhaps the art of this technique happens to due with finding out what's hiding, albeit in a perverted way?!Is the essence of the Incorporeal Chase technique in finding out the mysterious nature of women?!"
'If that's the case, then doesn't that mean this technique really had a good nature behind it, so that might be the reason my phoenix accepted it. However, I can't imagine what this old grandfather did with it… These 'instructional' images that came with it show a man diving into a beautiful oasis of never ending women, and laughing.'
To describe it better, Yun Che happened to see the memories of the Incorporeal Lineage's grandfather and this man happened to have passed down memories to help Yun Che learn the technique, and even his grandchildren. One 'instructional image' showed him somewhat strangely falling through a series of images of different magnanimous beauties welcoming him into their arms and letting him 'pounce' on them. These women all happened to be in seductive poses, and this alone made Yun Che somewhat upset.
However, the last instructional image also showed him killing a few unruly bandits that went after his wife a few days after the Incorporeal Lineage Suitor had been born. All the suitors had been named after their clans, so the Incorporeal Lineage Clan happened to have been where he grew up! Regardless, the main point of that image had to due with his rather impressive speed! When his wife had been in danger, the mother of her rather galavanting son, he'd been able to develop a third stage of this technique!
Unlike most techniques, the Incorporeal Chase's third stage only worked when women had gotten in danger! Hence, no matter how much master you learned over the technique, it be useless because the technique required certain situations!
Yun Che somewhat got pissed off by this fact, and looked at the Incorporeal Lineage Suitor before he scaldingly said I figured it out. Instantly, he suddenly moved to the other side of the web 150 percent faster than normally! However, he unfortunately had to imagine something perverted in his head to chase after! This really should be put into the 'obscene' class of techniques that he'd mastered!
Fortunately, he had quite a few enthralling recent encounters to increase his speed! The image of Yun'er and Mistress Empress once again appeared and with some saliva dripping down his mouth he once again moved quickly across the web.
The Incorporeal Lineage Suitor clapped his hands and laughed while carefully defending his manhood. His greatest fear had been born once Yun Che learned that technique, and this fear only got compounded when Yun Che patted him on the shoulder. Just the touch of this man made his future children somewhat afraid and fearful. Afterall, Yun Che's foot left an imprint deep inside of his robe that might not unwrinkle without a ton of work!
Yun Che: "I appreciate the technique a lot, but I have to say I never anticipated your grandfather had such shrewd methods. From a man to another man, I must say that no one else should learn this technique. How about if you don't mind, I kick you one more time in the balls to make sure you keep your promise!"
"Please! Mercy!" The Incorporeal Lineage Suitor dropped down in defense before Yun Che laughed and disappeared. He began climbing the ladder of suitors.
With the new 'obscene' technique, he felt like it got much easier to beat the suitors, and even learned two more techniques by the 190th suitor. His favorite obviously had to be the Incorporeal Chase technique, but one technique called the Machinations Index made him feel also somewhat special. The Machinations Index only had one use, and all that did happen to be detect lies! However, sometimes, the skills with the most usage had to be the skills that did such simple things!
"Just ten more suitors and it's onto the third challenge," Yun Che nodded his head and walked up to another suitor. This one tall and extremely muscular, so much so that he felt bad for any women that might have had to be affiliated with him. "Then… I can finally take out all my frustrations on Yun'er and Mistress Empress for making me do this challenge! I might even through Little Mistress in the equation so it can be an all in one extravaganza!"
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