Chapter 1: Chapter 1
"Hi, my name is Frank and I live at @"#"*'#'@'# @#$*$#*#*".
"Wow that's just freaky, let me just simplify this".
I died. Possibly one of the most embarrassing ways possible. I was just casually playing some Minecraft on my phone when I slipped on a freshly mopped floor and then my head hurt like hell then everything went cold and dark.
"Sounds shitty right?".
Welp that's how the cookie crumbles . . . anyways as of right now my soul or will or something is currently floating around in a void just biding my time. I honestly have no clue what's next for lil ol' me. Until a mote of light just appears in my face.
"What are you?" says the light thing.
"Me oh I'm just a guy who probably died, say when and where am I ?"
'I have never seen such a strange entity.' says the light as it ignores my question.
"You are human yet your soul is that of a *"$*"##"$@&"
"Ummm is that supposed to be good or bad?" I ask the mote.
"Oh forgive me mortal I did not pay heed to your words. I am what's known as a ..."
" a god yeah could you just explain my situation already. I feel weird being studied by a light ball, it makes me feel I'm about to experience something bad."
"Forgive me yet again mortal but my strength is limited I will have to limit myself." the god says as the sound of an unmistakable snap is heard and a bowl and a die is near.
A second snap occurs as the die is thrown in as it explains " this die will decide how many wishes you get and if you like you could reincarnate into any world you like."
I watch the die continue for seems like ages until stops at a perfect six.
' Oh how lucky looks like you have six wishes. Best choose wisely mortal. '
"Could you give some time to think"
The god agrees and disappears for the time being while I am left yet again in the void to contemplate what should I wish for.
"Yo I wanna make my wishes !"
' What shall you wish for mortal and again choose wisely.' "Okay first things first I want a system that allows me o become the apex in a reality, but I will take my sweet sweet time doing so, so give it a quest function and summoning function. Second I want the ability to go to my animeverse, novelverse or even movieverse . Third I want a personal realm where I can do whatever I wish and for my fourth I want a Gate of Babylon connected to it. My Fifth is an farming function for it cause that's how I do as a proud Filipino, well ex-Filipino I guess due to the fact that I died sadly. My last wish is for a pet dragon that has an affinity to both [Void] and [Chaos] elements for the sole purpose of it being cool elements."
' Done, so which world do you wish to reincarnate into?'
" Let me see my possible choices . . . . . the Danmachi universe would be good for grinding strength but it also be a tad annoying to look at a certain sober werewolf. The Nasuverse? . . . nah never watched or knew about it until reading webnovels. Marvel, a bit too questionable in power scales plus I could buy the [Infinity Stones] in the system shop. Ahhh just screw it I could go to Arifureta but Kocky(Kouki) is too much of an annoyance with his idiotic (and obviously dsyfunctional) ideas about "justice". The DxDverse might work?"
"Ah screw it all Imma just roll a name generator"says Frank as the mote god floats and asks
"What is this so-called name generator?"
"It was my old method of making choices, it works by placing a bunch of choices that I have and randomly picks one for me to (probably) follow." Frank replies as the author searches for a name generator on Chrome cause he can't do any choices by himself.
"Looks like DxD it is" says our protagonist as he sighs and asks the mote god
"Hey dude I got two questions"
"Go ahead mortal" replies the mote of light
"First off can I just call you Entity or Omega wait wait wait let me just call you Carl instead just ignore this first. Second can I choose what point in time do I enter the reality or if I get transmigrated, reincarnated or I make my own body cause if it's the third choice I am so gonna be a lion." says Frank at a speed that can only be comprehended by Eminem himself.
"I'll just say this, you are a truly queer existence, worry not mortal, you have all three choices at your disposal."
"Alright I wanna transmigrate whilst making a new body. My hair would obviously be black cuz I don't wanna look like some overly-weird dude with all the god-damned colors of the rainbow as my fashion sense. And as all us true men must have, I need a dick that can rival the true gods themselves. Oh and I want a somewhat handsome face for myself as I wasn't that nice looking in my last life, and also but not least I wanna be at least 6ft.9 for both the meme culture and the fact I think it's funny." says Frank as he finalizes his choices.
"Very well mortal, I hope you may find happiness or strength or whatever it is you mortals call it, I believe it was called ' an adventure' says Carl the god.
"So what happens now?"asks Frank.
"The process of transmigrating takes a few seco . . . "
"WHAT THE SWEET JESUUUUUU~"
(Meanwhile somewhere in the underworld)
"Oh what the god-damned ape shit dude, did you have to drop me from the sk~" Frank says as he looks at where he is.
"Shit, I'm the underworld."
"Oy vey, looks like I might have to find a way out of here."says Frank as he looks around, trying to get his bearings of where he is.
"System open"
[Good day host]
[{
[Status]
[Shop]
[Inventory]
[Quests]
[Summons]
"Open Status"
[Status]
Name: Frank
Bloodline: Demi-Mortal, ??
Age: 21(?????)
Power Level: High-Level Devil
Skills:
[Innate Skills]
[Passive Skills]
[Active Skills]
"Status close, looks like I got new things to question about. Such as the fact that I have an unknown FRICKING BLOODLINE!?. WHAT THE HECK DOES DEMI-MORTAL EVEN MEAN? System please explain it in a way that I can actually understand."
[Host has been absorbing chaotic energies from the [Void] thus allowing him to gain a divinity, however it has been locked since host hasn't been able to fully absorb enough to ascend to godhood.]
"System if I remember correctly I wished for a pet dragon with two affinities, I'd like to know where is it right now."
[Host has completed:
[Hidden Quest: Getting Started]
[Hidden Quest: Little Buddy]
Generating rewards:
x1 Bloodline Cleansing Pill, x1 Baby Dragon, x1 Summon ticket, x1 Starter Pack, x1 Bloodline ticket, x1 80% Discount Coupon.]
"Ohh looks fun, but honestly I want a friend on this journey of absolute chaos. System use the Summon ticket."
[Congratulations you have received~
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DarkArcanist Hey there this is Dark I just wanna thank whoever decided to take a gander at this lil fanfic of mine, honestly speaking I'm noobish at this plus this is the first time I decided to write. Hope you enjoyed, and please leave a rating for me and if you want, you could yeet some power stones at this poor arcanist
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