Chapter 3: Reincarnated
"Am I dead already?"
"Why, of course. Im god, you see me right now, how can you be alive if you see me in the first place?"
Rickert grunted.
"Well, I was in the deep dark space before, so that makes sense. But, what the cause of my death?" thought Rickert while he twists his eyebrows.
"The cause of your death is, short circuit that shocked your head for 2 minutes straight, causing brain damage, and led to your death," Lilya answered him.
"You read my mind again, don't you?" Rickert asked.
"Of course, I'm god. I even hear people all over the world," he answered.
Rickert sighed, Lilya smiles as if he doesn't feel any guilt.
"And what is that reincarnation you just rewarded to me?"
"You'll be reincarnated. And I said I only give you those questions in 10 minutes, we already lose 6 minutes just by discussing like this. Shall we continue?" Lilya is reminding Rickert that his time is keep going.
"Yeah, continue that."
"Those chains that keep holding you and restrain you from moving, what are those?"
"Damn, this one is difficult. Umm, chain, chain, people keep talking about chain like it's a prison that hold people in one place…"
"Wait, a prison? If it's a prison, why are they holding me? What caused it?"
Rickert is keep on thinking, while Lilya is idly waiting with his smile that shows his teeth.
"He's thinking. To think that a shut-in-NEET can even thinking about this problem, he's an exceptional one that wasted his life once, and die in ridiculous death…"
Lilya touched his jaw like he's also thinking.
"Maybe I can use him to solve problem in 4th dimension, those old gods won't argue my decision anyway."
Rickert raise his head up, he's ready to answer.
"This chain in my regret," he answered.
Flick
Lilya flicked his finger.
"Also correct. Next question, why a slave is being chained?"
"Easy," Rickert is confidence.
"Because slaves are useful and important workers, chain them so that they can't flee and keep working."
"Also correct. Next question, that slave is tired. What should a master do? Whip them or else?"
"Why are those questions so easy? And why those questions use slaves? Damn this god."
"Give them rest and chance to bath, eat, then they can continue working."
Lilya laughed.
"Hahahaha, yes, that also correct. Next question is, how to stop a war?"
Rickert is not sure, but he watched a documentary movies about Tsun Ze in International Geographic: Genius.
"To not engaged with it, to negotiate, or to destroy enemies' resources. If those three can't stop a war, then win it," Rickert answered the question with a little bit disgusted.
"War? What are you supposed to with that question? My answer also probably wro-"
"Correct!"
"What?! How is that supposed to be correct? I was just can't remember what Tsun Ze said on that documentary! And answered randomly!" Rickert against Lilya��s true answer.
"Now, you have spent all your time here answering questions. The truth is, you got 2 seconds left, but it gonna be wasted to me giving you the question."
Lilya ignored his argument.
"Now that you already answered three questions, I shall reward you the reward you wish. Go on, don't be shy and modest."
"Hah, already on granting the rewards? Am I truly can get whatever I wish?" thought Rickert in his mind.
"Yes, you may get whatever. Just remember, you will live in the world full of war, and it could destroy that world."
"I can't tell him that he'll go to 4th dimension and face the Yianaros, 11th king of hell," thought Lilya.
Rickert sighed.
"First, before the reward, can you free me from this chains?"
"Oh, yeah. Right."
Clap
With a single clap, the chains that were preventing Rickert to move shattered without any sound. Rickert moves his hands, and stretches his body.
"Now that's better."
"Now, what is the first reward you wish?"
Rickert have some thoughts of this, he already watched thousands of isekai animation on internet, and still can't believe he could be the one experiencing it himself.
"First, grant me a blessing to my body and mind which can prevent all kind of debuffs happened on me."
"Nice choice."
Flick
Lilya flicked his finger, and at the same time, Rickert's body start to glow with faint light.
"Second, grant me a system that similar to the game called Red Desert Online."
"Granted."
Flick
A status window came up in front of Rickert, it's a status window that truly similar with Red Desert Online, with some other option that can open direct market, a different system from original Red Desert Online, which called central market.
"Well, it fairly the same, since I can buy anything from the shop directly with money. But, my status…"
Rickert opened his profile window, he's level 80, with the same stat as his character in Red Desert Online.
"��� aah, I got the same stat as my character in RDO."
Rickert sighed in relieve, he can do everything with this character because his character is already perfect one that can even solo the world boss, but it surely take quite a while.
For normal world boss raid, it merely took 10 minutes to complete since there are more than 80 people. A player sure can solo the world boss, but it can take 50 minutes up to 1 hour.
Soloing world boss is possible, but it takes too long.
Rickert check his gear, and he once again relieved. He got all the gears from his character, Red Star gear set, complete with Han and Hoom magic crystals that could be bought in market with 2 billion silver.
"The rest must be the same from my character, so I stop my inspection here."
"Another wish?"
"Yeah, can you give me a cell-phone? It must be connected to internet, its battery must never be depleted, and I still can connect to the world where I died."
"Pfft."
Lilya laughed, but he hold his laughter, and it's pretty obvious that he is laughing at Rickert who want to be connected to the world where he was belong.
"You seem like you would be bored without internet, yeah? Okay then, I grant you a smart-phone you can use."
Flick
A box contained with a smart-phone just appeared in front of Rickert, it's MyPhone, so Rickert should not be complaining. But, he is pissed.
"You just laughed?"
Lilya's body trembled.
"N-n-no.. why I should laugh?"
He hold his laughter, and yet, he still deny it.
"Well, it's okay. I can't blame you if I want."
"Haah…"
Lilya sighed in relieve.
"How wise."
"Can I have 1 more wish? It's not for my reincarnation."
"Uh? Depends, you can ask me now."
"Can you show yourself?"
"Haah," Lilya sighed.
"Okay, I can show you me true form."
Clap clap
Two claps, and he is now changing his form into his true form.
He wear a red suit, he is handsome despite he is already old. Hi got gray beard, and holding a stick that is thick enough to be a…
"Is that a dildo?"
"What?"
"A dildo, is that you are holding?"
"Okay, you must be joking. I'm a wise god, and I can't get angry because you said th-"
"A god holding a dildo? Are you even use that when you spew-spew your wife? Are you even have a wife? You put that inside your wife?"
"This bastard… I grant him reincarnation and rewards to his liking, and yet he still burnt me up?"
"I'm angry, so I just start your reincarnation…"
Clap
Rickert clapped his hands, and then a rune appeared under Rickert, and start to glow.
"… as an ugly guy."
"Wait, WHAT?!"
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