Chapter 15: Time Travel Bullshitery
(A/N: Sadly I've never had the opportunity of playing such a great DLC, I will have to skip over most of the traveling parts and will mostly be having conversations and killing things. I'll try to do some research on this and even watch videos of the DLC as I have forgotten most of the DLC except for the bosses... Enjoy the chapter.)
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Armin suddenly grabbed Padme's hand and before she could become confused and snatch her hand back she suddenly appeared in front of a nice large home. She was honestly confused as she was just within a ruined castle but now she is suddenly within a sunny field looking at a large house.
Armin: "Welcome to my home, It's within another Dimension and its completely safe. My wife and future wives are inside, I'll take you to them."
Padme quickly snatched her hand back and followed Armin inside. After she walked in she saw multiple beauties jumping towards Armin to give him and hug. She noticed Ethereal was wearing wearing a very short shirt that was exposing her belly while Quelaag was wearing normal clothes.
Gwynevere sticked to her dress she always wears and Priscilla still has her dress. Once they got their hug they looked towards Padmé and started introducing themselves.
Ethereal: "Hello! My name is Ethereal and I'm Armin's wife!"
Quelaag: "Hi, I'm Quelaag and I came after Ethereal. It's nice to meet you."
Gwynevere: "My name is Gwynevere; Queen Of Sunlight and sadly the daughter of the False God."
Priscilla: "My turn! I'm Priscilla, I was the last to meet Armin but I'm really glad I met him! I'm also part Dragon and I hope you don't mind that!"
Padme: "Um, hello I am Padmé Amidala I'm also the Queen/Senator of Naboo but now that I'm no longer returning their I'm not really a Queen anymore."
After the girls started talking they continued on for a while and Armin noticed Padmé was already getting tired. He didn't blame her after everything that has happened to her today, she left her way of life and saw her 'Future' and how terrible it would be.
Armin was also a bit surprised as she instantly believed it without questions. He sadly had to point out that Padmé was getting tired and started showing her around her new home.
Armin: "Their are four different rooms available so just pick any you like, once I get back I'll take you to Anor Londo so your not always in the house."
Padmé: "Thank you... If you don't mind me asking but where are you going?"
Armin: "Well I have to go do some Time Travel Bullshit and kill a monster and save a wolf and a lot of other things. Honestly besides spending time with my lovers I'm usually killing things, large and ugly things..."
Padmé: "Do you have to kill them? Aren't they just trying to live there life? I don't know what you are killing after you do that 'Time Travel' stuff but why go back and stop them?"
Armin: "Want me to show you what I plan on killing? Unlike your universe this one has real monster, deadly ones at that. Honestly if what I need to kill ended up in your universe and left unchecked then even the Jedi and Sith working together would still fail."
When she heard this Padmé didn't want to believe it. Armin told her that this world still used primitive technology and some 'magic'. Compared to her universes technology how could it be a problem? Padmé gave the go ahead so Armin showed her Manus and what he could do.
Padmé looked directly at Manus and could only agree with Armin using the term monster. She watched as the Abyss changed the things it got ahold of and mutated it into more monsters. Armin showed her what would happen if he didn't stop him, she watched as the Abyss grew and devoured every.
Armin: "One ship, that is all it needs and it will spread throughout your galaxy Padmé. No medicine would be able to cure this and it would just go on and on until everything is apart of the Abyss. Tell me, would you reason with that? Would you're diplomatic skills stop this? It won't, it will just mutate you and then move on towards the rest."
Padmé: "Why is this universe so screwed up?"
Armin felt like laughing when she said this, Dark Souls is just weird and the things within it are just weirder.
Armin: "You don't wanna know, her some rest okay?"
Padmé nodded and closed the door while Armin went to his wives.
Armin: "Ethereal don't do anything to her, yes she is beautiful but I just showed her that the man she 'loved' would do terrible things to her. If she wants to love me then let her do it on her own okay? As for the rest of you, I'll be leaving soon so please don't let me return to a destroyed house."
Ethereal: "I wasn't... Okay I thought about it but I promise I won't. I also used my Skill Token and I got to say that it was worth it hehe."
As she finished talking she suddenly grew black wings and a black tail with a heart at the tip. When Armin seen this he honestly didn't know what to say, his Incubus skill was slightly acting up causing him to already guess what she became.
Armin: "Succubus?"
Ethereal: "Yup! It came with a hole lot of skills to hehe. My body fluids can make you horny and even make you harder, it also works just by touching it. If you exposed to her for an extended amount of time then I bet I could even make you fuck me now by making you so horny!"
Ethereal pulled Armin in for a kiss and he instantly felt the effect. He knew he could stop it at anytime and if it was a random Succubus who would have but since it was Ethereal he let it go on.
Armin felt himself getting turned on rather quickly and decided to have a spar before leaving. He walked towards him room while they continued kissing and they went at it.
Sadly even with Ethereal's transformation she was utterly destroyed. Armin walked out his for with a smile as he felt really good. After giving goodbye kisses to the rest they wanted to see the aftermath and walked inside their room only to find Ethereal passed out with a satisfying smile on her face.
Armin could proudly say he completely destroyed a Succubus at their own game! Before making his way towards Darkroot Garden he wanted to pick up his Dragon Greatsword as he should have been finished by now. He quickly teleport to the closes bonfire using the Lordvessal.
Armin: "How's it going Andre? Have you finished upgrading my weapon?"
Andre: "Yup! It's a fine weapon now if meself says so! Here you go along with the remaining materials.
Armin grab the Dragon Scales and his Greatsword and noticed how much heavier it felt, he used the system and checked to see how much it changed.
[ Dragon Greatsword +5
Description: This sword, one of the rare dragon weapons, came from the tail of the stone dragon of Ash Lake, descendant of the ancient dragons. Its great mystical power will be unleashed when wielded with two hands. The Dragon Greatsword has been upgraded by a skilled blacksmith using the scales of the Everlasting Stone Dragon! Each level up doubles it damage!
Damage: 600 -> 19,200
Durability: 1,000/1,000
Requirements: 500 Strength, 200 Dexterity ]
Armin was surprised by the huge damage it now has. Seeing the increased in damage reminded him of his old weapon he always kept using thanks to its ability to grow along side his strength.
Armin: 'You're not Asura Calibur but you are still my best weapon right now. If you treat me well I'll do the same.'
Armin thanked Andre and left towards the portal that world take him to the past. Along his way their their he ended up insta killing Havel but he didn't receive anything from him. He wonder if his luck stat became useless suddenly but decided to move on.
Soon he ended up having to fight the Hydra but it was labeled as a Rare enemy and he easily killed it with his spells. Killing it gave him 50.0 stat points which was much less then the previous Hydra but he continued on. Passed the Hydra and within the cave he noticed a Golden Crystal Golem that had something it shouldn't have within it.
Within the largest mass of crystals on its back he could see Dusk of Oolacile within and he started wonder how she even ended up inside it. Armin used the Dragon Greatsword and easily killed it and received 15.0 stat points from it. Dusk soon came out and looked around and when she spotted Armin she became happy.
Dusk: "It's you again! Armin, it as been such a long time! Thank you for saving me from that horrible place and once more from this golem! Would you please give me an answer about my offer this time?"
Armin started to secretly frown and cursed his future or would it be past self? He thought to himself for a moment but told himself that he wouldn't do something just to fuck with his past self or whatever.
Armin: "Uhh, Sure?"
Dusk became really happy suddenly and jumped for him and started to hug him.
Dusk: "Thank you Armin! When we first met you said you would give me an answer the next time we meet and I was worried you wouldn't agree to marry me and become the King of Oolacile! I know I was rash to ask you to marry me even when we just met but you saved me!"
Armin was dumbfounded by what he heard but she continued on.
Dusk: "After you left I waited and waited but a some point I managed to get trapped in that Golem but you rescued me again! This is fate! I know Oolacile is probably no longer around but we can rebuild it! You will be the king and I'll be your queen!"
Armin felt like crying as now even is past/future self was building him a harem. He gave up and spoke.
Armin: "I'm already married and have lovers who live together but if you still want to be with me then I already agreed... I'm also king of Anor Londo..."
Dusk became surprised but it quickly went away and continued to hug him.
Dusk: "It's normal for royally to have multiple wives anyway so I don't care but I didn't know you became king of Anor Londo! You're a child of Lord Gwyn?"
Armin: "Absolutely not! That man is a False God! I'm marrying Gwynevere and she made me the new ruler."
Dusk: "Well then Anor Londo will be my new Oolacile! I know it's not really but I'll think of it as it is..."
He sighed out and spoke.
Armin: "I don't know when but I'll make you a new Kingdom one day. I know everything seems rushed but I'm going to send you to my home and to let you meet my wives..."
Armin then brought her home and introduce her to them.
Armin: "Be nice please and I need to get back..."
After dropping her off he promised to spend time with her after he returned but he was glad that he knew that he defeated Manus. He also knew that Sif should remember him as well meaning he got a huge doggo companion.
Eventually he made it back and noticed the portal at the end of the cave. Before walking over he asked a question.
Armin: "Will I have to worry about fucking up this timeline? If I cause a massive change will some things be different when I return?"
[ Host doesn't need to worry about this, the System will modify the timeline so that even if you destroyed the world you can still return to this time. Dusk is an exception as the future/past you requested her to remain the same. ]
With a nod, Armin walked over towards it and just like in the game, he is dragged into it and woke up next to a bonfire.
Armin: "Not fun... Not fun at all! I'm going to kill that fucker..."
After lighting the bonfire Armin made his way out and reached the fog wall leading to the Sanctuary Guardian. He made his way inside and he instantly checked its stats.
[ Combat Alert!
Sanctuary Guardian
Rank: Boss
HP: 100% (0% Per Minute)
MP: 100% (15% Per Minute)
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Strength: 500.0
Dexterity: 280.5
Vitality: 800.1
Agility: 627.9
Intelligence: 112.5
Wisdom: 30.6
Luck: 18.0
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Skills: *Wild Fury -Active-* *Pound -Active-* *Charge -Active-* *Flying Charge -Active-* *Pounce -Active-* *Wind Blast -Active-* *Lightning Shot -Active-* *Lightning Repeater -Active-* *Lightning Strafe -Active-* *Lightning Overhead -Active-* *Tail Sweep -Active-* *Tail Spin -Active-* *Hind Kick -Active-*
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Wild Fury: Attacks rapidly in combos of 2 or 4 with its paws and horns. Two sequential paw or horn attacks is a 2 string attack. A paw attack followed by a horn attack, or vice versa, is a 4 string attack. Each strike deals 1,000 damage and if all strike land the total damage is double.
Pound: After rearing on its hind legs, it will proceed to slam its front paws down at the enemy dealing 1,500 damage.
Charge: Performs a quick charge and then thrusts its head upwards, launching the enemy into the air if it connects. Deals 2,500 damage.
Flying Charge: Gallops into the air and the swoops down to attack with its horns. Its tail will be lowered to the ground for a short time after this attack, providing an opportunity for the enemy to cut it. Deals 2,500 damage and can stun the enemy.
Pounce: The Sanctuary Guardian will fly up into the air and pause before launching straight at the enemy with lightning speed. If avoided it will be vulnerable to attack for a short time, however if the attack hits it will instead somersault backwards through the air landing far away from the enemy. Deals 4,000 damage.
Wind Blast: Its wings are used to project a wave of water and wind in front of it dealing 500 damage and high chance of stunning the enemy for 1 second.
Lightning Shot: Lowers its head to charge, then releases a large ball of lightning at the target dealing 3,000 damage and 1,000 DPS for 3 seconds. Has an identical telegraph to Lightning Repeater.
Lightning Repeater: Fires four lightning projectiles in moderately quick succession dealing 3,000 damage each and can stack DPS. Has an identical telegraph to Lightning Shot.
Lightning Strafe: Strafes around the target whilst flying, firing a heavy lightning projectile dealing 3,000 damage and 1,000 DPS for 3 seconds.
Lightning Overhead: Flies over the target, releasing a heavy lightning ball at the end of its flight dealing 3,000 damage and 1,000 DPS for 3 seconds.
Tail Sweep: Sweeps its tail from right to left, causing medium poison buildup and 1,500 damage. If poisoned the enemy will take 500 DPS for 10 seconds.
Tail Spin: It will spin slightly above ground in 360 degrees, sweeping with its tail, causing heavy poison buildup and 2,000 damage.
Hind Kick: The Sanctuary Guardian will kick with its hind legs if the enemy is too close to its rear dealing 3,500 damage. ]
Armin didn't thing much of the boss as it only real advantage was being real fast. The boss would use most of it's lightning attacks while he moved around like it was showing off.
He watched as the boss started running towards him but Armin decided to see how smart it was. Armin first sent two Light Spears and aimed at its wings and kept firing until they became useless. During this time Armin kept running while dodging its attack whenever the boss caught up to him, after while he finally crippled its wings making it unable to fly.
Armin formed a cruel smile and started running all over the place while casting Flame Mine over and over again. He was literally creating a mine field but the boss only became angrier every time it stepped on one. This also caused the boss to make more mistakes and running into more and it kept repeating.
Armin started laughing every time he heard an explosion go off and the bosses HP became lower and lower until it stepped on the final Flame Mine. As the winged lion/goat/scorpion died received a notification.
[ Soul of Sanctuary Guardian is attempting to enter Host's Soul... Purging possible side effects...
125.0 Stat Points Gained! (190.0 Total Points) ]
Sadly Armin only received enough XP to reach 89.2% XP, he also remembered that if you returned back here another two Sanctuary Guardians would spawn! Knowing this he ran back to the bonfire and rested but when he returned he didn't notice any new bosses.
Armin: "My free stat points! Noooo!"
While he was totally not crying over not being able to get more stat points from them he made his way into the next area. He noticed a large mushroom and remembered that she was actually able to talk so he decided to have a chat.
Elizabeth: "Well, look at this one. From what far-away age has thou come? Thy scent is very human, indeed...But, not intolerable...Ah, Princess Dusk's saviour. Thine aura is precisely as she described. I thank thee deeply, for rescuing Her Highness. But Princess Dusk is here no longer...snatched away by that horrifying primeval human. And so I must ask...Couldst thou once more play the saviour?"
Armin: "What bullshit is this? I sent her to my home in another dimension! So how could she already know me during this time?!"
Elizabeth: "Princess Dusk has a talent for peaceful magic, I'm am unsure of what kind of magic it could be but she often see's you in dreams. She keeps dreaming about meeting you specifically after you have saved her from a 'Golden Golem'. She oftentimes tells me of you, it is nice to know that you have given her a home in whatever age you come from... Will you save her once more?"
Armin: "Well I kinda have to... I already hate this time travel shit..."
Elizabeth: "Thank you. I am Elizabeth, guardian of this sanctuary. Something of a godmother to Princess Dusk. I shall assist thee, to my utmost. For I am one with the sorceries of Oolacile."
Armin: "Nice, my future wife has a mushroom as a godmother it will be the story of ages... Can you tell me about... Well everything?"
Elizabeth: "Thou shalt see further on. An abyss was begat of the ancient beast, and threatens to swallow the whole of Oolacile. Knight Artorias came to stop this, but such a hero has nary a murmur of Dark. Without doubt, he will be swallowed by the Abyss, overcome by its utter blackness...Indeed, the Abyss may be unstoppable...Still I have faith, that Princess Dusk may be rescued yet..."
Armin: "Oh yeah that dude is fucked, he will be deader then dead soon though. Why do you believe that the Abyss is unstoppable, you know what? Wait for me to return with Dusk and you will shit mushrooms or whatever you do mushroom lady."
Armin then left, he wanted to see what would happen when he speaks to her again after absorbing the Abyss itself. After he left Armin made his way towards The Royal Woods and crossed over the bridge.
Once he was over the bridge he found himself constantly being attacked by enemies. He was being attacked by pitch fork wielding enemies along with Stone Guardians. Every time he killed one he would receive 1-2 stat points which made him ground due to how little he got.
Luckily it was made up for so many enemies within the area and eventually he killed all of them. Armin received 81.2 stat points in total but he knew he would only receive more later on. Eventually he made his way towards another bridge but before he could pass it a black dragon landed on it and even looked at him.
Armin expected it to soon fly away like it did within the game but unexpectedly it began to speak and what it said gave him déjà vu.
Black Dragon Kalameet: "You reek of Dragon's I know not of except for one. You yourself spell of one yet I can see you are not one, explain."
Armin: "You just gave me déjà vu as you basically said the same thing as the Everlasting Stone Dragon. Well if you really must know, I use to be a dragon and I had a daughter who was also a dragon."
Black Dragon Kalameet: "Everlasting Stone Dragon? I know of a Stone Dragon but he refuses to fight and is a disgrace to all dragons. You on the other hand reek of blood and death, yet I don't understand why you said your no longer a dragon."
Armin: "Well... Honestly I died and was brought to another reality, you are the second dragon i have seen here. If you want I can show you what I could do along with my daughter could do."
Black Dragon Kalameet: "You are strange, once a dragon but now a human. Tell me, who killed you then? I even wanted to kill you moments ago but I changed my mind due to finding my curiosity and I feel like we are the same. You must enjoy killing due to how much you reek of blood and death as I also enjoy it."
Armin: "Nobody killed me, I also didn't die of old age and I didn't die from a stupid mistake. Honestly I do enjoy killing things, I get stronger whenever I kill thing plus it fun haha. I once took over a world and ruled it by destroying all the major kingdoms and forced the survivors you give me offering's, they even gave me the title; Dragon Of Slaughter."
Black Dragon Kalameet: "Dragon Of Slaughter? Fitting name due to how much I can smell off you, I even suspect that I'm unable to smell the rest. If you didn't die of old age and nobody killed you then how can you say that you have died?"
Armin: "Things grow old and die, Have you heard of the term Multiverse and universe? I'll explain them anyway just in case, their are other worlds beside yours and there are trillions of them and even more! Each planet orbits a star and they sit in space. Outer space is forever expanding and everything within it is known as the universe. Beyond the universe lies other universe that can be similar to your own and their is actually multiple version of yourself. Sadly even universes can die of old age, I out lived mine and I died because what can live without matter? Without a universe their is absolutely nothing, no time, space, gasses, nothing."
Black Dragon Kalameet continued to listen as he found the little human very interesting, he spoke of places beyond his knowledge and even said their was over version of himself. He even wanted to kill the over versions as he wished to be his own self, He continued on.
Armin: "As my multiverse died I was sent into nothingness yet I was still their, I wasn't able to do anything so I decided to enter a new reality! I found myself here and it's simply perfect! I can cause so much chaos and it would be completely normal, I'm no longer the strongest being in the multiverse so if I caused endless slaughter then I would be targeted by real Gods. That little fucker who calls himself Gwyn is nothing but a False God, he doesn't have any Divinity! None! Honestly when I get strong enough I'm going to kill the fucker but sadly he is already practically dead in my time."
Black Dragon Kalameet: "You have peaked my interest a lot, you may no longer be a dragon but I shall treat you as one, are you able to bring me to other universe like this one? I wish to kill the other myself, you spoke like you don't believe in this age so does that mean you are from a time ahead of my own? I agree with wanting to kill the man you claim is a False God, he earned my wrath by attacking me but after wounding him he ran away like a coward. I would have gone to his own home but even if I killed him and destroyed his kingdom I wouldn't be able to leave without getting wounded, the other dragon would use that opportunity to end me as I've stolen things from them... Will you show me the memories, I have become intrigued."
Armin felt the the bonuses he received thanks to having the Everlasting Stone Dragon at MAX favoritism was well worth it. He didn't know if just having the smell of a dragon on him helped or not but he was glad either way, who wouldn't like having a badass Dragon as your friend?
He then started showing Kalameet his memory's as a dragon, he showed him how he destroyed planets by raining down endless amounts of fire and he even showed him melting down towards the core of one planet and watching how it destroyed itself.
He showed Kalameet how large his dragon form was and everything he could do, Kalameet was very interested in these skills while the laser dragon's breath was his favorite, Armin even showed him the time he received the title; Dragon Of Slaughter.
Eventually he reached the parts with Akos and Kalameet was attracted to her! The moment he saw how powerful she was he wanted her! He knew that even if he tried to force her into a relationship she would literally get eat by her due to how large she was.
Kalameet was never interested in female dragon as he always believed he would be the strongest and refused to be with a weaker dragon, Kalameet was still very young in regards to the life spans of a dragon and was only 7,000+ years old.
Eventually he saw Armin sitting on a massive throne worthy of Gods, he saw how he opened a window and all he saw was the surrounding space get engulfed by whiteness. He watched until the very moment Armin was engulfed and the memories stopped.
Black Dragon Kalameet: "I wish to court your daughter. Did she come with you?"
When Armin heard this he felt like he wanted to vomit blood but he let it slide as it was impossible anyway.
Armin: "My family died long before I did, you may be able to live for a really long time but you still will die from old age eventually. Only reason I live forever is because I have a special ability that lets me do so... At the time I felt like it was a curse."
Armin watched as Kalameet appeared to become sadden by the news and this made Armin shocked. Who would think that this dragon would become sad! Armin eyed his tail but he knew that it would not be easy to just simply ask Kalameet to let him cut it off. He suddenly had an idea.
Armin: "Would you like to make a deal?"
Black Dragon Kalameet: "Deal you say? Normally I would kill someone who had the balls to ask me of this but since your my friend I will hear it. As a dragon yourself you should know that we love things we like and would rather die then to give them away."
Armin: "You said you enjoy killing things just like me so how about I take you someplace where you can kill to your heart's content? You can choose either Demonic entities or Celestial Entities and no one will try to stop you! I can even say that you have never seen them before, it will be new! At first they will be very, very weak compared to you but the higher you go the stronger they become. Eventually you will get to fight beings as strong or even stronger than yourself! All I ask if for you to let me cut your tail off because their is a weapon in it."
Kalameet was very interested in the place he could go as he has grown tired of killing the same weak undead only for a blind giant to annoy him, once he heard about having his tail cut off he was enraged but soon calmed down.
Kalameet started to think of the pro's and their really wasn't any con's as his tail would grow back and he would enjoy getting to kill things.
Black Dragon Kalameet: "Take me their first and if I like it I will let you cut my tail off."
Armin couldn't help but smile as he would be basically receiving an automatic XP grinder! Armin quickly sent Kalameet a party invite which shocked the dragon by a weird window appearing in front of himself.
Black Dragon Kalameet: "What is this? Why is it telling me if I was to join the God Of The Game's party?"
Armin: "I live my life as a game, I use to be a God but now I'm currently not. I was serious about getting stronger every time I kills something, if you want to go to my place then you need to join it. Just say you accept and I'll take you."
Kalameet soon joined the party and once Armin saw his stats he also shit his pants as he could have died from him.
[Black Dragon Kalameet; Bringer Of Calamity!
Rank: Raid-Boss (Instant Death)
HP: 100% (25% Per Minute)
MP: 100% (25% Per Minute)
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Strength: 15,000.0
Dexterity: 12,500.0
Vitality: 36,000.0
Agility: 9,850.0
Intelligence: 29,350.0
Wisdom: 14,781.0
Luck: 2,130.0
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Skills: *Hellfire Sweep -Active-* *Straight Flame -Active-* *Sweeping Flame -Active-* *Close Range Flame -Active-* *Rising Inferno -Active-* *Flame Feint -Active-* *Head Strike -Active-* *Foot Stomp -Active-* *Tail Smash -Active-* *Tail Sweep -Active-* *Rush Strike -Active-* *Evasive Tail Whip -Active-* *Swooping Charge -Active-* *Mark Of Calamity -Active-*
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Fatal Weaknesses: *Lightning-based Attacks*
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Hellfire Sweep: Kalameet flies overhead and bathes the entire area in flame dealing 50,000 damage and 10,000 DPS for 10 seconds then flies away.
Straight Flame: Triggered when at long range, Black Dragon Kalameet will direct his flames toward the enemy dealing 50,000 damage and 10,000 DPS for 5 seconds.
Sweeping Flame: When the enemy is in medium range of Black Dragon Kalameet, he will breath a surge of his flame, sweeping it from his left to his right dealing 10,000 DPS for as long as the enemy is bathed in fire.
Close Range Flame: When the enemy is under Kalameet's head, he will stand on his back legs and breath fire in a large area right in front of him dealing 50,000 damage and 5,000 DPS for 3 seconds.
Rising Inferno: Triggered when the enemy is very close and is one of Black Dragon Kalameet's most devastating attacks. He will fly upwards into the air and hover, before breathing fire directly below him. The flame spreads in a circular pattern from the impact point and deals an extreme amount of damage of 150,000 and 20,000 DPS for 5 seconds.
Flame Feint: Kalameet will lunge past the enemy and once behind them turn around to sweep the area in front of him with fire. When Kalameet lunges however he will usually go far past the enemy, making the latter part of the attack harmless. This attack deals 50,000 damage if your hit.
Head Strike: When the enemy is near, Kalameet will swing with his head from his right side to his left, using his snout as a spear. He may afterwards follow up with a swing in the reverse direction. This attack dealing 15,000 damage each hit.
Foot Stomp: When the enemy is too close to Kalameet's anterior underside, he will stomp his feet dealing 20,000 damage.
Tail Smash: Black Dragon Kalameet will attempt to crush enemies with his tail if they remain underneath or behind him long enough. This attack deals 25,000 damage to all enemies nearby.
Tail Sweep: Black Dragon Kalameet will attempt to swing his tail around dealing 20,000 damage to all enemies around him.
Rush Strike: Similar to the Head Strike, but without the follow up and covers a greater distance; Black Dragon Kalameet will lunge forward, swiping the enemy with his head and claw dealing 30,000 damage each.
Evasive Tail Whip: Black Dragon Kalameet will speedily rotate in a full circle, swinging his tail at the enemy while jumping away. This attack deals 28,000 damage and may stun the enemy.
Swooping Charge: Black Dragon Kalameet will rise off the ground before charging at the enemy. Enemies can take damage from the swoop itself, by being under Black Dragon Kalameet when he lands, or by both in succession. This attacks deals 35,000 damage and if crushed they will receive another 50,000 damage.
Mark Of Calamity: Black Dragon Kalameet's signature move. He will rise on his hind legs while the crest on his head glows intensely and produces a high frequency noise. If captured the enemy will then levitate in front of Kalameet and receive some damage. Afterwards, the enemy will have the Mark of Calamity for about 60 seconds, during which they will receive twice as much damage. The attack will deal 10,000 damage. ]
Armin was thanking the heavens right now as any of Kalameet's attacks would instantly kill him. Soon Armin asked what he wished to fight and Kalameet said he wanted to kill demonic beings. He then touched the black dragon as they soon appeared within a place worthy to be called HELL!
All around them were pillars of flames and lakes of lava, Armin noticed he was constantly taking DPS but it didn't even deal 1% of his HP, after ten seconds it finally dropped down to 99%.
Armin: "As I've said, they will be really weak at first but eventually you will fight beings on your level. Well... Go bring Calamity haha."
Kalameet soon rushes off and Armin watched how he instantly kills all the disfigured demonic humans with any attack he uses. Armin felt like crying like he was watching his adorable child go to there first day of preschool.
Armin: "You would make Doom Slayer proud!"
He watched as the XP was flooding in but he only received 1% of it and even then, the enemies are to weak so it would take years to level up.
Armin: "I guess all the dungeons are the same when starting."
Eventually Armin and Kalameet reached the 10th floor but Kalameet did rush off into battle this time.
Black Dragon Kalameet: "This place is amazing! The enemies are really weak but they are getting stronger, how many floors does this place have? I counted up to ten so far."
Armin: "For all I know it's unlimited! You would eventually fight an army with each enemy being the same strength as the False God! You should also become stronger when you kill enough people."
Black Dragon Kalameet: "I wish to remain here so I will honor are deal, Feel free to drop bye whenever you wish."
The Dragon then brought its tail over for Armin to cut. Armin quickly grabbed his Dragon Greatsword and started swinging at it and eventually cut it off. Kalameet watched as he cut out the Obsidian Greatsword from his tail and wondered how it even got there.
[ Obsidian Greatsword
Description: This greatsword, one of the rare dragon weapons, is formed by the tail of the one-eyed black dragon Kalameet, the last of the ancient dragons. The mystical power of its obsidian blade will be released when held with both hands.
Mystical Power: *Flames Of Calamity* The two-handed strong attack unleashes an area-of-effect attack reminiscent of Kalameet's fire breath and causes high stamina drain for anyone who blocks the hit. This attack uses 50 durability.
Damage: 1,000
Durability: 1,000/1,000
Requirements: 350 Strength, 350 Dexterity. ]
Armin instantly fell in love with the blade and even decided to use this once he upgraded it. Sadly Armin didn't use the Dragon Greatsword much but he would keep it as a backup.
Armin waved his hand and said goodbye and left once Kalameet started bringing calamity to the enemies. He then appeared on the bridge once more and started killing a pathway though the forest.
In total he received 72.8 Stat Points bringing the total amount up to 344.0, Armin was looking directly at a fog wall but he didn't enter it. Armin looked around and found the person he wanted to talk to.
Marvelous Chester: "Hm...Oh, let me guess...Snatched by a shadowy limb, and dragged off to the past?"
Armin: "Yup, how is this world treating you so far?"
Marvelous Chester: "Yes, of course. Exactly what happened to me. We are both strangers in this strange land. But, at least now there are two of us."
Armin: "So I've just got to ask... How was your Nightmare? All the blood and insanity only to end up within another universe? Would you stay here or would you rather return to Yharnam? Trade one nightmare for another, it must suck don't it?
Marvelous Chester was visibly shocked by what he heard, the man in front of him knew about the endless nightmare and Yharnam.
Marvelous Chester: "So your also from Yharnam? I must say that this place is less of a nightmare but in the end it is still one..."
Armin: "Mhm, not exactly. I'm sort of a universe hopping entity and I know of your universe, it's ironically called Bloodborne. Fitting name due to all the blood don't you agree?"
Marvelous Chester: "I very much agree! It full of blood and monsters, I don't even remember becoming a hunter! All we did was fight and spill blood!"
Armin: "Well I'm going to go ahead and tell you to not invade me because your fucked if you do. If you want to be a happy psycho serial killer then go kill some hollows or whatever."
Marvelous Chester started laughing like a madman which was fitting as his mask was smiling.
Marvelous Chester: "HAHA, you really do know me! Very well, you may not be a hunter but I'll leave you alone since you know about my home. If you ever need assistance just use the Summon Stone thing, I'll help you once and then we will never see each other again."
Armin: "Are you sure? Honestly Artorias would probably fuck you up quite easily then I have to go kill the guy who caused all this."
Once again he started laughing.
Marvelous Chester: "Who doesn't enjoy going on a suicide quest? Everyday within Yharnam I was always at deaths door, what's one more? HAHA!"
Even Armin slightly laughed by his words.
Armin: "Very well, I'll take you up on that offer and summon you to deal with Manus. Your definitely going to die but I wish you luck, maybe you will finally escape from the nightmare."
Armin started to leave but he still heard the man laughing from behind.
Armin: 'He definitely already went insane.'
He then activated the shortcut and went back to the fog wall.
Armin: "Time to complete one of the requirements for the Soul Eater quest..."
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