Chapter 17: Chapter 15.
Nervously lighting his pipe, the Hokage continued to read the report of yesterday's incident.
From the report of patrol group number four:
On the hokage rock , an ANBU operative was found drunk and inadequate. He answered questions very willingly, and even began to give out classified information. It was after this that the patrolmen decided to deliver the ANBU operative to the department of Ibiki Morino, for further clarification of the circumstances.
A group of patrolmen had the end of their shift.
Sarutobi took a long drag on, and took the next report, which was a continuation of the first.
From Group Eight's Report on Village Perimeter Security:
Two Chuunins were detained in a state of strong alcoholic intoxication. During the preliminary interrogation, the questions were answered extremely willingly and in detail, and even began to give out secret information. Both were taken to Morino Ibiki .
The group had the end of their shift.
Having knocked out and filled the pipe with stronger tobacco, the Hokage continued.
From the Uchiha police report :
A group of shinobi , who were in the degree of extremely strong alcoholic intoxication, was detained . After a short interview, it was decided to send everyone to Ibiki .
The consequences of the storming of the Uchiha police building , by the joint forces of the interrogation and torture department under the leadership of Morino Ibiki and the Uchiha clan , were: eight representatives of the Uchiha clan who were in a state of intoxication, who were very quickly evacuated to the territory of the Uchiha clan , and a bottle with the inscription " elite ", over the fragments of which Morino Ibiki cried, lamenting about the missed opportunities.
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At about the same time, Shimura Danz was sitting in his office at the root base and, with a slight smile on his face, stroked a bottle with the inscription "elite", which had recently been removed from the jinchūriki's apartment .
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The month spent on the quest dragged on for a very long time and tediously, but I endured stoically. During this time, a lot has happened. Well, first of all , they siphoned off my liqueur, and where the police ask are looking, they are of no use. They even beat me to the service, because a couple of days after the loss, I did not see a single patrol on the street.
I also found a couple of places for swing , there were zombies, which can be said, excessive realism kills, and no, the sight of a zombie does not scare me. Yes, I don't suffer from disgust , but the smell, it's just horror. They have it as a separate weapon, and after all, to kill a zombie simply cut off his head and everything is ready. It's just difficult to approach them, because of the smell, eyes begin to water, and constantly turns out. So the first time I passed this barrier was the last, I do not intend to go there anymore without a gas mask. Here are just the next found place, too, was filled with zombies, as well as what is behind it. Not a village, but a necropolis of some kind, where you don't go everywhere the complexity is such that write your will, and light a candle for the repose, and only then enter, or zombies for every taste. Only a graveyard with skeletons saves.
You can also note the decline in reputation with Tsukiko , due to the fact that in recent years I have been paying little attention to her, and the rise in reputation with Yasuka , for the same reason.
Yes, I also saw the Gopher when I was looking for new places to pitch . He, it turns out, thundered into the hospital. That was no luck, apparently they removed him from the care of me, and immediately went to the front line, so he suffered, relaxed on light work, and when he got something a little more difficult, he immediately thundered into the hospital.
I decided to bring him some presents, nevertheless, more than once I pulled me out from under the explosion of another experiment, although I started to do some hack lately. But it is better for him to recover and return to observing me by the time the quest is completed, otherwise the beginner may not have time to react in time, and then I will worry on myself after the effect of an unsuccessful experiment.
So having collected a string bag with oranges, well, he went broke and bought a bottle of sake. Otherwise, I know from myself that these monsters in the hospital will definitely not give you a drink, and this is the best medicine, and soothes the nerves and sterilizes the body.
Naturally, no one allowed me to see him, but we are not proud, we will crawl through the shadow. But he reacted in a strange way.
I crawled out of the shadow of the bedside table.
- Hello, Gopher-san, how are you? And I brought you a present so that you get well soon. - And I put a string bag with vitamins on the nightstand, and then I put a bottle of sake.
That's just he once heard, slowly rotated to I me, looked at the bedside table.
- AAAA !!! Begone , Evil.
With such a cry, he jumped out the window, closed, with bars, along with the bed to which he was tied, and this despite the fact that the room is on the fifth floor.
Apparently he got a lot, but what to do, the life of a shinobi is full of dangers.
Eh, now it will definitely not get better by the end of the quest , sorry.
I wonder why he didn't like sake so much, well, he didn't rank oranges as evil.
Drank something during the mission, and got to the enemy shinobi homosexuals. Now he heals moral trauma, and sees evil in alcohol. Okay, next time, only oranges, and no alcohol.
POV Danzo Shimura .
Recently, it has become much more difficult to hide the jinchūriki's tricks , but the benefits from it are still much greater than the harm. That only wine is worth.
After one bowl, a state of strong alcoholic intoxication sets in, and the victim begins to answer questions that he would never have answered before and under severe torture, but here it is completely voluntary. Why, even the seal of silence does not help.
It's good that when I got the first reports about the incident, I managed to order the second bottle to be removed.
With a dozen bottles of such wine, Ibiki's department can be disbanded as unnecessary.
- Give samples to specialists, the research results are strictly classified. - I gave the order to subordinates.
- And if such a thing is found in the jinchūriki's apartment , it should be removed immediately, but imperceptibly.
Oh, to lock him in our laboratory for her for another year.
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POV ANBU alias Owl.
Biju 's sake Kota, here also arranged the bases. Not only has the Hokage been chasing missions in the past few years, that not a minute of free time. So now, thanks to him, I have to look after the jinchūriki in my hospital . And then I thought to arrange my personal life at least a little during these six weeks, for which the Iryonins forbade me to use chakra because of the overvoltage of the channels, which I earned on the last mission. It's good that I didn't become disabled at all.
And now she is forced to observe this small, instead of arranging her personal life. And after all, there is not even a shift, you will not be away for a long time, only at night when he goes to bed, you can also go home to sleep, alone, disgusting .
And watching him is a mortal boredom, he has one regime for every day, got up, washed, did exercises, ate, went to stroll around the village. He returns home only in the evening, and sits, talking with a saucepan. They told the boy that he had a saucepan as a friend, although it seems that there is something in it, sometimes some gurgling is heard, but unfortunately from such a distance you cannot make out. Near his apartment, all the trees are completely devoid of foliage, you cannot hide, and therefore you have to observe from afar. But still interesting, but what has he got, maybe a toad?
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This day has finally come, today the quest will be closed, and I will receive a well-deserved reward, and, most importantly, I will be able to continue to cook the compositions and conduct experiments. Maybe I'll cook something that will help the Gopher, otherwise I visited him three times, and every time he reacts too violently to the gifts brought. Here you look at this sacrifice of the profession, and you think, but I need it, maybe then I can score on a "quest" with a hokage scroll and not graduate from the academy? Although no, without becoming a shinobi, I will most likely be locked up somewhere.
Okay, these are things of the distant future, but now we need to go over all the available barriers and collect ingredients, and something can be found in the village.
- So Sumire , guard. And that time there were thieves in recent times.
I closed the windows and doors, otherwise there's general chaos, already the fifth bottle of liqueur disappears, it's not just the shinobi village , but my historical homeland, nothing can be left unattended, everyone will resist.
I went to get the ingredients, but managed to move away only half a block when I heard a scream coming from the hostel in which I live.
- KYAYAYAYAYA !!!!!!!!
When I ran to my apartment and stood in front of the door, I started looking for keys in my pockets, I heard sounds from behind the door that shouldn't have been in my apartment for another ten years, and especially without me. I even stepped aside and checked if I had made a mistake with the apartment. No, the apartment is definitely mine.
- Blyayaya .
Could it be that this fool next door or Tsukiko climbed into my apartment, and in fact there is Sumire . What is it, there is now obscenity and debauchery, and all this without me, I WILL NOT ALLOW !!!
Finally opening the door, without even taking off his shoes, he ran into the room, where he saw an interesting picture.
In the middle of the room stood a girl, about twenty in appearance, in an ANBU uniform, crumpled form, a mask with the image of some bird was shifted to one side, her face was flushed, and she was breathing heavily, while holding a saucepan with Sumire in her hands .
- And who are you, and what are you doing here? - I asked very logical questions in this situation.
- I AM? - A little nervously asked the girl.
- Yes you.
- I'm a hostel checker. - She answered with a slight hesitation.
Yeah, the ANBU is checking the living space, I look so much like an idiot, what are they trying to feed me? Although, yes, he looks like a blonde, and even Naruto . So we pretend to believe.
- I see, what are you doing with Sumire ? - I decided to ask about the fate of the battle of my tentacle monster.
- With whom? - Yes, that she is somehow inhibited.
- Well, you have a saucepan in your hands, ah, Sumire is my pet in it .
- A pet?
Yes, she is definitely either bruised on the head or scoffing. Well, why ask again every time.
- Um, it is forbidden to keep pets in the hostel ... pets. - A little at a loss with the definition of the species belonging to Sumira , the girl betrayed.
- How? And what will happen to him? - Making a sad face asked the girl.
- Don't worry, I'll take care of him. - Said this girl , gently stroking the saucepan.
And she did it with such a satisfied expression on her face that she wanted to feed her the whole lemon, together with the peel.
Sumire was gurgling at that. Well, I'm not a monster, not letting the tentacle monster fulfill its main purpose in life.
Although this person does not attract a sorceress to the girl, Sumire seems to be arranging everything, so I will not interfere.
- And what does he eat ?
- Yes, I eat everything , but he especially loves sweets.
- Means sweet loves.
She spoke in such a tone that I swallowed nervously. And Sumire , the infection gurgled even happier, and in this gurgle one could hear "envy in silence".
After everything was found out, the kunoichi went to the exit, a little wooden gait, but there is nothing surprising, her pants were put on backwards.
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Danz sitting in his office read the latest report on the jinchūriki , rubbed his eye and massaged his temples, read it again. He took a pipe from the depths of the table, filled it with special tobacco, took two puffs, looked at the report.
- I didn't see that. - He said, burning the scroll with the report.
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Because of parting with Sumire, the mood dropped a little, and therefore, even after completing the quest, he did not experiment. I decided to look at the status for some century, otherwise I don't go there at all.
- Status.
Status
Name: Naruto Uzumaki (Unknown crap)
Race: Unknown evil crap
Level: 15 (Exp: 8750/55000)
Class: Shinobi Larva
Subclass: - (unlocked from level 100)
HP: 1150 / 5.22 rpm
CP: 980 / 6.2 rpm
CP Bijuu : 1,000,000 (partially unlocked)
MR: 23 / 0.2 rpm.
RP: 50/2 per min.
Specifications:
Strength: 11
Dexterity: 14
Speed: 15
Stamina: 29
Intelligence: 23
Wisdom: 18
Intuition: 20
Fortitude: 53
Will: 26
Charisma: 3
Control: 106
Chakra : 14
Mana: 2
Reatsu : 5
Luck: 3
Body structure
Free stat points: 0
Free Skill Points: 8
Additional characteristics:
Elemental Affinity:
Fire - 0.8%
Wind - 1.3%
Lightning - 0.01%
Land - 0.01%
Water - 0.01%
Life - 2.05%
Death - 2.9%
Light - 0.001%
Darkness - 5.75%
Order - locked
Chaos - 10.67%
Achievements: "Little Asshole", "Fumitox", "Toilet Sage", " Drunken Shaman", "Paranoid". "Horror of the rat kind." "New Korean ." " Practitioner Zelevarno-alchemical-Himerologicheskih-Okultn 's Science Level eighties."
Active skills: "Evil laughter of the dark lord" level MAX, "Laughter of the mad scientist vivisector" level MAX, "Face of the Shinigami", "Yaki" level 9, Meditation level 15. "Annoying Gaze" level MAX. "Dive into the deep plane of shadows" Level 76 "Flayer" level 36. "Extreme Cooking" level 6. "Seamstress" level 12. "Disguise" level 32. "Eyes of a Shrek Cat " level MAX. " Underwear Thief 's Dream " level Over 9000. "Hiding in the Shadows "Level 42." Henge "level 56." Attack of the toothy kolobok "Out of level. "Bite of the UNKNOWN FUCK" level is unknown. "Jaws of Steel" level 38. "Pathetic ignore damage" level Over dohren . Steel Stomach Level 86.
Passive Skills: Eye Games Body , Player Mind, Regeneration.
Features: Player, Ji Nchuriki , Demon, Blood of Uzumaki .
Yes, over the last month I got up quite well, constant exercises, training in the use of henge , raised control quite well, and slightly swayed the chakra reserve , and I put all my free stat points into control, now it has a positive value, and not a deep minus as it was at the beginning.
As for me, control is very important, so the more control I increased, the less and weaker were the explosions of unsuccessful compositions. With positive control, you no longer have to put your hand into the cauldron .
But the sword that I got for the quest is not very useful to me now, the ghosts have a different level. The skeletons, too, will soon exhaust themselves, only zombies remain, you will have to take care of a gas mask. I was cut off from thinking about the future by the message.
Param pam pam .
Congratulations !!!
Generated quest: Save Hime Hyuuga .
Rewards a: 5000 reputation with the rescued.
Failure / Refusal Penalty: Painful death.
After all, I then got the system. Well, nothing, though the fine is annoying, but she's probably joking. While I was running to the right place marked on the map, along the route planned on it, I could not understand everything, something seems to me wrong, but this is what I cannot understand.
And here are the familiar bushes, and why the path was marked through them, well, okay. My future beauty of the fourth size , I'm already flying to you, take two.
- Fucked in horror, imbeciles ! - With a cry flew out of the bushes.
Well, again, everything is not as it should be. No, this time Hinata is on the spot, but instead of three boys, there is one jounin cloud.
And I flew right in front of him. Hinata was bound and gagged on his shoulder.
It is true that the mind works much faster in critical situations. So I managed to estimate my chances, while he took out a kunai from his pouch and threw it at me, and the chances were not zero, but a strongly negative value.
Therefore, I managed to do, the only thing that could give me a chance, activated "Pretentious ignoring of damage", then a kunai flew into my forehead , which was impossible for me to dodge.
At that moment, when the cloudman was about to run further, I got up from the ground.
"Is that all you can, mortal?" - I said in a terribly pretentious voice, becoming in a pretentious pose.
It looked terribly pathetic, especially the kunai , which continued to stick out of my head.
Intuition howled good obscenities that if I did not generate pathos, then I would definitely die. Clouds from this lamented , and throwing Hinata aside, pulled out a sword, and , passing through it the lightning chakra , rushed at me. Everything that happened later can be called only in one word - stalemate.
He could not kill me, and neither could I cause any significant harm, a couple of bites do not count. There was no way to use the face - after activating "Pathetic ignore damage", health froze at maximum. Of course, I was ready to use it as soon as the skill expired, but there was little hope for it. Jonin is not a rat of the third level, he can survive, we have too much difference in stats , according to my estimates, he is somewhere between the sixtieth and seventy levels.
This is where this watcher is worn when needed. I suppose he gives himself up to sin and debauchery with Sumire , and all this without me.
If I survive I will definitely put the Gopher on his feet, he will be able to help at least at a crucial moment.
When the duration of the skill came to an end, and I already in my thoughts sketched the text of the will, a miracle happened. I ask you to notice that Hinata's father jumped out of the bushes into the clearing where the battle took place, and immediately hit with a kaiten , putting me in for company. The blow itself still fell at the time of the skill, but the meeting with the tree is no longer there. Before I cut myself off, I saw a message.
TN . Param pam pam .
Congratulations !!!
You have also completed the hidden quest "Miraculously Survive".
To survive in a situation in which one hundred percent had to die.
Reward: +10 luck.
Luck is good, because only it is not raised by stat points. Now you can and bainki .
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