Chapter 13: Gacha... Mechanic... *Author crying from GI bad gacha rates*
(A/N Notes: I'll pretend I didn't see that)
Riku was playing Warship Thunder, and he was the last player in his team, against the last player of the enemy team who was using a battleship
The chat
Regia Marina Dio: Ur next, DD
Zas Enterprise: ...
Regia Marina Dio: Oh? you're approaching me? instead of running away, you're coming right to me?
Zas Enterprise: I can't torpedo the sh*t out of you without getting closer
Dio Duilio: Oh ho! Then come as close as you like
The game
*Sounds of a destroyer menacingly approaching*
*Battleship firing full salvo*
*Destroyer evading all the shells*
*Destroyer firing AP shells*
*Battleship firing a second salvo*
*Destroyer still evading all of them*
*Destroyer activating speed buff and going around the battleship*
*Battleship slowly turning its turrets*
*Destroyer already closed in*
The chat
Zas Enterprise: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
Regia Marina Dio: NANI!?
Zas Enterprise: TORPEDO! TORPEDO! TORPEDO!
The game
*Destroyer firing all her torpedoes*
*Battleship dies*
[Zas Enterprise (DD) [torpedoed] Regia Marina Dio (BB)]
Back to IRL
"That was a good game... Now that I think about it, it has already been some time since I last logged in AJ. Let's look at the forums before logging in"
Riku left the game he was playing and looked at the forums
"Oh? So the battle royale ended, only to be filled in by a gacha event?"
/You can obtain legendary or extra humanoid fairies, to help you in your battles or crafting
"Oh ho? So you think you can make me log in by turning me into a simp and whale for an in-game character?" *Picking his VR headset up*
/All day one players will receive a special premium fairy summoning crystal
"Heh! I'm already a simping whale for PNGs of cute anime girls and V-tubers" *Preparing to log in* (A/N Notes: I see, so you're a man of culture as well)
And Riku logged in as his character Red Null, and the first he noticed was that a bunch of people had pets with them
"Huh? So those are the fairies... Let's claim whatever thing I have in my mailbox"
He opened his mailbox and claimed all the apology gifts and the premium fairy summoning crystal
<Hmm? What was I doing again? The last time I logged in?> *looks at his inventory, mostly empty of crafting materials and arrows* <Ah yeah... I was going to grind for materials... ... ... Haa, fine let's go grind for the materials>
For now, he decided to postpone his fairy summoning for his more than necessary grind for materials, and it looked like it was about to rain in-game
"Whew! That should be enough to last for a few days" *looking at his inventory completely full of materials and useless stuff* "... What was also going to do today?" *Snaps fingers* "Ah yeah! Try my gacha luck for some hot anime girl fairy"
Red took out his premium fairy summoning crystal and held it high in the air, then it began to shine, and then... He canceled the summoning at the last second
"No... That shine didn't give an Extra feel"
Then for a second, he held the summoning crystal high in the air, and it began to shine again, more brightly than before, and then... He canceled the summoning again
"Nope, that shine only gave a legendary feel..."
*Thunder sound*
"Oh? It's raining... It's okay, I'm sure there's someplace in the world where they say that when it rains good luck comes with it, probably at someplace in a desert"
Red deeply inhaled and exhaled
"Alright, it's how they say, third time's the charm" *Stretching himself* "... Alright here comes nothing! SHAZAM CARAI!!!"
And for the third and last time, he held his premium summoning crystal high into the air, and he saw it shine brightly and then... He was hit by the lighting that was coming right to the spot he was standing, sending him flying to the big tree behind, and then he fell onto the ground
"*Coff coff*... Ugh, I feel like those cartoon characters after they get hit by an explosion... Huh?"
Then he noticed that the crystal was shining extremely bright
"Yeeeeeeeessssssss..."
Then someone came out from the light and landed right in front of him
[Dat high rarity character acquisition and introduction]
"Pleasure to meet you, master. I am Hiryuka, the fairy eletro god. I hope to meet your expectations, so please don't fear using me in combat or crafting, as I am a magic swordmaster and master smithy"
[You obtained Hiryuka (Rarity: Extra)]
[You obtained the following skills: Eletro magic]
[You obtained the following title: master of the fairy eletro god (effects(passive): Your magic effectiveness is now calculated by your strength stat]
"... ... ... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!" *Searching his inventory for a certain item*
[do you want to use the item stats relocation? (Yes/No)]
*Presses yes*
[Are you sure? This item will be consumed, do you want to proceed? (Yes/No)]
*Presses yes*
And Red proceeded to distribute his int stats between strength, dexterity, and speed. And he continued to act like a normal guy who just got that super rare unit in a gacha game that he wanted very badly for a few minutes. And after he calmed down, he gave a good look at Hiryuka
"Hmm..."
He examined her character model. A beautiful long-haired woman with green eyes, wearing that commonly themed female warrior's clothes (aka that armor that reveals a good amount of skin), wielding a katana and that's about it, and he saw he could change her equipment anytime he wanted it (A/N Notes: No anime girl PNG for her, since I couldn't find one)
"Hmmm..." *Drake no pose*
Red then went to search his cosmetics clothing menu
"Where is it? Where is it? I'm sure I saw it somewhere... Found it!"
Then he took a set of clothes and swapped her armor for those domestic clothes, it was Japanese style maid set
"Hmmmmmm..."
And he went back to the costume menu and took another item and put on Hiryuka, it was a pair of thug life sunglasses
*Drake yes pose*
And with that very important matter settled, he could think of the other mundane matters
"... Hmm... So? Can you go back to... Where you came from?"
"As you wish, master"
And she was unsummoned
"Well... It looks like I now have to make some equipment for her, and level up this new magic... Does it possibly has a short-range tp magic?"
(A/N Notes: You guys just lost a good meme about me, Author-san)
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