Chapter 29: chapter 72
A/N:No I didn't write the chapter wrong.
Itsuka Shirou Emiya PoV
I look in front of me, and boi, I received a shock face of Shidori and every student in the room, which if you ask me how can I became like this I have answer.
|5 hour and 1 day prior to this.|
I come back to the airship which if you ask me is weak as fuck, and of course I dissolve Ig-Aligma first and foremost, for it almost, well, penetrate this world? that sounds so wrong, yet I like it.
"So, nee-chan, will you explain anything about that Golden ripple in the sky!!?" Kotori sh—ask me with a little louder volume.
"I got it from a walk." I say calmly while looking at the girl name, Reine or something, my secure by her because, 'Blessing of World.'
I muse as she seem to be wary of me but I just gave her a indifferent gaze.
"NO WALK CAN GET YOU THAT KIND OF POWER!!!" Kotori outright shout at me with a annoy? expression.
"a VERY enthusiastic walk, it pretty good you know, I met a certain vampire troll too, it, well, not end well for me." I say calmly while remember that time that I got throw into a grail War, where Shirou there is high as fuck, I mean who the fuck could slap Gae Bolge away with just a fucking hand? not me for sure.
he even had a foursome with Cu, Archer and Rin there, it..... terrifying I guess.
"A vampire" Kotori start.
"With a troll tendencies" Shidori say after I look at them.
'please tell me they don't get to meet with that guy.' I thought while looking at them with hopeful expression.
"You mean the suspicion individual that try to give us a strange magical stick with power destroying world?" they ask at the same time.
"You meet with him?" I ask, knowing the answer far too well.
"um, do you mean a wrinkle old vampire with, red eyes, and gray hair? that always maintain his all over smile?"
".... By the Fucking Root, I will Root this world for ******* and ******** after that I will go and *********, with A Root and use it to destroy your Fucking damn Root!!!" Now I don't feel safe.
A/N:i don't feel safe.
"anyway, yea, that the guy, who. pretty fuck Up my life, I guess." I mean sure in my past life I remember some guy who looks just like him, but a little older? nah, you may think it like that but no, he look fucking younger than Justin Bieber. I hate myself.
*meanwhile a certain troll*
"so you say that you die because you high on drug, and thought that the truck try to hit a little girl that you at that time thought it was a walking donut?" Zelretch ask the soul in front of him.
"Yea, that pretty much it, but you exclude the way I saw the truck as a certain adult toy(Glove)" the soul in front of him say.
"Eh, a typical Monday if you ask me, but I will ask a "friend" of mine to reincarnate you, as in the rule, if you got hit by Truck that mean you reincarnate. of course not everyone can do it." Zelretch say looking at the soul of the high young man, not that he tall, is that, he high on drug.
---let come back to our lovely protagonist?---
I look up, I don't safe, I need adult, oh wait, I am adult..... but I don't think it enough to help me here.
well, honestly, the girl Reine, look at me like a piece of meat, and I don't feel safe, I will rather sleep with Hercules or Alcides instead of this girl, I mean.....
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who would want your own daughter to have a harem? a fucking harem of all thing, and not even ask your daughter, is she want me to fuck Up this world, or is she want this world to fuck Up, just because?
"so, can you 2 go out? because adult need to talk here" I said looking at Shidori and Kotori and they don't seem to be amuse by my word.
"What Do yOu mEaN AdULt? yoU oLdEr tHaN mE jUsT oNE YeAr." Shidori said, looking at me with a 'dangerous' kind of gaze, no she not Yandere, last time I checked, and no I'm not gonna let her be one, I hate this world, I gues—nah, I'm not guessing it anymore, I Fucking hate this world, at least I'm not in BokuNoPico, a small celebration is call for I guess.
"who the fuck that raise you?" I ask, looking at her with a deadpan expression, I mean I raise them after I'm around 5-7 years old.
"You!!" they shout together in one voice, did they practice together or something?
"so now can you do it? I mean get the fuçking out, please." I say no different in my tone, not monotone yet have no feelings in it. my ever present smile is still there.
I still have a problem with feeling, but if it involves my family a little then, I manage to feel two more emotion, Sad, and annoy.
I'm really, well, not that great with it, I wonder if I can be call human?
I look up and saw that all of them is already out, so I look at Reine before throw a weapon at her, just curious what she will do with it.
she just dodge it with a fake scare expression, me? on the other hand watch with deadpan on my face.
—with Kotori and Shidori—
"I don't feel like I can trust Onii-chan, but I know that I should try to" Shidori said to Kotori, but before Kotori could interrupts her, she said "I mean, he look like he don't feel, it more of a, They laugh, so I NEED to laugh like them, it like that!! he almost like a machine, not mean to feel, but mean to act like one."
Kotori look at her, she flash a sad smile, before looking at the door, but it open reveal a half naked Reine, with Shirou, in Shirou hand is something they could call anomaly, because it look like spears yet it not.
"well, this is the first time I'm trying this, please stay still, you are my experiment subject for this day, today subject is 'Can someone who bless by the world die?' don't worry, you won't die for Real, for I will just bring you ba— ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~ hey there my cute little imouto who badmouth me while I have adult talk." at first it seem like he open with some kind of joke but then he suddenly look at Shidori and Kotori who at lost for words as how the Can he heard them?
"oh, and add me to Shidori school, I'm gonna beat everhornyboy that try to get my sis" He said the first part around but then he mumbled something that They can't seem to understand.
—side story(May or May not involved with the main story)—
[If my Shirou(Kuro) decide to go full genocide]
the 5th holy grail war, after summon Saber.
"please don't touch any gun and explosion, master!!" Saber said to Shirou, who have a bewilder look on his face, before he said "HOW!!? I THOUGHT I HIDE IT PRETTY WELL!!? I BELIEVE YOU COULDN'T FIND IT IF I HIDE IT IN MY ROOM WHERE MY KOTATSU IS!!!" Shirou shout with a angry Matthew expression.
"MASTER!!! NO!!!!!" Saber plea, but Shirou paid no heed, he brought out a strange button, Saber realise what is it but it too late!
"I WILL PRESS THE BUTTON AND IT WILL EXPLODE!!!! ANNNNNNYYYYYYY TIIIIIIIMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE NOW!!! ...(a moment of silence).... ANNNNNYYYYYYYY TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!" Shirou said before he press the button, Archer thought it was a joke but suddenly, they heard an explosion come from Mt.Edou.
"Uhhhh.... that not me, I place the bomb in my closet, classroom, Matou residences, my closet, the shopping mall, the police station, the train station, my house, Toshaka house, and school, wait, did I mention my closet?" Shirou said with a scare expression, well, he NEED to be scare right now.
"HOW DID YOU EVEN PLANT THE BOMB IN MY HOUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!?? ACTUALLY GIVE ME BAEBER!!!! AND I WILL LET YOU LIVE ANOTHER DAY BEFORE I WILL LET THE ACTUALLY SATAN BRING HELL HERE!!!!" Rin shout to Shirou who use a strange pipe to block the blow from Archer.
"FOR THE LAST TIME RIN! I'M NOT SATAN!!!" Archer shout from somewhere in the from of sword.
"Nope I'm not gonna involved with this shit" Foreigner, SHIROU said, looking at his past self, well, not exactly his past self, but still his past self, this confusing, let just call it time fuckery, yea, that better, and call Foreigner SHIROU, yea, that more easier and easier.
"let end this shit fast." SHIROU said before blow up the entire Emiya–Fujimaru–Pendragon residents, seriously what the fuck with his past self? Is he high on some drug? well, he not the kind to judge, even though he got make by Root to be one.
but he never call himself Judge because of well, his origin is not suit to be one, seriously who bring destruction&annihilation, a judge? pfft, plot.
even his element is associated with EVIL, and GOOD, seriously, he really a CHAOTIC one huh.
this SHIROU call himself, Executioner of Root.
after all, he kill everyone Root deem as, Enemy, that why, he call himself that, Root would order him to destroy some timeline, and he will just do so without questioning or anything.
he place his hand on his face, this will be well, one of the timeline that will got cut, he wonder if there will be some kind of plot going on here and save Shirou there, and he just jinx himself dammit, just kidding, those never work on him anyway.
he brought his hand down, a countless sword coming down, he then activate his mystic eyes, Eye of Concept perception, he can cut and control any from of concept, if it concept, then it easy for him to destroy, and this world also is concept that why.
"Ig-Aligma" he said, bringing the large sword from Legend and cut down this world that even Gaia herself don't care about anymore.
Now he just need to go back to his master, she is a sweet girl, although she call him dad somehow, her name is Gudako Lily, seriously who have last name Lily? but not that weird, I guess.
[status page
Name:SHIROU Emiya
Alias: Executioner of Root, Bringer of Annihilation&Destruction
Qualify class: Foreigner, Saber, Avenger, Archer, Assassin.
strength:B
Agility:A++
Endurance:A(verage)++
Luck:HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA(Non-exist)
Noble Phantasm:(??????????)—Ex
personal skill:
Mystic Eye of Concept(Ex): ????
Presence concealment(A++)
description: A servant that got summon by Gudako Lily, she somehow managed to convince Root and Him to stay, for SHIROU part is easy, she just need to say she don't have Dad, and that all there to it, he also is the last human of his world, he is drown by the sorrow of Gaia and Alaya(His world), that make him become someone that heartless to his enemies, but warm to ally
personality: has a short term memory loss, not great with remember something, Will kill everyone other than his friends if necessary, Cold.
favorite things: Pamper Gudako Lily, forging new sword.
Hate: Him, Himself, EMIYA family, himself, his house, someone hurt Gudako Lily, Himself, do I mention Himself yet?
like: Gudako Lily( like a little sis-daughter), Illyasviel von Einzbern, Chloe von Einzbern, Muramasa, First Hassan, Tiamat, Kama, Karna, and has a strange friendship with Gilgamesh(Rival?), Gilgamesh and Enkidu "Friendship"
like to call Kiritsugu as "A bitch who goes back on his promise"
call Hassan "Death Gramps" after that is a chasing game between him and Hassan, he can't cut the concept of speed in him because, well, plot.
call Kama "Karna"
call Karna "Kama"
reason for them to try to kill Shirou, because of him call their names wrong(he forgot their names), and Master start to do the same.
[Well, here my reason why I stop make a 2000 word, seriously, school, what the fuck is wrong with you, I'm riding a horse in my house but you decided to fucking activate Murphy law, in my house and drag me to school!!??, and the side story most part are joke, I think]
Weekly Power Status
-- Power
Ranking 
-- Power
stone