HELP! I'm stuck in the Multiverse while cosplaying as Rambo
Author: dio_brando_6470© WebNovel
Chapter 1: EP 1 the InTroduction ( fixed with the editors rewrite)
Hello, you are probably wondering why I'm running with an M60 while being chased by a guy with a cape and cops on my back... Well, let me explain.
At 2:24 PM, I was arguing with a guy about how harem was so fucking bad, like, how does a girl giving you 1 copper coin translate to her wanting to suck your dick and be your waifu, bullshit!
At one point, when I'd ranted about... I don't know how many fucking hours, I didn't keep count; but a long time later, this homeless guy who's high as fuck on ketamine approaches and stabs me with a syringe. The syringe plunges through my chest. Then the guy who was ranting with me joins the homeless guy and starts beating the shit out of me while I lie on the ground. Other people joined them as well, they were probably thinking I was robbing this homeless guy at the time, even though he was the one that ran straight to me like Usain bolt. After that, I felt the cold sadness, the sadness of the thought of not being able to go to my favorite Isekai... I was feeling regretful. Actually, I was feeling sad because I died from a homeless guy.
Then, I saw a white room, it was almost as if the room didn't have a fucking end, like an abyss extending over and dominating the whole universe. A shiver went down my spine as I saw the weird-ass room, was this some sort of stupid prank? In the middle of the "abyss", a single chair stood alone, and a guy was sitting on that chair... He started speaking to me then, I think our conversation went like this:
Naoto: "Hey... Who are you? Where am I?"
???: "Oh you guys say the same fucking line every time, 'WeRe AEM Ai', like the dumb cavemen you guys are. You are at the reincarnation center you dipshit, you weren't supposed to die today."
Naoto: " 'This is the reincarnation center'? Hah, I'm the leader of North Korea then!"
Naoto: "Look, show me the door I'm busy going home, hear me you dickhead? I need to pay my rent."
???: "You know what? Fuck you, pal, I was going to give you the 'Spin the wheel' and you'd get some OP awesome stuff in your isekai or whatever it's called fucking harem. You know what I'm not even giving you powers I'm giving you 1 wish you sack of potatoes."
And so on, we kept fighting, calling each other names until he had enough and the only choice that was given to me was "a wish for something that's not a superpower or futuristic stuff." I know, it's oddly specific but that's just how much he was pissed off.
And I... took the Rambo set costume. Our conversation went like this:
???: "Hurry up. Make your wish you dipshit."
Naoto: "Alright, alright, I choose the Rambo set."
???: "The… What? What the fuck is a Rambo set?"
Naoto: "Basically, his military clothes from Rambo First Blood. An M60 with some ammo and a bow with explosive arrows. Also, a bandana."
???: ''Alright, normally, this is the thing I say: 'Choose your world' but fuck you dude, I'm spinning the wheel with series you don't know shit about so you die in seconds."
And so, he spun the wheel. The wheel was very colorful, there were some names like Boku no Hero which I so fucking hoped was not a Boku no Pico sequel. I saw 2 names that sounded a bit scary;.attack on titan… what the fuck is an attack on titan? And DCU... I don't know that acronym. And at last, it landed on… ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! IT LANDED ON BOKU NO FUCKING HERO! I was feeling both angry and scared at the same time since I was gonna die from being fucked , literally. I looked at that cocksucker in the chair with "gratitude", and shed my last words:
Naoto: "You mother-"
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dio_brando_6470 rewrite of the first chap hope you enjoy it
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give a huge thank you to my friend emiro and carlos and sb for helping me fix the grammar on my fanfiction
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