Chapter 3: EP 3 guilt ( fixed by editors rewrite )
It's been 3 days, and the cops are still investigating the restaurant I've "done the deed" at… for fuck sake I can't even fucking sleep I'm having a hard time sleeping… wow I'm getting depressed
That reminds me, when "that" happened yesterday, I thought I'd pass out when that motherfucker hit me… I mean, it still hurt like hell but I could continue fighting. Weird.
"The food ran out... I need to get money. If I continue like this, I might run out of bullets and actually have to use the arrows to defend myself... 24 explosive arrows, great. If I run out of arrows, I'll just fight with my fucking fists, so fucking great…" With those thoughts in my mind, I got out of the dumpster and started searching for things I could sell. I searched for a while but found no damn thing. Just as I was about to give up and return to the dumpster, I heard a scream.
Kid: "Watashi ga gōtō sa reru no o tasukeru! (Help! I'm being mugged!)"
Thug: "Shizuka shiyo ka, omea no nodo o suritto suru zo! (Stay quiet or I'll slit your throat!)"
I followed the voice and went there as fast as I could, with the bag of course, and as a normal guy does, I asked why the guy was talking to the kid. And maybe…...loot the guy threatening the kid
Naoto: "Hey, what the fuck are you doing with that kid?"
Then the guy turned around like some kind of JoJo's villain.
Thug: "Kore wa boku, Saramanka-sama da! Sa, saifu wo ataete! (It is I, the great Salamanca, hand over your wallet!)"
I didn't know what he said but I still hit him with the bag containing the M60 and the other shit.
After he was knocked out cold, I checked his pockets for any cash and found 1044 yen, I don't know if it was a small pocket change or a big one. Well, it didn't matter since I don't have any money so I took it.
The kid looked at me scared I don't blame him if I saw a guy with blood and smelling bad id be scared too and this kid's hair looks fucking bad bro did you insult your barber because that roman tonsure has a fuck you to the kid.
Kid:Watashi o kizutsukenaide kudasai watashi wa tada no kodomodesu!(
Don't hurt me I'm just a kid!)
I thought the kid was asking my name. I didn't know why he was excited. I think he was excited since he shouted about me hitting a guy with a bag... Isn't it common sense to help a kid being mugged Who am I kidding I just fucking made swiss cheese holes on the kids in the restaurant why I'm helping this kid?
So I said "Rambo", I didn't want to give my real name to strangers, even to kids so I bullshited and gave my favorite character name and because I was wearing Rambo clothes
And ran away from the kid… by doing a full sprint…
-Back to Somewhere Else-
Cop: "Nē, kodomo, dare ga namae to e ga dono yō ni mieta ka o tsutaeru koto ni yotte, kono akuyaku o taoshita bokutachi ni tsutae you ka? (Hey kid, mind telling us who defeated this villain by telling their name and how he looked?)"
Kid: "Shi wake arimasen ga, hehe.... Boku wa e ga dono yō ni mieta ka o wasurete, watashi wa chōdo e ga baggu o hakonda chi tte iru* baggu ga kimyōna katachi o tsuika suru hōhō o kijutsu shimasu* to kare no hīrō-mei wa Ranbō deshita! (Sorry hehe... I forgot how he looked, and I just know he carried a bag *He also described how the bag looked, add a strange form* and his villain name was Rambo!)"
Cop:"Kimi ga ima iku koto ga dekiru. Kodomo wa, subete no hōhō de hitori de ikanaide kudasai oboete oite kudasai (Okay kid, you can go now, remember, don't go alone on alleyways!)"
The kid leaves.
Cop:"Bosu, bokutachi wa sagashite iru otoko o mitsuketa to omou yo. (Boss, I think we found the man we're searching for.)"
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dio_brando_6470 uh ho naoto is in big trouble how will e escape ?
find out on the next episode
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