Chapter 2: Chapter 2. H.A.P.P.Y.
I stared at the text for a few minutes in horror. The profile picture was blank. The username was:?The_real_prince_charming, hinting at the fact that it was a guy, most probably.
I knew, I should have just ignored the text or blocked the number or something, but, my curiosity and the need to show this cocky dude his right place got the best out of me.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
The_real_prince_charming
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Stop, dude. Who tf are you?
The_real_prince_charming
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
?
The_real_prince_charming
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Wow, people are soooooooo creative these days.
The_real_prince_charming
Ikr?!
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Why am I even surprised?
That username already hinted at your creativity.
Kudos to your originality, dude.
The_real_prince_charming
Well, what can I say, I was born original.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
FYI, it was sarcasm, Mr. original
The_real_prince_charming
Welp! I am offended.
That username is no joke. It is original.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
I have seen at least five hundred profiles claiming they are 'prince_charming'
The_real_prince_charming
Correction, sweetheart: I am the 'real' prince_charming
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Sureeeeeeee
Whatever floats your boat.
And, don't you dare call me 'sweetheart' again.
The_real_prince_charming
Why, sweetheart?
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Stop!
You don't know me and I don't know you.
The_real_prince_charming
Oh, but, I do know you.
You are the narcissist-est kid of this century.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
First, don't call me kid.
The_real_prince_charming
Why, kid?
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Second, let me finish first, grandpa.
The_real_prince_charming
You didn't have to go for 'grandpa', sweetheart.
There is an even better option, if you know what I mean
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Of course, mommy, nice try.
The_real_prince_charming
Damn it!
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Third, stop interrupting me. Try your luck somewhere else.
I am not going to give you what you are looking for, 'mommy'
Now, back to the topic.
Narcissist-est is no word.
The_real_prince_charming
But, that's the only word in my dictionary that can apply to the ego of Chloe 'awesome' scott
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
YOU ARE THE ONE TO SAY MR. PRINCE_CHARMING.
The_real_prince_charming
CORRECTION, SWEETS: REAL_PRINCE_CHARMING
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
STOP GIVING ME NICKNAMES AND STOP COPYING ME.
The_real_prince_charming
BUT, I NEVER COPIED YOU!
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPS?
The_real_prince_charming
WHY CAN'T I? YOU DON'T HAVE A COPYRIGHT OVER CAPS.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Okay, whatever you say, you annoying son of a biscuit.
The_real_prince_charming
That's right, love. I am son of a biscuit, and I am very delicious-
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
No! Stop right there!
Wtf is wrong with you?!
The_real_prince_charming
You should have asked that to yourself before sending me a text at a creepy hour.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Okay, fine, it was my fault!
H.A.P.P.Y?
The_real_prince_charming
A man can never be H.A.P.P.Y sweetheart.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
Seriously?!
Now, wtf is that supposed to mean?
The_real_prince_charming
Didn't they ever teach you the full form of H.A.P.P.Y.
Having A -?
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
No! STOP! I don't wanna know your dirty full forms.
The_real_prince_charming
Having A Pregnancy per year
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
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I am scarred for life now.
I will never be able to think of 'happy' in the same way.
All thanks to you.
Thank you for making me forever sad.
The_real_prince_charming
Why, you are most welcome, sweetheart.
And, aw, don't be sad.
I will make you hap-
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
CUT IT OUT, DUDE!
AND, LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY.
I ONLY SENT THE TEXT BECAUSE I WAS DARED TO.
I AM NOT EVEN A LEAST BIT INTERESTED IN KNOWING WHAT YOU ARE HIDING.
The_real_prince_charming
DARE? HMM...INTERESTING.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
STOP COPYING ME!
The_real_prince_charming
I AM NOT!
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
WHATEVER.
It was NOT nice knowing you, hope we never talk again.
The_real_prince_charming
Wait, sweetheart, are you dying?
Why are you saying your goodbyes already?
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
I TOLD YOU I AM NOT INTERESTED.
SO, BYE!
The_real_prince_charming
SO, YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN KNOWING THIS WEREWOLF, MATE?
Chloe_awesome_sccott
...
....
WTF IS THIS AGAIN?
WEREWOLF AND MATE, REALLY?!
WOW! CREATIVITY AT ITS PEAK.
The_real_prince_charming
WELL WHY DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DARED TO ASK ME THAT.
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS, I AM HIDING SOMETHING BIG.
YOU ARE LUCKY I TOLD YOU, MATE.
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
I AM NOT YOUR MATE!
The_real_prince_charming
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
***Chloe_awesome_scott***
WTF?! I TAKE THAT BACK!
I AM NOT ANYTHING!
I AM A HUMAN WHO LOVES ANIMALS!
BYE, MR. SELF-PROCLAIMED REAL_PRINCE_CHARMING.
*The_real_prince_charming*
OH, NOT SO EASILY, MATE.
NOT BEFORE YOU TELL ME WHO DARED YOU.
Well, I was not about to tell him that. Not before I talked to them myself first.
Gifts
-- Gift
received Weekly Power Status
-- Power
Ranking 
-- Power
stone