Chapter 81: Za End of Za Warudo(4/8)
/3rd POV/
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The city of Orario was falling to it's knees, waiting for it's inevitable end. The people in the city were all alive with fear, malice, anger, and grief as they all saw the wave of strange dark creatures flying right at them.
There were many trying to escape but unfortunately for them, there was no chance to escape, because the entire city was surrounded but them.
Other groups were trying to find solace in the fact that if they died, then the dungeon would fall as well, but alas, they had false hopes as they learned from dying adventurers that the monsters were created by the dungeon master as well.
To many, this was the end, so thy did what any despair-filled beings would, they went out with no regrets. Many were laughing as they killed people by the dozens, others were trying to comfort those who had none in their final minutes, and others, well, they were simply crying their hearts out.
The gods would have pitied them but unfortunately, thy were also in the same position. The dungeon master had come out, and he had brought entire armies outside of his home. And all of this had occurred, because one god decided to not hold their tongue.
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/Flashback to about a couple hours ago/
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The gray clouds were getting way too close for comfort to the people of Orario, as they all asked the gods in authority about why was there such strange weather patterns.
The gods in question were also stumped as to why this was happening. They knew that they weren't allowed to use their divinities, however, this occurrence could only be explained as one of the stronger gods choosing to use their powers.
Unfortunately for them, it was neither the rage of a god, nor was it them using their strength, for it was a purple block in the middle of a now nowhere, that is filled with nothing but pure rot.
Frank on the other hand was enjoying himself ashe continued to play around with his goddess. Things were happy for him, that is, until the same big tittied goddess returned back over and surprised the both of them.
Ereshkigal was thoroughly pissed and Frank was simply unaffected by this turn of events. Perhaps it was the world's attempt at trying to endure that Frank doesn't destroy it just because he wanted to.
Sadly for the world will, he hated it when people told him what to do, but he listened whenever people gave him suggestions. It was a given courtesy to do so after all, since he was someone that was brought into this world.
He did like it here, and he wanted to do so many things, but alas, there was a time and place for all things, and sometimes, thee is no place.
{Well, at least they're not trying to push some shit onto me, it's kinda good that I got so fucking lucky at my death though. Imagine getting chosen to make a grand performance for someone, and then you decide to meme the shit out of it!} he thought to himself as he continued to act like a butler for the both of them.
They did try and make Frank stop since they were capable of doing it themselves, but Frank insisted, saying that he would make a dashing butler, albeit he needed the appropriate amount of training.
(I do like the prospects of being a butler. The fancy suit, the posture, the etiquette, the chance to learn multiple methods to kill someone in order to ensure the safety of the family you serve, and the style!) he said with a cheerful tone as he was still cleaning out what had just occurred to them a few hours ago.
{At this moment, the bomb would have already detonated.} Frank thought as he then felt the tremor from the explosive. {And there it is. Now, what to do next? I know! I should finally end off this city! One final kick in the ballsacks am I correct?} Frank thought as he then decided to leave the tiny subterranean home for a bit.
(Franku~ where are you going?) Ereshkigal said as he jumped ahead since she was right behind him. (I was going out to do something really quick. It won't take me that long is all.) he said as Ereshkigal looked at him with semi-serious eyes.
Unfortunately all it did was make her look cute to Frank as he sighed and pet her head. (I swore to you that I wouldn't die didn't I? I'm not going to break that promise right now or ever.) he said as he internally cringed at the cheesy line.
{If there was a gun able to kill me temporarily, then someone please pull the trigger when you've pointed it straight at my skull.} Frank broke the fourth wall as naturally as he thought.
(A/N: Goddamnit man again?! What is it with you and considering suicide so often?! Yes there are memes about them but holy shit man, you don't need to think like that!)
(A/N: On a serious note if you are considering the end, then please, talk to someone, hell if you wanna talk to me I'll be down anytime.)
{Hey fuck you man, why you making me so fucking cringe?} Frank thought as he then looked at Ereshkigal happily as he then started his ascent out of the hole yet again.
(A/N: Well that's because I say so, and plus, your existence can't just be full-on pure evil, you have a reason no matter what, no matter how dumb it is. And love, it's something that I want you to experience on my behalf. I never felt love that wasn't just from my family.)
(Well. . . . why don't you look for a girlfriend?) he asked as he walked along the same winding roads.
(A/N: Because I'm ugly af. Trust me man, you'll thank me eventually.)
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/Frank POV/
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*groans intensify* This little son of a bitch really is trying his best to grind my gears, but I won't blame him for that. He's already here beating his ass in writing about who I am, and that takes effort.
Anyways though, I was on my way to finally get rid of the very last person who could fuck with my plans, if you guessed right, it's Ouranos, yes I am going to kill the fuck. No, I am not going to spare him.
The reason why I don't like it when he's still alive is that he's capable of locking away the passageway to the dungeon. That's a very dangerous kind of person, the one that thinks of the the pure good no matter what.
And so, the white headed fucker is gonna bite the dust today, and there is absolutely no fucking way that there's gonna be someone capable of stopping me. Absolutely no fucking way, and if there was, then I'd just go creative a. . . . wait a fucking moment, I have a very good idea!
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I went creative as I then saw my favorite hotbar and the chat right in front of me.
[/smite Ouranos]
That should work fine enough, I reckon, if it doesn't work then I'll just do this really quick :D!
[/smite Ouranos]
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Well, I'd say that was good enough to get rid of the guy. Well then, time to claim my favorite thing there, his soul. I quickly grabbed another invis pot from my inventory and double jumped to fly yet again.
I really love the fact that I can do these without any real problems. It's so nice to see that I'm getting powerful. I love the feeling!
No no no no no no no no no no no NO! Stop it with your delusional grandeurs that you're top shit Frank! You're not as strong as you think you are, there's always gonna be that one motherfucker that's gonna b able to kill you in a single fucking strike, or some fucking group using the power of bullshit nakama or some shit like that.
You need to be careful, but you need to have a little fun once in a while. After all, you chose the job to entertain the Big Man remember? If he's not happy, all of this goes away.
Anywho, I head straight towards the Guild as I'm greeted with the sight of multiple people seeming to be dead and a charred body that's slightly glowing. I'm betting that's out good. old friend who made a deal with me.
{Alright big boy, you've done your duty to please me. Now, time for that soul of yours.} Frank thought as he quickly went into the place while still invisible. There were some of the girls who were in the line of fire but they seemed to be okay, sure they had some burns in some painful looking spots but come on, it can't be that bad.
I then walk up straight to the body and saw an extremely multi-coloured soul. Okay, if normal gods can give me hundreds of thousands of normal souls, how many can this piece of shit give me then?
Well, there's only one way to find that out, isn't there? I quickly snatched the soul as I felt it squirm harder than ever. The fucker was trying to escape me, not on my watch! I quickly boosted using [Full Control] and [Full Transformation] on my body and latch onto the strong god's soul.
{You are my prize and I am not letting a good fish go!} I thought to myself as I quickly stuffed the poor bastard into my inventory. Mission success fuckers, it's time for a mass genocide!
{Domain, beam me back in.} I thought as I drank a bucket of milk to reverse the invisibility effect, but not before putting on my dungeon master gear. It's always good to feel like a boss, and it sure feels great to win.
And that kids, is how I may or may not have destroyed the entire city of Orario, so I'll leave it to the author to give you guys the general rundown of what happens next.
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/3rd POV/
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The girls in the Guild were all shocked at the fact that the god that was protecting Orario, Ouranos, had just died by a lightning strike. This was an extremely SHOCKING turn of events😉. *cricket sfx*
Okay come on it wasn't that terrible of a joke. *clears throat again* The girls were still looking in horror when all of a sudden they saw white light and what seems to be a person right in front of them. It was Frank the dungeon master, and he had a smile on his face as he left the Guild immediately.
They were all terrified to say the least. They had just seen the man that kills adventurers right in front of them and he was smiling. That is not a good sign. And it was quite obvious as the very second that he left, a square had appeared right in front of them.
It was the same golden square that had appeared the other day prior. (GOOD EVE TO YOU ALL!) the masked menace Spide- I mean Frank said to then as he smiled under his mask.
(I would like to give some brand new news to all of you! You see, I've decided that the end should come closer. After all, I may or may not have also completely wiped out the kingdom of Rakia!) he said as the Guild girls had despair ridden expressions on their faces.
(And I may or may not have wiped out Evilus due to them stealing my property! Which was a very pretty lizard.) the man said again as he continued to cause the most pain as he possibly could to them.
(Well now, now is your turn Orario, if you wish to survive, bring your gods to the dungeon and you will be spared from my wrath. Also, Ouranos is dead.) he spat out as the gods' minds who saw the square short-circuited at his words.
One of the strongest gods that they knew was killed just like that. A portion of them didn't wish to believe it but unfortunately for them, belief isn't the only thing they had to worry.
(It doesn't matter if they're beaten up, although I discourage rape, unless they're assholes that is, you can bring them here and I will spare you! The timer starts now! Tick fucking Tock.) he said as he laughed out loud. The city was filled with horror, as they had just knew, that they were screwed.
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AntiLoliLewding 2124 words, alright, I was screaming at myself since my fingers were being dumb and not wanting to type what I wanted to have typed down. Plus my family went after my ass again since I missed watering their shitty shitty ornamental plants that do no real service to anyone. Anyways and as always, I'll see you guys, on the dark side of the moon! Peace!
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