Chapter 88: Shall We Begin a New Song?
/Frank POV/
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Well then, I should really start off the process since our dear readers may be pissed at the author. (Alright then system, you can start it again, I have nothing else for me to look at in this world.) I said with complete confidence, since well, I basically brought it's demise.
Honestly speaking, I don't really know what I wanna in that place anyways, aside from making some people suffer for my personal entertainment. But there are a few things that I wanna make right in there as well, since, well, I'm just gonna do whatever I please!
[Continuing reincarnation process . . . . . . . reincarnation process prepped]
[Do You Wish To Continue? Y/N]
(Well, here goes fuck all! Do it!) the system then took my answer and started the process. I felt the ground beneath my feet start to rumble. Umm, why the fuck is i- oh yeah, the whole thing is gonna be taken as well. I really hope that the goblins on the first floor don't get sick from the move, hahaha.
Oh who am I joking? Of course some of them would die from the sudden move.
[Host, the Domain that you rule over must be reconnected in order for the reincarnation process to go smoothly, how do you wish to go about this?]
(What do you mean by that?) I had a confused look on my face as the system told me. Reconnected? Wasn't I already it's master?
[Forgive me Host, but a better description is that the world would most likely reject the coming of your Domain.] it said to me as I felt my eyebrow twitch. Come on fam! Just because I could cause an apocalypse and destroy you doesn't mean that you shoul- on second thought I sound like an asshat.
(Well then why not just force the world to accept it? I mean, you are technically a lot more powerful than a world will. But if there are other options then I'm open to hear them all.) I said as the system the gave me another prompt.
[Host, there are currently two options if you wish to bring the dungeon along. One is to let the dungeon be recreate there, and the domain consciousness would be resent there. This option ensures that the people are safe. However, this comes with the downside of people discovering the dung-] it continued until I stopped it right there.
(Well, I'm not exactly the type to shy away from a challenge.) I said as the system seems to be judging me for my actions. (Oh come on, just because I'm like this, doesn't mean you can just flame me for what I wanna do!)
The people reading this right now are really thinking that I might be stupid, well, all I can say is that I ain't smart, but I can tell you this much that I ain't the dumbest fuck in the room.
(Just do the first, I don't just wanna have some sort of bullshit "I have a dungeon inside of me!" trope. I want the people of their world to suffer, that's all I really care about.)
The system then took my words as me choosing the first and then proceeded to rip the damned dungeon out of the ground. [Initiating Warp. . . . . . . . . Now.] that was all I heard before everything seemed to go black. Well, what the shit is going on now?
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/3rd POV/
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/Inside of a Hospital/
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The hospital staff were working another stressful day yet again, with another batch of villain victims and people who got caught in the crossfire. This was something normal nowadays since Quirks were such a common thing, and many of the people who come in have such strange features that it's nearly impossible to help them all.
But luckily for them, today was, for some reason, a lot slower than before. It was still stressful, but right now, it wasn't as terrible.
(*insert generic name* We need some more towels over here!) one of the nurses said as they continued to perform some midwife duties. Yep, these guy really don't catch a break anytime at all.
Thankfully though, the process was finally over and the dear dear mother of the child was still conscious to see it. (M-may I s-see my baby?) the mother said as the nurse quickly gave the child to the mother.
The child was healthy and was crying since it was spanked to ensure that it was alive. (I'll name you Frank, just like your grandfather.) she said as the baby stopped crying to look at its mother.
It was a tender moment and it only got better as a man walked in and smiled. (I want to hold my so-) he said before the mother glared at him for being late to their child's birth.
(How could you miss the birth of your own son?!) another man kicked the door down as he berated the first guy. (I-I'm sorry sir! I was still on duty an-) he spoke before getting pummeled on the head.
(Enough excuses! Now dear, let me see my grandchild!) the old geezer said as he looked into the child's eyes. He paused and seemed to be out of breath for a moment before he shook himself out of it and smiled at the baby.
(Congrats sweetheart! Your deadbeat husband seems to not have tainted the family genes! My grandbaby is just as strong as his old ma-) the old man spoke before getting slapped in the face by an aged woman.
(Don't bring your gene bullshit into this you old coot! This is my grandson! And all he'll inherit from you is your name you hear me?!) the old woman said as the old man shook in fear and replied (Y-yes dear.)
The old woman harrumphed and went to go and spoil the baby. (Oh dear, he has your eyes and hair~ oh who's my sweet little grandson? Your cousins will be so jealous when they see you grow up! You're going to be famous just like grandma was before she met your dumb grandfather!)
The mother of the child started to feel woozy as she told the nurse that she wanted to make sure that her baby was safe, otherwise the entire building would be torn down and the entire staff of the hospital would be laid off.
The nurse shuddered at the threat and ensured the mother that the baby would be fine. All the while, the baby seems to be taking in all of the surrounding noise. It was quiet yet it was still awake.
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/Frank POV/
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. . . . . oh, oh what the fuck just happened? Wait, why can't I move?! System! Why can't I mo- oh wait, I'm a baby right now! {System, can you hear me, cam you respond to me?} I thought as the system then gave another prompt.
[System undergoing update, update time: 2 days. Please stay calm during this period of time.] I saw this shit and I was reasonably pissing myself from the fear. I'm not joking, my bladder is fucking tiny and I think I've pissed myself.
But in a more serious note, this isn't probably that bad. That means that the system is sort of going to get better and better over time. But then, I could be doing something better for myself as a child.
{Well, I guess I just have to take a fat moment and wait out this shit. I do wonder who my family are? I could see that my grandparents are foreigners to Japan, and that my dad sees to be a generic Japanese guy, but who the fuck is my mom? And why does she have pinkish hair?} These were some of the questions that I had that I couldn't have answered.
But the best thing that I could get out of this was that the family seemed, for lack of a better word, "distinguished". In a sense that I just noticed a bunch of people in full fucking bodyguard gear go near my grandfather and whisper in his ear.
Oh boy, just what kind of family did I get myself into?
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/Time skip: 2 days/
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Now despite how it may seem, I was still a weak little ball of meat and that I didn't leave the hospital just yet, that and my mom seems to still be weak after what she went through.
Yeah, positive feedback-
(A/N: This is an actual lesson alright? This is something that the human body does naturally.)
- is a real bitch. Imagine having a hormone constantly forcing you to have contractions to shoe the baby out of your body. Damn that's freaky. Humanity is just as alien as monsters are to us.
It takes a lot of perspective to see that things aren't as good as before. {Well, I guess I'll just have to wait out my time before the system comes onli-} And just as I was thinking about it, the damned golden finger decided to give my tiny infant heart a stroke from it activating.
[Good day Host, the current patches to the system are as follows:
[The Luck counter has been remodeled to where you no longer need to see it Host.]
[The cost of Luck has been changed slightly.]
[The Domain has gone through a major overhaul and will no longer show how many souls there are, and will simply say if there are enough for you to continue functioning Host.]
[And finally, some of the powers you have gained are now somewhat stronger Host.]
The thing finally ended and then I blinked twice, and started to curse the count writing this.
(A/N: Hey fuck you man! This shit was getting difficult to tally up okay?! I fucking hate math with a passion and me doing the math right now doesn't help!)
Well can't you at least leave the damned Soul Counter?! It's literally the thing that can give me a gauge as to how much I would need!
(A/N: . . . . . FINE OKAY JESUS SHITTING CHRIST I'LL RELENT. Goddamned cunt breaking the fourth wall and cursing me when I made your existence!)
Oh piss off baby boo. Where was I? Ah yes, me seeing the shit right in front of me. I wonder though, can I age myself up to full maturity using [Full Transformation] & [Full Control]?
Maybe, but then again, I need to keep a somewhat low profile for now. Plus this is a rare experience that I probably won't ever try to go through ever again. Well, unless there's a good reason to.
But for now, time to check my Status!
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Titles: Transmigrator, Straightforward Loser, Lucky Guy, The Stupid Genius, Domain Master, He Who Controls The Beasts, The Master of the Blind Idiot, The Necessary Evil, The One at Peace, The Radio Demon
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[Health]: ∞/∞ (Will Of the HellWalker: Passive [Immortality])
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[Luck]: Positive
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[Stands]: [Silver Chariot: Act II], [King Crimson]
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[Energy]: [Chakra Manipulation]
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[Cards]: [Will Of the HellWalker], [Power of the Pink Omega] , [The Joestar Family Secret Technique: Running the Fuck Away], [Full Control], [Full Transformation], [Master of the Blind Idiot], [Will of the Radio Demon], [Rare Gun Blueprint: ???]
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[Miscellaneous]: [Phone] [9,990 Rounds (9 mm FMJ)] [Stand Arrow] [ Rounds (Bolter Ammo)] [California Reaper] [Chocolate Chip Cookie] [Glass of Milk]
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Well, it appears the cunt finally decided to change it up already. And here I thought you were the type to procrastinate.
(A/N: Could you just stop cursing at me? It's getting pretty sad at this point.)
Alright alright alright alright baby boo, I'll stop bullying you. Can't takes fucking joke for the life of it, jeez. Well, now that I waited for about two days, it seems that my mother is awake right now, and she looks like she wants to hold me again, so I'll do my job of simply existing and waiting for the day that my quirk could appear.
(Oh dear, could you come and call my friend? It would be so nice to hear her voice again! Especially after she also gave birth to a baby girl!) I heard her say as I paused in my head.
{Eh? Wait, what kind of flag bullshit are you trying to put on me Anti!?} I thought to myself as the author, Anti the fucking cunt, started to laugh at my misfortune.
(A/N: As much as you say it, I also wanna say it as well you fuckhead, I do as I please!)
{No no no no no no no no no no NO! You are not pairing me up with some random kid alright! This is heresy of the highest order! Heresy I tell you!} I continued cursing his existence as he simply laughed harder.
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AntiLoliLewding
AntiLoliLewding 2115 words, well, I would like it if you guys sort of pay attention to these notes once in a while. So, now we have the MC's new "family". Yeah, I guess I'll flesh them out as best as I can. Anyways and as always, I'll see you guys, on the dark side of the moon! Peace!
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