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44.92% The Meme Train / Chapter 145: Yeah Texas, And We Had Some Fun!

Chapter 145: Yeah Texas, And We Had Some Fun!

/Nezu POV/

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It was currently nine in the morning after the events of being hostage were unfolded towards us. Truthfully speaking, I did not expect for the villain to actually do such a thing. He could have had us all killed, he could have even enslaves the entire school, but instead he decides to try his luck with extorting the Americans.

I didn't quite know what to make of the situation at first but it was a little humorous if not for the fact that the man was capable of doing so. {Now we have to prioritize the safety of the school, and whatever the monsters would bring against us.} I thought to myself as I then continued drinking my cup of tea.

It was an exquisite flavor and it calmed me down quite well. But the odd thing about it was that it was from the bowels of the dungeon itself. I didn't know what to think when we first got these items for the students. There were dozens of these crates and they were filled with food, water and anything else that was needed.

It was almost as if the man had someone watching over us for the entire time that we have been here. So I just kept this thought to myself as I then told the teachers who were still alive to go and distribute the materials to all of the students.

Recovery Girl was working as best as she could by fixing up those who were hurt, Lunch Rush was still fuming at the fact that the food given by the dungeon master would taste so good, and anyone else who wasn't there was guarding the outside of the building for any monsters that may wander in.

And we were doing well for the most part. We had recovered the dead bodies of multiple students and even some staff. That day was quite hard for us to try and take in, since we knew in our hearts that this was a failure on our end.

We weren't able to save these children from a monster who kills for no reason. After that however, we had finally noticed that there were green mossy creatures lurking outside of the building. I had the tactically correct idea of having the teachers go back inside to make sure that they don't come near, and that was for a good reason.

Because when Aizawa tried to get close to one, it expanded and exploded right in front of him and hurt him badly. Luckily he was helped by Recovery Girl and we had decided to board up any of the doors save for one. We needed this to happen since we had to protect the students.

And now, after multiple weeks of this cyclical madness, we had seen someone come here. And it was a two people, one was wearing a police attire and had a familiar face, Detective Tsukauchi, one of the people who All Might confided in. Bur the second face was not one that we had ever wanted stop see again any time soon.

It was the dungeon master with his signature suit on, wielding a very strange blade as he then cut through dozens of the mossy monsters before disappearing alongside the Detective. I didn't know what to make of that, and I don't know if I want to. But after an hour of them gone, they finally came towards the only open entrance to the building.

(Alright kiddos! It's time for you all to come to fuck out!)

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/Frank POV/

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(Alright kiddos! It's time to for you all to come the fuck out!) I shouted out as I then watched multiple heroes burst out of the building by shattering the glass that was there. (Well well well buckaroos, I didn't expect that you folks wanted to have a chat with lil old me) I said as I could then feel their hatred for me seep in.

(Why are you here dungeon master?! We know what you did to All Might and we got your letter, so what else do you want from us?!) Aizawa said as I then looked at them all. (I mean, I'm here for a recruitment, in the sense that I wanted to bring some students as my subordinates.) I said to them as they all visibly recoiled at my words.

(And what exactly do you have in plan for them?) a calm voice came as I then see a very interesting figure. (Well Mr. Principal, that may be a life of doing things for me and having anything that they could ever desire aside from my death, my money, my life, or their freedom.) I said as Nezu then nodded his head.

(I know for a fact that you all hate me right now due to the things that I did, but know this.) I said as I then raised my left index finger up to punctuate. (I never actually planned to kill that man!) I said with full confidence that it stumped them.

(Did my stupidity really hit you that hard? Or was it just shocking to you that I winged all of the things that I did?) I asked them as I then placed my fists to my sides and smiled with the full half circle of my pearly whites. Man, it's fun to fuck around with people when they're completely serious.

(Alright, we'll concede for now. We're currently at your mercy and I don't think it's a smart idea to try and figure somebody who was capable of killing the #1 Hero.) Nezu said to me as almost every single one of us was actually pretty shocked that he did so.

(Wait, you're actually conceding? I . . . thought you would all fight against me as I'd just beat you all again and then talk to the students as they also have a go at me.) I said as I scratched my scalp. I was the dumb evil type with a sprinkle of moment world common sense.

This shit was mildly confusing to me. (Principal, what are you thinking?! This guy ha killed students, children! Hell, I'm pretty sure that he gets off to that sort of thing!) a very specific purple haired teacher said as she cracked her whip while looking at me with anger in her eyes.

(Now hold a fucking minute there! I do not get off to that! I would much rather be called a menace to society thanks to my kill count, than to be called a fucking PEDOPHILE! Those people, fucking scum of the earth! I would willingly kill those shots without batting a single eyelash if it came down to that!) I countered her as they all looked at me with confusion.

(What? I may be evil, but even I have a bottom line. My rules are no rape, no pedo shit cuz that's disgusting, and most of all, no horny unless it's in the right moments.) I said with pride as they looked at me with even more confusion evident in their eyes. (Look, it's not that hard to take in, and we're wasting time, so could you please move over for a quick hour, I wanna get someone to work for me.) I said as Nezu looked at them as they sighed and undid their battle stances

(Thank you! Now, I'll try to make this quick, but it completely depends on whether or not they want to work for me, and my best guess is that they will spit at my feet and call me slurs, so don't worry, I expect them to not want to do this.) I said as they promptly ignored all of my words and just kept an eye on me.

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/Twelve Minutes Later/

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Well, it has been the entirety of the General Course, Support Course and just about anything else. (Holy shit, I may have expected them to hate me but I didn't expect it to be at this level.) I said as the teachers then looked at me.

(Well that may be due to the fact that you may have killed the number one hero for them.) Nezu said as I then nodded.

(As I said, that was a mistake on my part Nezu, I didn't want to kill him, I just forgot that I wanted to recruit him.)

(And where exactly does that bring you? To here, looking to bribe students into joining the side of evil.) the rodent said to me as I then sighed.

(You know, I've heard of your story, the chimerical creation that was capable of holding a Quirk in. What was your Quirk centered around again?)

(Well it's centered around my thinking speed.)

(That's . . . . actually a pretty cool Quirk.) I said as Nezu then laughed at me.

(Everyone has their thoughts on how Quirks are supposed to be.)

(But nobody seems to know that the Quirk does not make the person.) I said as I then leaned forward from my chair. (Everyone seems to forget the fact that these Quirks make the normally toxic society that is this world, and makes it worse by so many levels.) I continued on as Nezu then asked me (Do continue will you? That's quite the argument that could be stemmed.)

I then stood up and widened my arms. (Don't you see how this world tries to rip each other apart? There's not a single bit of difference from the past, but this era? This era is just bloody merciless. You have people leaving their children since they can't handle the peer pressure of them not having a Quirk, or even outright abusing them because a genetic lottery wasn't won.)

(And then you have the government, who are way too slow to catch up with the times on how things should be dealt with. If someone used their Quirk to perform a citizen's arrest, then who is going to be punished heavier? The criminal, or the citizen. And let's say that the criminal just went and robbed a random convenience store, and doesn't use their Quirk to do so? Who gets their head on the chopping block?) I ranted to him as the little rat thing then stroked it's chin.

(We cannot simply say that this era is completely ba-) he said as I then cut him off. (That's the thing! It's not completely bad, but the bad overweighs the good of the situation! Politics gets thrown out of the window whenever people find a good enough opportunity to stab each other for more benefits.)

I then sat back down on the chair as I then state (Greed is a good and bad thing in it's purest form. Anything is a weapon in the correct hands.)

Nezu then looked at me as he already knew about my deal with the UN. As long as I didn't do anything completely bad, they would allow the Xenos to stay on the surface. He asked me a couple other questions and I answered them with the time that we took to helping me find a new worker.

(Well, there's still the Hero Class, but I doubt that any of them would actually want to join me, because of, well, you already what I did.) I said as I then coughed a little from the situation. (Well, I guess I'll just have to start with the class that doesn't want to beat me up because I killed their friends.) I said to Nezu as I then looked at the page that he gave me.

(Hey I don't think I ever gave you guys electricity, do you guys have a generator in the school or something like that?)I asked him once again as he then nodded. (Is it too small to keep the school lit up long enough for all of you to do the normal things that people do?)

And to that question he nodded once again. (. . . . Hey, I know I sorta feel like I'm being the asshole here, but, do you guys, you know, wanna join me? I mean, I can see where your hatred stems from Nezu, but the other teachers though-) I trailed off from there as the door opened up and I met the new candidates.

(Alrighty, I suppose that you all know who I am. First and foremost, I'm sorry that I killed All Might, that was a bit of an error on my end. So, which one of you would like to start?) I asked them as they all looked at the principal with fear.


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2905 words. Man, I was cutting it close there. Well, the next chapter is gonna be focused on what happened to Deku and the next candidates to join this crusade of retard. Anyways and as always, I'll see you guys, on the dark side of the moon! Peace out everybody! Goodbye~

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