Chapter 16: Strange Old men
THIS is the thing of dreams!
THIS is a Miracle from heaven!
THIS is a whole shop FILLED WITH FOOD!?!?
I didn't even know they had cake here!
Or ice cream, or CUPCAKES!?!
And that bastard had the audacity to feed me meat when they had places like these!
Outrageous, outrageous I say!?!?
Now... how do I eat this food
For people passing by they might be concerned seeing a wolf with its tongue against a window drooling a bit to much to be considered funny while looking at the food on the other side...
BUT WHO CARES HOW DO I GET THIS FOOD!!!
Hmm maybe they won't bother me because they might be scared of me... maybe I can just prance in their get the food and leave
Maybe.... just maybe
Ehh who cares I'll find out what happens after I do it
With that being said if all goes wrong blame hunter
So I start walking to the door and slam the door open
And things got awkward
Everyone was staring at the door and me
I now I think I finally know the true meaning of how it feels for the air to be heavy
No one is moving, and everything is just dead silent
It's like everything is uncomfortable and there's a small urge that's telling you to leave as quickly as possible
BUT, I can not leave without FOOD!
I just walk towards the first table with food out I see and jump on the table
I hear people screaming in the background but all I see is the food
These people ordered CHOCOLATE CAKE AND ICE CREAM CUPS
While the people who were once seated there run out of the shop I quickly consume all their food and move to the next table most of the customers and staff already ran out but for the poor few who stayed looked hilarious like they think I would pick to eat them over ice cream
IN THEIR DREAMS
I'm not picking some weirdos over sugar
It only took a few minutes to realize that this might not have been the smartest thing I could have done if I wanted food in my current... situation?
Maybe a hungry looking wolf heading into an eating establishment wasn't my best... choice
I stared at the food I was about to eat with pure disappointment
But that disappointment slowly turns into a disgusted expression as all the food I had just consumed started trying to come back up
All of my food that took minutes to eat came out of me in seconds looking no longer as tasty as it was before
I cant help but shiver in disgust at the unsightly chunky puddle that was supposed to be my lunch...
The once and still shocked people also got a bit disgusted and one person even vomited from seeing and smelling my vomit
Which in my opinion was quite rude I don't judge you and barf because of your smell mister
Ever sense I became a wolf it's like I can smell everyone around me and let me tell you your not as pleasant to smell as you might think I have meet only a few people who smelled decent
And most of them only smelled nice cause they smelled like alcohol but still they smelled better then most people
I glare at that man for a moment before dejectedly walking out of the café fashioned place
Now I feel the pain of the dogs who had to watch their owners eat chocolate without getting some for themselves cause it's "bad" for them
Ughhh
As I walk out of the shop I see one of the staff from before coming back with men in uniforms which was a clear bad sign that mean
So I do what I do best run like a fool who almost falls sideways every few steps
I just keep running don't know where, don't know why, I just keep running... until I got a bit tired then I walked... BUT IT WAS A SPEED WALK... at least till I got tired again then it turned into a real walk
Somehow I found myself in a area that kinda looks like a old fashioned New Orleans
Really cool...
I'm just looking around until I see something so 'majestic' that I couldn't help but stare in silence until that silence turns into something that sounds like I can't breathe correctly which was supposed to me laughing
In front of me I see a two bearded old men sitting on the side of the street who had cats all over them and dogs just sitting at their feet
I just stare at them while laying across from them
And I just listen staring from man to man as they lamely insults each other
"Hester, somehow you have a brain and in that brain you have two parts, left and right. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left."
After the one old mango the right said that one he looks really proud
"You almost sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication old man!"
The other old man to the left laughs
"What language are you speaking old man cause it sounds a lot like BULLshit"
" I think with age you grew dumber instead of smarter old Ted my pal, with that being said I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high"
"OH I don't know what you mean, and I'd like to see things from your point of view Hester, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass... so"
And they just continued and continued...
And somehow it never got boring there was no point to what they were saying but still fun to watch the comedy
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