Chapter 8: CRAZY PERSON!!!
(A/N I hope this chapter helps people understand what I was trying to do.)
{You really told her everything?}
[I never understood why people in anime never told anybody they were from another world and stuff. If you can prove it, why hide it?]
"I JUST SLEPT WITH A CRAZY PERSON!!!" Lisa screams as she runs out of the bathroom away from Jason.
{Hehehe. How are you going to get yourself out of this one Jason?}
"Lisa! Wait! I can explain!" As Jason jumps out of the bathtub chasing after her.
"It was a joke. It was just a joke Lisa" Jason says as he is still chasing after Lisa.
"I am from Onibus and if you know anything about Onibus, it's known for its theaters. I wanted to write plays when I was younger, and I thought that one sounded good." Jason says as he is trying to back pedal.
Lisa turns around to face Jason and says "So you just lied to me? I just sat there and listened to your whole store, I saw a tear in your eye, and now you are telling me it was all a lie?"
{Hehehehe. I told you there was a chance you would sound crazy. I should have told you that it is an EXTRAORDINARILY strong chance. Hehehehe.}
"I want you out of my room NOW! And I never want to see you again" Lisa screams at Jason.
"Lisa, I am sorry. I did not think you would react like this. Calm down, please. We can talk this out."
{Oooohhhh you messed up now. Hehehehe. NEVER tell a woman to calm down. Don't you know anything Jason?}
"CALM DOWN! YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN!"
Lisa walks over to the desk in the bedroom and starts picking up books that are on the desk and starts to throw them at Jason.
"I want you to get out right NOW! I never want to see you again!" Lisa is screaming at Jason at the top of her lungs at this point. She is also running around the room looking for things to throw at Jason.
"I am sorry Lisa. I did not mean it that way. I promise I am not that crazy. I thought that story would make you like me more. I was only trying to impress you. I know now that I failed at that, and for that, I am sorry. I will never do something like that to you ever again." Jason says as he is still trying to calm Lisa down.
"I saw the look in your eyes. I can tell that you believe that CRAZY story you told me! You are completely CRAZY! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!"
{Hehehehehe. This is getting good.}
[Shut up Friday unless you are going to help me!]
{Nope. This is fun to watch.}
Lisa runs into the living room and picks up the vase of flowers that were on the dining room table. Jason follows her into the living room, only to be hit in the face with the vase. Jason gets knocked on the floor from the vase, and he has a stunned look on his face.
[Friday, how come that did not hurt me]
{I told you, your defense is 3.5x higher than the average person in this world. It would take a whole lot more than a vase to the face to hurt you.}
Jason sits up and sees that there is glass, water, and flowers all over the place. He looks at Lisa and she is on her knees with her hands covering her face, crying. Jason feels guilty about making Lisa cry. It was not his intention to hurt her. He vows to himself to never tell anybody ever again that he is from another world.
{Have you learned your lesson yet Jason?}
[Yes. I now know why the main charter never tells people he is from another world. I did not think it would be this bad. I thought she would be shocked at the most and once I prove it to her, she would just... Except it. I did not think it would be this bad.]
{You have got to be the dumbest smart person that has ever lived. Think of it like this, what if, in your last world, you told people that you have seen aliens, how would people look at you?}
[They would have looked at me like I was crazy.]
{And why is that. I am sure people know that they must know there is more in the universe than just them.}
[I am not sure Friday.]
{Most people are comfortable in the world they live in. They rely on the ideas and beliefs that they have, and once you start taking those beliefs away, like aliens or other worlds, the mind tells them it is crazy and tries to fight against it. You must slowly show people stuff like that or do not show them at all.}
[I see. Thank you for trying to warn me Friday. I will take your advice more often.]
{Good. Now that I think you have learned your lesson; I think I came to help you.}
Jason looks at Lisa who is still on her knees, crying, the guilt is driving him crazy.
[How can you help me Friday?]
{You have yet to really use the most powerful tool you have at your disposal, the store.}
[What do you mean? All you have told me about it is, if I can imagine it, it is... WAIT! You mean 'anything' I can imagine? Because I can imagine some incredible things.]
{Hehehe. If you have the SP for it, you can get 'anything' from the store}
"Stopwatch" Jason whispers and the sound of Lisa crying stops, as time freezes once again.
"I think I know how to fix this."
[Friday show me neuralyzer's from the Men in Black movie franchise, please!] Jason asks excitedly.
{Now you are getting it, Jason. Pulling up Neuralyzer's.}
Jason starts to smile as he finally understands how important his store is.
"I thought he would never figure it out. He must be the dumbest smart person alive! Hehehehe." God says to himself as he continues to watch Jason struggle trying to adjust to his new world.
CREATORS' THOUGHTS 
Dohdohs
Dohdohs I wrote the last chapter because I always wanted to see a chapter like this one. I always thought it would be funny. I also wanted to show how powerful the store is. Hopefully this clears up why I did the last chapter.
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