Chapter 12: Auto save 02: The second round
Alright, it's that damn show again. Everyone, get everything ready already. Remove that bot666 this time.
Alright, everything ready? Nice. Let's go with the flow then.
Light, camera, begin!
Razahan: Yo! How is everyone doing? It's your one and only, Razahan-sama and welcome to, 500 words with Razahan and Suimi.
Suimi: Why the hell zzzzzzzz…..
Razahan:......she isn't going to say anything so let's get star….
Suimi: Am I here today? No one said anything…...about me being your assistant hostess.
Razahan: The director didn't give a thing about that. He was planning to keep even if people rejected.
Suimi: What a pain zzzzz I want to sleep zzzz.
Razahan: You are always sleeping. Anyway, let me introduce you to our star of the show: Sylfia. Give an applause everyone for this cute elf.
'Fake applause'(since no readers want to waste their time clapping for nothing. T~T )
Sylfia: Where am I?
Razahan: Welcome Sylfia Grodmin. It's a pleasure to have you here with us.
Sylfia: Why are you trying to kidnap me mister?
Suimi: Heh, the kid zzz napper god.
Razahan: I am not kidnapping you girl. And you, you are a kid 'napper' goddess yourself.
Sylfia: Then why am I here?
Razahan: Oh don't worry. We will just chit chat and let you go.
Suimi: There will be zzzzzz no questions answered this time. Since there are zzzzz none.
Razahan: Yeah….I thought we will use those bots anyway, we are running out of words let's get into it.
Suimi: Sylfia zzzzz is Grodmin your father?
Sylfia: Of course! Why wouldn't he be my father?
Razahan: You are making us lose words Suimi! Anyway, let us something about you Sylfia.
Sylfia: Well, I am an Elvin of Foresta.
Suimi: That means zzzzz Forest Elf zzzzz.
Sylfia: Huh?
Razahan: Nothing. Please continue.
Sylfia: I live with my father in Midlofhin. People start their adventure from our town.
Razahan: I see, what things do you like?
Sylfia: I like eating with my father. Oh yes. I had an onii-san but he left us after he found a house of his own. I was sad but he said he will come to the shop once in a while.
Suimi: Hanjiro would be happy to hear this.
Sylfia: Huh?
Razahan: Say Sylfia, if you were a queen of the kingdom you are living in (the freaking author forgot the name of this kingdom) what would be your motto?
Sylfia: Well, if I were queen, what's a motto?
Razahan: Something that describes what you and the kingdom believe in.
Sylfia: Oh, then that will be,
Thieves are going to hell!
Suimi: Didn't expect that zzzzz.
Razahan: Anyway…...we are about to finish the show. Before that, do you have any…
Beep beep bobidity boop!
Razahan: Huh? What's that?
Somebot: Beep beep beep boop bip.
Razahan: A guy called NotSubaru asked a question about Sylfia? Well shoot it then.
~'What inspired you to make Sylfia?'~
Suimi: zzzzzz
Razahan:........Suimi.
Suimi: Huh? Oh yeah zzzzz he replied..
' Well, I was inspired to make her after watching Barakamon. Zzzzz I suck at remembering names. There is a blonde zzzz hair little girl. zzzzzz I made her after her and the idea of making her elf came from that elf archer zzzzzz in Goblin Slayer.'
Razahan: And that is your answer NotSubaru.
Beep beep bop.
Razahan: Another one? We are running out of wor…
☠️' Is it okay if I kill Sylfia here and never let her go back to that story?☠️
Razahan: …...What's your name again?
'Bot999_Upside_Down'
Razahan:. …….. Suimi! Grab Sylfia and get her out of here! I will call Guera-sama!
Bot666: Die! God killa beam bzzzt!
Razahan: Cut! Cut!
-Sorry for this. We are having some technical issues. Please stand-by. More like the show is over here.-
Razahan: We are going to end the show here. Thank you for rea….what? The stage is a disaster? No, no, no. It's nothing. There is nothing wrong with the stage. Well, we are ending the show here. May your wish be fulfilled.
Suimi: Have a nice sleep from me zzzz.
Enjoy the shorts zzzzz for now.
The end.
Rpg sekai shorts part 2
Chapter 3:A cat will always act like one
" Man, these mushrooms arso....Yuck! I think I am gonna puke again.", I said while holding the bag of Bad-ome Mushroom. We returned from another quest of collecting mushrooms. This one was easy but as soon as we reached the spot where the mushroom is, all of us puked except Furara. No wonder the reward was higher than the rest of the quests.
" What is the use for this one anyway?"
" If I am correct, it is used for the cure of paralysis. Need to remove the odor from the mushroom first to make it. I am not sure.", said Furara scratching her cheeks.
" Are you kidding me? I am not gonna take any paralysis potion in life. Thank god I didn't have to use it for once."
" Well, I had to use it on me after I steal a golden pedant from the soldiers station's lost and found and got paralyzed by one of the gu……"
" You tried to steal what from where?.....Lina?", she didn't respond. A cry from a merchant came from behind right after that.
" Oh come on. Not again!"
We turned around and found Lina playing with a dyed red wool string ball like a cat which fell from the merchant's carriage.
Her tail was waving around crazy and her ears were flapping because of excitement.
…….she is a cat I guess.
We had to pay 1000 azul for making the wool string ball messy and to use it without permission.
Chapter 4:Failure is a source for pillars
The night has fallen upon the world painting it all black. While the half moon tried its best to give a silver glow among the black ink.
'Clank' 'Clank'
The sound of beating red hot iron was echoing in the smithing room of Grodmin's residence.
" …...another scrap metal."
The 'wonderful' scraped creation from a pure metal laid on the anvil while 415 more lying in the trash.
" You ruined almost half of the metal I shipped from the merchant yesterday……"
" I am really sorry! I am still learning I guess. I will just stick with the mending then."
" Weird, anyone with your level can build a normal short sword without any problem onii-san."
" I thought too. Maybe he needs more level than a normal person would need.", said Grodmin as he lowered his eyebrows.
" Well, I can't put these metal scraps to waste. Oh! How about I make a metal pillar?"
" Metal pillar?", both Grodmin and Sylfia became surprised.
I gathered all the scraps then started to beat them together and made a small pillar size of my abdomen.
" There! How is it? Pretty good right."
" I guess? I am just going to sell to some merchant. Pretty impressive actually."
" You can make a sword if you try a little harder. Keep up."
" Ahahaha...thank you Sylfi."
" Failure is the pillar of pillar I guess.", said Grodmin examining the pillar I made.
" Huh?"
Gifts
-- Gift
received Weekly Power Status
-- Power
Ranking 
-- Power
stone