Chapter 13: Remeil's Apology
And that's what happened a few moments back. Pretty interesting, huh.
But now let's forget about the past. Here we are in the present, so let's focus on the present.
There is a saying that goes along the lines of 'you can't start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one', and I whole heartedly agree with it.
So let's forget about the past and look forward, after all the future depends on what we do in the present. Right Gandhi... hey Gandhi can you hear me.
Never mind.
Well now it's time to deal with this troublesome fairy.
I focus my eyes on the trembling fairy in front of me. It looks like she is going to piss her pants, am I really that scary. At least I don't think so, gosh she's making me look like a real villain here isn't she.
'Hey system, am I scary'
[You are an abomination host. Looking at you makes me tremble in fear.]
Well great I should've expected that, this system and its sarcasm. We are going to have a big talk about this later.
Anyways, let's not get distracted. Back to the matter on hand.
Now don't worry boys and girls, I'm not a bully. Bullying is bad, I am definitely not one, however like a certain person... cough, cough Kazuma. I strongly believe that what you get is what you should receive. In fact, I am a representative of the true gender equality club. I am the vice president for a matter in fact.
"Ermgh... erm"
Time for the standard speech. I hope your ready little wind fairy.
"Little fairy, I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone "not being a man" when it's convenient. So please explain to me at this beautiful moment, why I should not kill you. No why I shouldn't brutally kill you."
After my perfectly nice and clear speech reaches the fairies ears, her face tenses up in dread.
"Please... kind…bug, have mercy don't kill me pwease!", she utters, tears swelling from her eyes.
An Oscar awarding performance, makes me feel really sorry for her. But wait a minute did she just call me a bug. Like I know that I am a bug but still, calling me that agitates me, I am the great Chinohana, mortal retract those words if you wish to live!
Well at least that's what I want to say. However, this whole intimidation to death thing is getting boring, like I stated before I am not a sadist, however I am not a push over at the same time either.
I've only got one factor. One important factor, this so very important factor will determine the outcome of this poor little fairy.
Whether it lives or dies, will not be determined based on one of my plenty of whims but instead by this important factor. By now I think that you should've got the message that this factor is very, very, very important.
Okay, now that I have over emphasised this point, let's get on with this.
First things first, getting her hopes up. This is standard procedures for a villain, give the victim hope. Make it look like they have a path out, well to be honest she does have a path out, I just haven't given it to her.
"What is your name fairy, speak it to me!"
"No, I won't give you my panties, I would rather die!"
Is this little thing stupid? Since when did I ask for its panties... well I wouldn't mind having them. Wait don't get distracted Chino this is all part of her plan.
'Deep breaths'
What a worthy adversary she is, I can't let my guard down. At least that's what I would say if she wasn't a complete loony. What is wrong with her head?
My tiny claws start trembling as I try my best to control myself into not killing her. Damn she's really making this difficult for me now isn't she.
I guess I'm going to have to say that one line, that anyone understands no matter how stupid or dumb they are.
" I said state your name fairy unless you want to die. Do you court death?!"
After my message gets across, I think that this time she understands, as a look of realisation appears on her face.
Guess this line is super effective, I should use it more often.
"Oh... I am so sorry; your grace please don't kill me your humbleness. I have a 95% certainty that you are not interested in my panties. Please spare, this foolish little fairy. My name is Remeil, your awesomeness and I plead that you please spare me"
The wind fairy Remeil gets on her knees, hands clasped together as she looks upon me as a saviour.
Wow, she really is playing the role of a devout believer. Makes me feel special, perhaps I should let her go. Nope!
"Well, Remeil, I shall give you a test. This test shall determine your fate so be ready. If you do not satisfy my conditions, I shall hand you a swift death."
Looking at my little sweet Remeil, a hint of darkness enters my eyes. Hopefully, she is ready for the trial that I have for her.
A small smile escapes my little cicada lips.
It's time to put my plan into action. Operation DeadEnd commence!
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𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐢𝐥'𝐬 𝐏𝐎𝐕
This great pressure before me, how was it coming from a mere bug.
My mind is confused, as I look at it in fear. If you were to ask me which was scarier this cicada or that spider, I would most definitely say this cicada!
It is truly terrifying, a being not to be trifled with.
Yet, when it asked me to state my name, the first thing to enter my mind was panties. Panties in a situation like this, I really am a pervert. Gulp.
When the words...
"No, I won't give you my panties, I would rather die!", escaped my lips I honestly thought that I would die. However instead of being swiftly ended, the cicada in front of me seemed to contemplate the idea and blushed for a bit.
It probably didn't notice the small change in its colour.
'Hehehe'
'What a naughty little female cicada', those were my thoughts, but they didn't dare escape the chasms of my mouth.
I could see a big red death flag appearing if I said those words.
The cicada asked me to state my name once again, this time though it came along with a strong aura.
I'd better answer its question, maybe appease it as well. Perhaps, I can get some brownie points.
"Oh... I am so sorry; your grace please don't kill me your humbleness. I have a 95% certainty that you are not interested in my panties. Please spare, this foolish little fairy. My name is Remeil, your awesomeness and I plead that you please spare me".
That should be good enough. Now please let me go, I want to leave right now.
Standing there I waited for a response from it. This should definitely work, right?
That was my most sincere apology, my apologies don't get any more sincere than that. Personally, I thought that it was rather fantastic. Yes, a panty worthy apology.
Hopefully, it works, fingers crossed.
"Well, Remeil, I shall give you a test. This test shall determine your fate so be ready. If you do not satisfy my conditions, I shall hand you a swift death."
'Test, test.... TEST!'
My mind goes blank at these words. What does this cicada want me to do?
I don't really have any faith in my abilities, please don't be difficult I don't want to die.
This all started because I stomped on a spider egg by accident. Therefore, it is the spiders' fault.
'Curse you spiders, now look at the predicament you've got me in'
That's it, spiders are going on to the top of my harassment list. I promise from this day that if I encounter a spider, I will relentlessly harass it until the day I breathe my last breath. That's if I survive today.
Well, whatever this task or challenge is, I've got to face it head on.
"I shall accept this test!"
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𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐚'𝐬 𝐏𝐎𝐕
It seems like the fairy Remeil is ready for my challenge.
'Fufufufu!'
Well let's begin then.
"Remeil... my ultimate test for you. The test that determines your fate as you know it is..."
I leave it with these suspenseful words, then move my eyes to the girl's face.
Sweat beads are dripping down her forehead, her teeth are clattering incessantly. She really is nervous isn't she.
Well, I better not keep her waiting too long, otherwise she might die from the suspense.
"My challenge for you, is for you to say these exact words.
It's not like I like you or anything, I just happened to have too much for lunch... baka baka.
Say that and make it very tsundere. YES VERY TSUNDERE!"
Remeil, who is waiting in anticipation, looks at me in a state of confusion.
"Tsundere? What's that?"
Nonononono. I forgot that people here wouldn't understand my earthling terms. Damn how is this going to work... hm I can't be bothered to explain it to her.
"Remeil that is the whole point of the test, If I told you what Tsundere meant then it would be too easy"
There you go, quick recovery. Phew. I just dodged a long explanation there.
Remeil looks at me for a while confused. But eventually she begins speaking...
" It's not like I like you or anything, I just happened to have too much for lunch... baka baka. So maybe one day... I might let you touch my panties okay", she says in a cutesy then aggressive voice.
Holy cows of the heavens, what's going on. She nailed it on the first time. The amount of tsun careful balanced out with the dere. Not too much, not too little. OMG. Is she a tsundere master? Of course, we deduct points for the little panty remark at the end but still a solid 9/10. Incredible.
For the first time today, I gain respect for Remeil. My heart even flutters a bit at her words.
'I guess it wouldn't be too bad to let her go. I mean she did pass my conditions, maybe I should invite her to my house. If we discount the crazy, she might not be too bad'
After coming to this conclusion, my eyes are set to bringing Remeil home with me.
"Remeil, well done you have passed. You shall not die today; however, you need to come to my house, I need to treat you with true cicada etiquette after that beautiful representation of a tsundere."
After saying this the girl looks at me in shock.
I wonder how things are going to go down.
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