Chapter 2: It Begins...
{Whoa! I'm floating in some mysterious dark void type area! I wonder why I am here and what's gonna happen! Thought the young, handsome, suave, cool, and smart soul floating in the void}
"Hey!"
{He then thought, hmm I wonder where that even more handsome and kind ROB is to grant me my wishes?!}
"I can see you though!"
{And of course, the young man cannot see the legendary ROB and is curious if he's gonna have to wait in the void for billions of years!}
"Oi, you better not leave me here for that long!!"
{And of course, the young man's thoughts were correct. He didn't know it but he's gonna have to stay in the void for 99999 billion years!}
"I swear to fucking you, don't you dare leave me here for that long you old ROB!"
{OI I"M NOT OLD Err}
"Yeah, I gotcha now hurry it up!"
Rob now pouting slightly responds to our non-idiotic MC, {;-; You're no fun! I was only gonna leave you here for a few billion years gosh!}
The MC, now realizing that he is dealing with a very childish ROB sighs mentally and responds, "I see well there's no need for that now, is there? It would be best if you get to why I am here."
Pursing his lips slightly in annoyance ROB responds {Fine, I didn't bring you here it was actually existence itself I'm not sure why, but I'm supposed to give you a few wishes and then send you on your way...}
'Ah, so I have the legendary plot armor, how useful!' Thought our MC, now curious as to why he was chosen...
"Okay then, are there any restrictions to my wishes or? Also how many do I get?!" Asked our MC, now quite excited!
Realizing that the topic was now a bit more serious, ROB also decided to focus, {No, there are no restrictions to your wishes and you get 3 specific wishes.}
'Shit' Thought our MC believing himself to be somewhat unlucky. Nevertheless, he steeled himself for what they were.
Noticing that MC wasn't going to talk ROB continued on, {The first wish you choose has to do with your physiology or embodiment even. Your second wish is related to your power, you can ask for any form of power or ability. And your last wish is to do with which world or universe you'll be born into. Simple but quite complicated, no? Take however much time you may need.}
'...' The MC could think of nothing at this point. It was simply too ridiculous! He had thought he'd only be able to wish for specific shit but now he knows he can instantly become OP!!!
Now realizing how crazy OP he can become, he took a moment to calm himself down so as to be able to answer ROB.
"I know what I want for all three wishes!" Spoke our MC nearly shouting due to the joy he felt at the moment!!
Slightly surprised at how quickly the MC made up his mind ROB sighed slightly at his childless but still responded, {Very well, quickly tell me your wishes and you'll be on your way.} While simultaneously thinking, 'I hope this child doesn't waste his wishes too heavily!'
"Ok!"
Our MC, now ready to speak his wishes, was so excited about the fact that he didn't even notice the growing pressure around himself that seemed it would snap at any moment!
And as he spoke the pressure seemed to suddenly amplify his next words as if what he spoke became the absolute!
"I wish to be [Perfection Embodiment]!"
*WOOoooooosh* And right as he said the final two words it seemed as if existence itself was crying out in joy at the birth of a new Legendary Being!
Not caring about the sudden feeling as well as the presumingly impossible sounds our MC continued with his second wish!
And as if awaiting what he'd say next, that same pressure appeared again, ready to burst out in excitement once again!
"I wish for [Meta Probability Manipulation]!"
*woosh* Right as he finished his last few words another sound cried out and oddly enough it seemed...underwhelmed?
And of course, being who he is our MC ig- was slightly annoyed at that but still continued on with his last wish, where he's going!
And although slightly less excited, the pressure once again appeared and filled the surroundings seeming to be curious as to where this young Legendary Being wishes to go!
"Errrr I don't really know where to go though..."He said, his face filled with curiosity on the topic.
*;-;* Needless to say but existence itself was a bit lost...
If it could have said something it would be akin to "WHY DID YOU MAKE ME THINK YOU THOUGHT THIS THROUGH!!"
Taking a moment and trying to think of where to go and what he wants to do with his newfound power. Finally deciding that it doesn't actually matter he spoke out, "Eh just send me to Marvel or something."
ROB having been broken from his stupor just a moment ago was once more shocked!
Rob: {;-;}
Existence: *;-;*
Taking a few moments to silently cry, ROB collected himself and replied, {Ahem, your wishes have been granted, goodbye Alex have fun.....I guess?}
Alex, now even more excited at the fact that his wishes have been fulfilled, replied in kind, "Goodbye ROB, and thank you for this, maybe I'll see you again sometime!"
{Err y-yeah sure thing! Bye!} And with his final reply, ROB waved his hand and Alex disappeared into the Marvel Universe!
Before Alex could respond to ROB he was quickly swept away by a weird and misplaced sound
*Bobah Bangah*
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Out of nowhere, a seemingly Perfect young man appeared in an alleyway in New York.
"Damn!" Of course, the Perfect young man being Alex seemed angry about something, did he experience pain when he got his powers?
"Damn, it seems like ROB doesn't want to talk to me...." Ah, it....Alex appears to be aggravated due to the treatment he got from ROB!
'I mean it doesn't really matter too much but I gotta fuck with him!' Thought Alex deciding to use his newfound power for good!
〖Oi ROB how's it going?〗
〖WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! HEY HOW DID YOU DO THIS!?!?!〗
〖Secret! Buh-bye ROB!〗
And with that, he cut the communication so as to get the last word!
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And with that, he cut the chapter so as to ge-finish the chapter?
Hey! I dunno bout you but I don't usually read the "Authors Thoughts" so Imma just leave something here!
Er, I don't really have anything to say tho... But hey, let me know your thoughts on this!
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