Chapter 273: He snapped.
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A while later
Yami was standing with Robin in the Palace, looking at a giant man, it was Orochi. Yami sneered in disgust "What the fuck is that..." Robin giggled and shook her head. Yachiru was on his shoulder in a chibi wolf form.
He walked around, unsure of what to do. Robin said "That's Kyoshiro, I'm going to gather intel. See if you can get anything from him." Yami nodded and said "No worries." Robin snuck out and Yami walked over, but was stopped by Orochi, who chuckled "O-Yami-chan~ Come here with Komurasaki. Heheh."
Yami paused and looked at him in disgust, Komurasaki looked at Yami and pursed her lips. She heard about the new Oiran to be, she heard she was cold and disdained everyone. It seemed the rumors were true, she doesn't even give Orochi face!
Komurasaki kind of admired Yami, little did she know, the 'she' was a 'he' and 'he' was about to throw up, looking at Orochi. Yami said "You?" Orochi nodded and Yami snorted "Sure." before walking away and shaking his head.
Orochi was stunned and said "Eh?" Komurasaki said "Orochi-sama~ O-Yami-chan is like that. You have to show her your charms~!" Orochi said "Ah yes! Of course! I've heard the rumors! Hahaha!" he walked over with Komurasaki.
Yami sat at Kyoshiro's table, Kyoshiro looked at him and said "Scram, woman." Yami grinned and said "Rather not." as he pointed behind him at Orochi, who was waddling over. Yami looked at Kyoshiro and saw the disgust flash in his eyes.
Yami grinned before flipping to cold as Orochi said "O-Yami-chan, join me for a drink. I have the best Sake in Wano!" Yami said coldly "I don't drink." Kyoshiro looked at Yami, Orochi was stunned and scratched his head.
Komurasaki flashed a sneer at Orochi before smiling softly "O-Yami-chan, I'll drink with you. It's a special occasion after all~" Yami looked at her blankly and she smiled cutely. Orochi looked excited and Kyoshiro narrowed his eyes.
Yami groaned and said "Fine." Komurasaki clapped and smiled happily "Yay!" Yami went to drink with Komurasaki and, unfortunately, Orochi, thankfully, Orochi went on a tirade about the prediction by Toki.
Yami drank from a bowl, unlike a lady. Komurasaki blinked at him and he said "Sorry." and changed posture, drinking more like a Geisha. Komurasaki was confused and suddenly heard Toko giggle, Orochi went crazy and grabbed Toko to kill her, but Komurasaki stopped him and gave him a tight slap.
Robin ran in and caught Toko, retreating to Yami's side as Orochi turned into... Yamata no Orochi. Yami spat "Still disgusting..." as he leaned back on his hand, bringing the bowl to his lips and drinking. He had a slight blush on his face.
He really didn't drink.
Something always happened when he drank.
It was never anything good.
Robin coughed and Yami threw his bowl on the ground, sighing and licking his lips. Robin said "Fuck, Yami. You just had to not drink!" Yami chuckled and said "Whatever! Hehe~" Kyoshiro 'killed' Komurasaki as Robin escaped with Brook and Nami. Yami stood up and loosened his Kimono, taking his sword out of his hair as he took out a snail microphone, saying "Yo, cow guy... Can I kill this clown?"
Law was silent for a moment before saying "Are you drunk?" Yami chuckled "Yep!" Law said "That's not good..." Yami said "I'm gonna do it anyway." he tapped the sword on Yachiru's head and it reverted to normal size.
Yami walked forward and giggled "You look like Kaido... Is he really a dragon?" Orochi turned to Yami, saying "O-Yami-chan?!" Yami said "I'm not a woman! You moron. Fuck, how frustrating! Oh, Yami! You're so pretty, just become a Geisha! You'll be the best! Blah Blah Blah~!"
Everyone was stunned, Orochi was so shocked he didn't notice Komurasaki, giggle on the ground. Kyoshiro tapped on her arm with his foot and she stopped.
Yami swayed and said "I'm tired of it! I'm a man! I have a dick! I'm not a fucking woman! You disgusting abomination! I'm going to slaughter you for hitting on me! You're all freaks! I hope you know that." he unsheathed Crimson and stepped forward, adding "Creeps! Freaks! Jerks! Horny bastards! Masochists! Cucks! Simps! I purposely treated you like shit!"
He trembled in rage and Yachiru hid in his Kimono, a little scared. This was it, he was finally blowing up. It was due time. She took out, the snail thing and said "Message to everyone. He snapped." Sanji said "Oh fuck." Robin said quickly "Wait! We're not out of the Palace yet!"
Yachiru said worriedly "I would really hurry up. He's not really sober right now." Robin cursed "Fucking..." before nothing. Nami's voice said "You're a go, We're flying away." Yachiru said "Good. Plans are fucked though." Law just sighed.
Yami shouted "YOU FREAKS ARE HUMILIATING ME!" he slashed up and a dark purple slash that crackled with Conqueror's Haki flew out from his sword. Kyoshiro was stunned and grabbed Komurasaki, running away extremely fast. Komurasaki looked at the Palace from Kyoshiro's back in awe.
Yami roared in rage and stabbed at the ground.
A giant pillar of purple flames blew up from the ground and smashed the entire Shogun's palace to smithereens, forming a giant Oni in the middle of the curved tree. The citizens were terrified and the Beast Pirates were stunned.
The Oni loomed over the city and roared, blasting Conqueror's haki out into the entire Flower Capital. The crew, the allies, and Law were stunned, completely stunned.
Yami roared in pure rage, shouting "DIE!" as he slashed everywhere, killing everything and burning them all to ashes. It didn't matter who, he was completely out of control. Good thing the women escaped. Orochi, the bad guys, and the ninja weren't so lucky.
They completely disappeared from the world. Every single one of them, drifted off into the wind as ashes.
Very cinematic.
Yachiru looked at the... nothing really, but an apple at Yami's feet suddenly changed into a devil fruit with 7 stems that looked like snakes. She picked it up and put it in her bag. Yami was breathing heavy and ripped his kimono off, wrapping the scarf around his neck and leaving the compressed shorts on as he jumped off the tree and disappeared into the Capital, his scarf fluttering in the wind as the Dark Purpled Oni fizzled out with a low growl.
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