Chapter 315: Chapter 304: Infinite Stratos 6
(Umaru Perspective) (Himouto! Umaru-chan)
Mirko and Medaka's exoskeletons can absorb and distribute the force of impact, allowing both women to push their physical abilities beyond their limits.
Medaka's skill is called The End, which allows her to analyze skills and use them at %120 of the power, which means that she will always be stronger than her opponent.
Medaka's skill can replicate special skills from other worlds such as Mirko's quirk or Esdeath's ice, but she cannot replicate physical abilities or copy abilities that involve a body mutation, for example, she cannot imitate the speed of Mirko, Eto's kagune or the absurd regeneration of Kiss-Shot.
Another problem is that Medaka also copies the secondary effects, so she can't use Esdeath's teigu since she cannot suppress the demonic voices.
Despite these limitations, Medaka has an overwhelming amount of strength, and with the help of the exoskeleton, she can be ranked as an invincible shonen protagonist.
On the other hand, Mirko's exoskeleton has special modifications that help her resist the pressure of the wind. Now she is close to reaching supersonic speed without her body being destroyed by wind resistance.
Medaka, Mirko, and Chifuyu were the first to rush against the enemies.
Although all three are heroic women who believe in justice, they were willing to destroy the infected in order to advance toward the creature in the black puddle.
Behind them was Hiroki to cover the backs of both women.
Hiroki wanted to lead the attack to show off in front of the waifus, but his strength is not enough to lead the attack, although Paranoia-chan warned me that that idiot is hiding his true strength.
Stupid protagonists who want to pretend to be weak and then act like smug assholes…
Eto used her kagune to become the One-Eyed Owl, though her form differs from the final form that appears in the manga. My brother's food had caused her kagune to mutate, becoming bigger, stronger, and more resistant, in addition to her having greater control of her power.
She wanted to hide her true power since she didn't fully trust the chat room members, but the current situation gave her no room to hide her abilities.
Eto's new form had eight arms and was so big that she could crush tanks. She used two of her hands to cover Mei Xueyan and we rushed toward the puddle of black blood.
Mei Xueyan must save the most energy so that she can eliminate the evil god in a single attack.
The Infinite Stratos waifus and I were on Eto's back while using our weapons to fire at the enemies.
Above us, Esdeath was freezing the air to run in the air to protect us from the giant tentacles that were trying to crush us.
Although Eto's new form is very strong, she is also too big making her an easy target to attack, so Kiss-Shot was the busiest person since she was taking out the strongest enemies.
The ground began to break apart and slender tentacles as wide as a human finger emerged from the cracks, but unlike the giant tentacles, these tentacles were covered in spines as well as being much faster.
The strange skill Paranoia-chan gave me improved my eyesight to the point that I saw the tentacles in slow motion, but my reaction speed was still poor and I couldn't shoot the tentacles when they grabbed Kiss-shot's leg.
Kiss-Shot didn't attack the tentacle, instead cutting off her own leg.
Although that seemed like an exaggeration, I could see that the thorns had sucked all the blood from the leg in less than a second.
Those things are dangerous...
[Kiss-Shot: Don't let the thorns touch you, those things attack vitality, even I felt a chill]
Something that can hurt Kiss-Shot is something that can kill us in a second…
We did not stop advancing and at each step new enemies and attacks arose. It was like facing a Final Boss that evolves for each attack it receives...
We had no time to talk or argue, we were totally focused on advancing and defending ourselves.
In less than a minute, we were about to reach the puddle of black blood, but Eto's giant body had already lost five limbs that were not regenerating.
Mirko, Medaka, and Chifuyu were injured and started having trouble fighting. Even Hiroki seemed worried, though I have a feeling he's not worried about the lives of the waifus, but rather the damage to his toys...
The Infinite Stratos waifus were anxious and began to make small mistakes that caused them injuries.
The only reason we hadn't died is that Esdeath and Kiss-Shot were doing their best to protect us.
Esdeath's ice army had been totally destroyed, but they bought us a few seconds to get closer to the evil god.
The upper half of the evil god had broken out of the puddle of black blood and I was finally able to see its appearance.
The evil god appeared to be a young girl with a flat chest and long, tentacle-like hair.
I can't tell if the girl was beautiful as her face barely looked human, I could only recognize that it was the face of a woman.
Instead of eyes, she had a pair of white lights that caused a sinister feeling to look at.
She had no mouth or lips, but her face moved as if she was saying something, it was like seeing a person with lips stuck together trying to speak.
The evil god's body seemed to be made of ink as black blood dripped from her body, but perhaps that was because her legs hadn't emerged from the puddle of blood yet.
What was striking was that, on top of her head, she had something resembling a pair of small ears and a golden angel-like halo. Those two details caused her to be a little adorable despite the extreme terror that her presence generated.
I am very afraid.
I am completely terrified.
But at this point, we can no longer go back.
My friends are not going to stop, and I don't want to lose them.
Gritting my teeth, I raised my rifle and aimed it at the evil god's face.
I fired the red energy bullet and watched in slow motion as the energy beam headed for the evil god's face, but before the bullet hit her face, the red energy turned gray and then fell to the ground as if that were a piece of stone.
Petrification…
Is that thing Medusa?!
No, no matter who that evil goddess is, we have to escape.
I couldn't warn the others to escape from here, Hiroki had taken out a strange dagger with a pink glow and rushed towards the evil goddess while he was ignorant of the plan we had prepared.
That bloody idiot!
No, maybe he knows something...
Hiroki used overwhelming speed that outpaced Mirko, Medaka, and Chifuyu. He leaped at the evil goddess and swung the dagger to stab the goddess in the face.
The evil goddess raised her left hand and intercepted the attack. The dagger did not pierce the goddess's hand, she did not even scratch it.
The evil goddess tilted her head as Hiroki's face filled with disbelief. It seemed that they were both confused as to why she wasn't hurt.
Hiroki didn't have time to react as the goddess's hair moved, the tentacles gripping the robotic arms of Hiroki's IS.
Everything happened in a matter of seconds, I can't even understand what I'm seeing, I just saw that Hiroki's body started to be covered with a layer of gray stone.
Medaka, Mirko, and Chifuyu had to ignore the enemies and rushed to rescue Hiroki, but it was too late, the stupid boy turned into a stone statue.
The three women had neglected their defenses for wanting to save the idiot.
In horror, I watched as the three women were brutally attacked by the creatures.
Chiyufu took a blow that broke several ribs, Medaka's arms were broken, and Mirko lost a leg.
Mirko ignored the pain and grabbed the two women, then used her remaining leg to jump as far as he could from the enemies, but a monster the size of a truck struck Mirko, throwing her onto the pavement.
I couldn't see if she was still alive, I could only watch as the monsters rushed toward the three women.
My chest ached, and my eyes filled with tears, but all I could feel was endless fury.
I ignored everything and started shooting at the goddess, but all my bullets were petrified before hitting her.
From the sky, I saw Esdeath fall to the ground. I don't know what happened, but it seemed like her body was crushed by a giant tentacle.
She didn't move anymore...
Kiss-Shot stopped protecting us and used her higher speed to attack the evil goddess.
This made the monsters able to attack us and in an instant, the women of Infinite Stratos were no longer by my side.
The ground under my feet trembled and it was only at this moment that I noticed Eto's condition.
The monster-like kagune disappeared and we fell to the ground.
Eto was on the ground. Although her body didn't seem injured, blood was flowing from her eyes, nose, mouth, and ears.
I don't know if she's still breathing...
I had no time to worry, no time for anything.
I can see that everyone is moving in slow motion and that allows me to see the entire battlefield, but I don't have the strength and reflexes to do anything.
I saw that Kiss-shot arrived in front of the evil goddess, but it was too late. The goddess had completely emerged from the puddle of blood.
A tentacle of the goddess struck Kiss-Shot's sword.
That sword had been capable of destroying thousands of monsters, but it was shattered with a single blow.
Kiss-Shot's arms turned to stone, but she tried to kick the goddess's face.
Her foot stopped an inch from the goddess's face. A tentacle stopped Kiss-Shot's leg, another tentacle hit her in the abdomen which threw her away, only her leg was left in the hands of the goddess.
Kiss-shot landed in front of me so I rushed towards her as the petrification in her arms was advancing toward the rest of her body.
I quickly raised the semi-automatic rifle and fired at her shoulders to cut off her arms.
She will be fine, she can regenerate, these injuries don't matter...
Then why…
Why isn't she regenerating?!
I remembered a scene from Kizumonogatari and held Kiss-Shot so that her mouth pressed against my neck.
"Quickly, drink my blood!" – The fear of losing my friend made my voice tremble.
I don't know what happened to Mirko and Medaka. Eto and Esdeath do not move. I don't see Mei Xueyan.
At least, I must at least save Kiss-shot…
God, if you exist, let me save my friend…
I felt Kiss-Shot's fangs pierce my skin.
I'm scared of the injections and the pain, but I'm more scared of losing my friend.
The tears were preventing me from seeing properly so I had to release one of my arms from the IS as the robotic limbs won't let me dry my tears. Shit design.
When I wiped away my tears, I felt that Kiss-Shot was no longer biting my neck which made me feel relieved, but when I turned my gaze toward her, my heart almost stopped.
She had turned into a stone statue...
I couldn't…. I couldn't save her…I couldn't save anyone....
No…
Please…
My friends…
Brother... where are you...
Help me…
"The Cage of the World!"
Mei Xueyan's scream made me regain hope.
It is true, she can the laws of the world, nature, and space itself.
In the center of the square, I saw Mei Xueyan stretch out her hands. In front of her, she had appeared a translucent cube that contained the evil goddess.
The cage seemed to be made of glass, but that was a power that manipulated spatial laws to create an absolute vacuum.
"The Power of the Universe transforms Heaven and Earth!" - Mei Xueyan made a circle with her hands and a Yin Yang symbol appeared in front of her. – "The first move punishes the galaxy; the second move punishes the stars; the third move punishes the entire starry sky; the fourth move punishes the sins of the heavens…!"
The darkness of the sky cleared, and a gigantic golden sword emerged from a hole in space.
"Tian Fa Heaven Punishing Sword!" – Mei Xueyan pointed at the evil goddess and the golden sword descended to attack her.
The sword pierced through the glass cage and struck the goddess. A large golden explosion made me close my eyes for a moment, when I opened them again, I saw Mei Xueyan standing in front of a large cloud of smoke that covered the place where the goddess used to be.
It's over…
Mei Xueyan took off her hood, and I saw that her beautiful face was covered in blood.
She smiled kindly at me, but that just gave me a bad feeling.
My brother forced me to learn how to lip read and also speak Chinese so I understood what she said.
"Run…" – Mei Xueyan could only say that, then her body turned to stone…
I was left alone...
No, I still have someone left...
Paranoia-chan…
There was no answer…
From the cloud of dust, the evil goddess began to walk toward me.
Paranoia-chan…
Are you there?
Please…
Do not leave Me…
I'm scared…
Please…
I don't want to die...
I do not want to be alone…
Paranoia…
Brother…
Mommy…
The evil goddess was standing in front of me. Her hand was extended to my face.
I will also die...
With my last strength, I raised the rifle and fired at the goddess until the rifle's energy ran out.
All the bullets turned to stone, then the bullets fell to the ground and turned to dust without a trace, just like my hopes.
I stared into the goddess's eyes.
I didn't think to beg, I don't even have tears anymore.
I could only accept the situation, I'm going to die.
The goddess's hand came close to my face, but I did not close my eyes.
There is no point in being scared, fear will not help me in an unavoidable situation.
I saw how the hand was about to take my face, but the goddess stopped before touching me.
A second passed, ten seconds passed, a minute passed. The goddess stayed still and for some reason, I was still alive.
I didn't understand what was happening, but I noticed something strange.
The goddess seemed to want to touch me, but something was stopping her.
I looked more carefully and noticed something strange about the goddess.
There was a subtle purple light covering the goddess's body, it was the same purple light that sometimes appears in Paranoia-chan's eye.
She didn't abandon me...
I wanted to cry with happiness, but I think I have no tears left.
The goddess's body began to tremble and suddenly she knelt down. No, it would be better to say that an invisible force pushed her body against the ground.
I looked at the evil goddess, she was trying to move, but her body was sinking into the ground as if the gravity around her was crushing her.
…I think I understand…
I am so stupid.
Paranoia-chan said that the goddess wouldn't be able to hurt me and that it was better if I approached the puddle of blood by myself.
I didn't realize it because of the anxiety, but while I was on Eto's back, the creatures and the tentacles never attacked me, they only attacked the other women.
I was a coward and that's why my friends are dead….
I should have listened to Paranoia-chan… it's all my fault…
Hiroki is right, I'm useless...
My brother is right, I'm an idiot...
My father is right, I should not have been born...
"Hey Listen! Stop crying you idiot hamster or the siscon dog is going to confiscate my food!"
…. What's that?!
"Hey Listen! Damn useless women, you bunch of jerks can't do anything without a man! Fucking feminism, empowering stupid women who are useless without a dick filling their holes!"
[…: 1000101….. Q-Q 1001010 >-> 01]
Paranoia-chan! Are you here!
"Hey Listen! Fuck you, you stupid piece of shit, you said there was zero chance of danger, but now the fucking hamster has depression!"
[…: 10001110…..Q-Q]
"Hey Listen! That's not going to matter to the fucking siscon! You should have predicted that stupid otaku wouldn't listen to you!"
[…: 100001 7n7]
"Fuck you, even if it was my idea, you were happy to help!"
[…: Q-Q]
"Shit shit shit shit! Damn Oedipus is going to be furious when he finds out that his stupid sister had suicidal thoughts!"
...
Why am I looking at Navi from The Legend of Zelda?
No, more importantly, can he see my chat room?
Paranoia-chan knows him?
What's going on?!
"Shut up!" – I screamed with all my might, all the stress has exceeded my tolerance limit. - "What's going on?!"
"…" – Navi stopped screaming and looked at me, even though he doesn't have eyes. – "Hey Listen! Don't yell at me you idiot bitch, I'm the fucking protagonist of this fucking shitty story and only I can shut up the idiots! Now kneel before my greatness, you uneducated idiot!"
….
I want to hit that thing.
[…: <3]
"Hey Listen! I just prevented the death of stupid brainless waifus and no one thanks me! Fuck, fuck all you fucking morons! Aaaahhhh that bloody bastard took my food and now his stupid sister dares to interrupt my glorious monologue! They're all fucking idiots!"
…. Navi is yelling all kinds of insults, but his voice seems full of joy...
I don't even know if that thing is the same Navi as the fairy in The Legend of Zelda, I just know I'm not in the mood for this crap.
Wait, the fairy said something about saving waifus…
Could be…
I quickly looked around at my surroundings.
All the creatures were on the ground while the purple light covered them. The weaker creatures had turned into pools of black blood, but that didn't matter.
Mirko, Medaka, and Chifuyu, the three of them had horrible injuries that should have killed them, but a golden light covered their bodies. That light seemed like some kind of holy power as their wounds were healing at a visible speed, even Mirko's rabbit ears had grown back.
Eto, Esdeath, and Kiss-Shot were also covered in the golden light. Kiss-Shot was still a stone statue, but slowly, the stone began to disappear.
The Infinite Stratos waifus were in the same condition. Some of them were missing limbs and one of them had even been split in half, but their expressions looked like those of people sleeping comfortably while their bodies regenerated.
I noticed something else. All the waifus had wedding rings which seemed to be the source of the golden light.
The women who had lost their arms had their wedding rings taped to their foreheads with duct tape that plumbers use…
"And that's why everyone should kneel down and pray to me every Tuesday! 2x1 Tuesdays at KFC will be the day the almighty Navi will be recognized as the smartest and coolest leading man in the fucking multiverse muahahahahahaha!"
I didn't hear Navi's monologue, but it didn't matter, no matter how unbearable his voice was, at this moment I felt endless gratitude.
I took off the IS and quickly hugged the noisy fairy.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you…" – I don't know when I started crying, but it didn't matter, my friends are alive and that's all that matters to me.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH LEAVE ME DAMN DISGUSTING CREATURE! I'm allergic to cheesy shit! Aaaahhh! Somebody call animal control, some fucking rodent wants to infect me with the black plague!" – Navi began to shake violently, but I didn't want to let go.
Suddenly, Navi disappeared.
"Shit! I'm going to throw up, you fucking idiot!" – Navi appeared several meters away so I tried to catch him. – "Aaaahhh don't come near! Get away from me you fucking idiot with the smell of a League of Legends player!"
"I don't smell bad!, now let me hug you!" – I chased the fairy.
I feel so happy that I don't even care about the insults.
The fairy rose in the sky to avoid me. – "Hey Listen! Thank your stupid brother! That fucking siscon ruined my vacation and made me come here to save your ass!"
…
B-Brother? He did this?
"Where…" – I felt my heart race. – "Where is my onii-chan?!"
I know my brother hates when I call him onii-chan so I call him that when we meet. I like to tease him...
But this time is different. My brother continues to protect me.
He gave me special food to protect me from Hiroki's skills. He sent me Paranoia-chan to keep me safe. He sent Navi to save my friends…
My brother… he is always protecting me…
I want to hug him… No, I need to hug him!
"Hey Listen! The siscon dog is busy cleaning up the shit you caused, but he'll be here soon! Ahahahahaha that idiot will have so much migraine he'll want to vomit his brain hahahahaha!" – Navi seemed happy talking about my brother's misfortunes.
[…: 10001 7-7]
"Oh shit, I forgot!" – Navi disappeared and reappeared, but this time he was holding what looked like a small drill.
How does he hold things if he has no hands or mouth?
No, I really don't want to know.
Navi tossed the drill in front of me. – "Hey Listen! On the breastless brat's neck is a seal of slavery, use this to break the seal and we'll get you an assistant until the dog can come!"
…. Breastless brat? Seal of slavery?
There is so much information that my head hurts.
[…: 100001 7-7]
"Hey Listen! I'm not a fucking NPC! I'm not going to explain things to the idiot hamster, that's your job!"
[…: …. 01010 7-7]
"Hey Listen! It's not my fault you're an idiot and only know how to use the language of the void! You are as ignorant as an orphan girl in a third-world country!"
[…: ….]
I'm getting more and more confused...
"Hey Listen! Hey, idiot hamster!" – I think Navi is referring to me… - "This idiot will serve as a translator! Quick, releases the seal of slavery on her to put a new leash on her…! Ahem, I mean, give her freedom of choice, human rights and that nonsense shit"
Navi seemed to point to the evil goddess…
I looked at the goddess.
I feel a deep hatred.
My friends suffered, they almost died, and it's all because of her...
"Hey Listen! Hey idiot, don't you dare kill my partner's future bitch!" – Navi's voice stopped being cheerful.
"But…" – I meant that the goddess should be destroyed, she had hurt my friends and she was too dangerous.
"Hey Listen! If you want to hate someone then hate the fucking shota incubus! That idiot made a deal to get a harem of submissive bitches, but his plans went to shit hahahahaha!" Navi began to laugh. – "Good job idiot hamster, you ruined the shit of that imbecile ahahahaha!"
Shota incubus... Hiroki?
I looked at Hiroki and he was still a stone statue. It's a good thing he didn't get a wedding ring from my brother, that would make me vomit.
So he's an incubus, plus he caused all this mess.
It was all his fault, his stupid lust endangered my friends…
I must kill him before Mirko and Medaka wake up.
"Hey Listen! I like your bloodthirsty look, but you can't kill the jerk who grew up without motherly affection and therefore sees women as sex toys!" – Navi prevented me from going to look for a weapon. – "That jerk is the core of the chat room! If he dies, the waifus die and only you will survive! You'll have to wait until my partner comes so he can disarm the jerk's soul!"
….
I clenched my fists until my nails dug into my palms and blood filled my hands. - "Fine…"
"Hey Listen! There are other ways to screw up that jerk's life! You just have to follow my ideas muahahahahaha!" – Navi has no face, but I feel that he has an evil smile.
Is it a good idea to listen to this idiot?
[…: e.e]
So it's not a good idea...
"Hey Listen! This will be good for the dog to have more holes to fill in!"
[…: ...... n.n]
Should I listen to Navi?
[…: n.n]
…
Will my brother be angry?
[…: ….]
…
[…: ….]
…
[…: ….]
I'll take that as a yes.
[..: Q.Q]
Well, at least now I'm sure that my brother is the best, and I also know that he won't abandon me.
Enduring my brother's punishments in exchange for making Hiroki suffer... It's worth it.
I need to make him suffer, I want to make him cry, he must wish he were dead... I won't forgive him for causing pain to my friends...
For now, I will follow Navi's instructions.
"Hey Listen! Muahahahahahahahahaha! Let's humble the characterless generic fanfic protagonist who is only good for virgin jerks to masturbate while fantasizing about fornicating with a harem of waifus! Ahahahaha stupid otakus with no feminine affection, only losers masturbate to drawings when real women exist!"
….
I have a feeling that Navi is the cause of my brother's bad mood.
Also…
"I like hentai and doujins!" – I frowned.
"Pffffffff ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you fucking loser hahahahahahahahaha!" – Navi fell to the ground while she laughed. – "Surely you masturbate with hentai of brothers! You deny being a brocon, but you are an incestuous pervert who masturbates thinking about her brother's dick! Ahahahahaha!"
….
I'm not going to argue with this idiot.
[…: …]
I have not done it!
I'm not a pervert with a fetish for my older brother!
I haven't masturbated while playing a little sister-themed eroge tying her big brother to the bed and forcing him to be her sex slave!
[…: …]
I-It was only once!
[…: …]
It was only twelve times! But that was because the game has illustrations by my favorite artist!
[…: …]
You're my friend, you shouldn't judge me!
[…: -3-]
…
Aaaahhh!
Please don't tell my brother.
I'm serious, I'm not in love with him, but he's the only man I've seen naked, and even though his body is full of scars, he has a good body…
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I need to tell this to the do, I want to see his face turn green! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
…
I want to die.
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Author's Note:
Well, I was researching how to fix the ban that was given to this novel and it seems it's because of the special symbols like the ones I use when Paranoia-chan speaks.
Things like black squares will disappear, but hey, I'll think of something.
I will have to find and remove each special symbol so this will take time...
Well at least I won't have to kill myself, that's good news.
Finally, a hug.
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