Chapter 19: Chiggy Wiggy
We were standing infront of practice Area 44. We followed Anko here and the whole time i was looking at her ass. Yeah, on my defense she has a great ass, I mean, Really great.
" Welcome, to the stage for your second exam, Practice Area 44, also known as, 'The forest of Death' And you will soon find out why it's called Forest of Death". Anko informed
As she finished, I took out my self made chocolate bar and start eating eat. I may not have all the resources to make it like the original but i do have elements to make up for that. I noticed everyone is watching me.
" What are you doing?" Anko asked me.
" Eating " I answered like it wasn't obvious.
" Why?" At this I give her a look that says 'Are you stupid?'.
"...Coz I'm... hungry? You want some?" I ask her half hearted. I also notice Choji staring at my chocolate, Key word 'My'.
So i do what any friend would do. I licked whole chocolate and looked at him " Want some?" I offered him.
He looked at me like betrayed him or something. Yeah, I don't share food.
" Troublesome " Shikamaru muttered.
" Brave one, aren't you." Anko said and took a kunai out of her holster and threw it at me.
I could see it coming towards me, i wasn't worried but i moved my chocolate out of tge way, and the kunai gazed my cheek, Blood trickled down.
Anko appeared behind me and whispered in my ear "Kids like you die early" She then grabbed my shoulders and licked my wound. But just as her tongue touched my face, i turned my head to face her and... now she is licking my lips. I'm confused, should i take it as an invitation?
" If you wanted to kiss me, you could have asked... I wouldn't mind, You pervert." I whispered the last part so only she can hear.
She is surprised and let go of my shoulders. She gains her posture back and enter her... whatever mode she was in previously.
A guy... or girl appeared behind her with his tongue wrapped around kunai and kunai pointed at Anko neck.
" Here's... Your... kunai.." He hissed, no i mean literally hissed. Then i remember, Oh Damn, this is that pedophile (Orochimaru).
" Thanks but don't sneak up behind me... if you value your life." Anko replies
Is she an Idiot? How can she still not recognise him after this. Is this Old fart's plan or something, Nah but I can't rely on my anime logic alone.
Then she gave us all an agreement form and explained the rules and conditions of the exam. After signing these forms, we are to submit it at the booth near us and we'll be given a scroll.
"It's a no rule scroll battle. There are two scrolls heaven and earth, You need to make it to the tower in the middle of the forest with both the scrolls. There 44 locked gates around the forest and teams will enter at the same time from different gate. There are 78 students, that means 26 teams, half will get the Heaven scroll and other half will get earth scroll. But there is a time limit, the test will last exactly 120 hours that means five days."
"what about the food?" Choji asked.
" You are on your own." Anko replied in a cold tone.
" Now I'll talk about what will disqualify you. First, Those who don't make it to the tower with both scroll, within time limit. Second, those who lose a teammate or those who have a teammate killed. As a rule there is no quitting in the middle, you will be the in the forest for 5 days and one more rule, you must not look inside the scroll until you make it to the tower. A chunin is trusted with Important information." Anko finished explaining the rules.
I read the form and signed it. After submitting the forms we got our scroll. We got the Earth scroll.
The exam began and we rushed inside without delay.
We were jumping from branch to branch, I made 10 shadow clones and they scattered, some of them to search for Karin, I know she was in the chunin exam but i don't know where. Even though i have Kaguya's Mind eye, it's range is not big enough to cover the entire forest.
" Hey, How about making a codeword in case we get separated." I suggest
" That's a good idea." Sakura nods in agreement
" So what's it go-" I was interrupted by big flames. We all jumped back to dodge, after regaining my balance i looked at my surroundings, my teammates were nowhere to be seen.
*RUSTLE*
I heard rustling of leaves, i turned around and saw a big ass snake looking right at me. Snake started hissing and moved his tail in my direction to capture or maybe attack me.
I jump back and take out two shurikens, I start spinning them and spew wind chakra from mouth to make it spin faster and sharper.
I throw one at snake and was about to throw the other but i see the snake tries to dodge the first one but shuriken is too fast and it splits its head in two, Snake falls on the ground, dead. I look at the other Wind shuriken in my hand and think what do i do with this. I overestimated the snake, welp still better than underestimating it and pay for that. Not thinking much about the shuriken, i throw it in air and it keeps going.
" Now lets search for Duck butt head and Trash." I say to no one in particular and start searching for my team.
( Outside the forest )
Anko was eating her Dango, She loved eating it. This wasn't her first Dango and definitely wasn't the last.
'The thing that blondie was eating smelled nice. Whatever, it can't be as good as Dango.' Anko Thought and was about take her next but felt danger and jumped back, just then a wind shuriken fell from the sky and cut the table and chair, she was sitting on in half and ground too, ruining her dango.
' I'm going to kill whoever did this, I swear on my Dango, I WILL avenge them.'
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(A/N: Sorry for the short chapter. Will update soon.
And always remember...
Laziness Is The Key )
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