Chapter 8: Opening the Newbie box.
"What's going on? Why are you people being so loud?!" The head of the Long family mansion, Long Da Dong shouted at the gossipy servants to silence them. He noticed a young man walking towards him, he is so handsome like an immortal descended in this mortal realm!
"Who are you?!" Long Da Dong was taken a back. 'Did one of our clan members offended this immortal?' He thought then he scanned the handsome immortal looking young man.
'He is only first level of Body Tempering stage? This Immortal must be using a rare stealth cultivation technique! It must be a trap.' Lot's of uneasy thoughts rushing to Long Da Dong, he was only a small fifth level of Core Formation stage and was only an ant in the eyes of immortals.
"Esteemed father what are you saying? You can not even recognize your own son?" Long Ao Tian said with disappointment on his face.
A familiar voice rang inside Long Da Dong's head. 'Isn't this the voice of Tian'er?'
Long Da Dong blinked twice then he rubbed both of his eyes then be closely stared at Long Ao Tian's handsome face.
"Fa-Father? Why are you staring me like that? I feels uncomfortable." Long Ao Tian's right corner of his mouth started to twitch he stepped back three times to stay away from his father's awkward actions.
"Are you really my trashy son?" Long Da Dong suddenly asked, Long Ao Tian felt a lot of invisible arrows pierced his body then he calmed himself.
"The hell is wrong with you old man?" Long Ao Tian mimicked the old habits of original Long Ao Tian when his father calls him a trash.
"Oh! You are indeed my waste of air and space son." Long Da Dong nodded then he smiled at angry looking Long Ao Tian. "Tian'er how did you became like this?!"
"I became what?" Long Ao Tian innocently asked like he didn't know what's happening.
"More handsome." Long Da Dong eagerly said, every man wants to be more handsome and Long Da Dong is one of it.
"Maybe because I didn't inherited most of your genes, I really thank the heavens for inheriting lots of genes from my esteemed mother." Long Ao Tian shamelessly said while acting like he's in deep thought.
"You brat! I'm seriously asking!" Long Da Dong suddenly knocked Long Ao Tian's head with his fist of love.
"Father seems like I unlocked a gigolo's daoist constitution after cultivating." Long Ao Tian said then Long Da Dong reached Long Ao Tian's left hand and checked his pulse.
"Indeed, your body have abundant pure Yang qi!! What kind of constitution is this?" Long Da Dong's eyes widened then he pulled his son towards the patriarch's office.
Pure yang qi can not be stored inside the normal body of a cultivator, one needs to refine it first to become spirit qi then use it to cultivate unless you have a daoist constitution that can use pure yang qi to directly cultivate it without refining it to spiritual qi. There are also cultivation techniques that can make a cultivator directly use Pure yang qi to cultivate but the Pure yang qi is combined with spirit qi the result of it is the regular yang qi.
"Did you tell anyone about this?" Long Da Dong is so excited to see that his son suddenly awakened a daoist constitution.
"Father you are the only person that knows my constisution." Long Ao Tian sat on the chair then he rested his back on the backrest of the chair.
"Good, explain to me what happened that time you awakened this constitution." Long Da Dong's eyes that are brimming with joy were locked on Long Ao Tian waiting him to tell his story.
"I cultivated for 3 hours then I noticed that I'm glowing with golden hue, I thought I'm going to advance my cultivation but nothing happened the I noticed that I became more handsome." Long Ao Tian caressed his invisible beard while telling Long Da Dong his bullshit.
"That's it?"
"Hmn, That's it."
"You didn't feel any surging incredible powers into your body?"
"Hmn, I indeed did not feel anything like that." Long Ao Tian lazily said then he yawned.
Long Da Dong felt he want to smack his son's face because of his answers.
"A daoist constitution is still a daoist constitution even if it's a trashy one. I need to research about it, you must remember don't tell anyone about this!" Long Da Dong seriously said then he sat on the chair. "You can go now, cultivate well."
"Okay father, I'm going back to my room now." Long Ao Tian lightly bowed his head then he left.
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"I hope this daoist constitution is recorded in the ancient books, or else I have to manually know what this daoist constitution do since the System didn't give any explanation about it." Long Ao Tian muttered then he slumped on his bed.
"The facts that I know about the Pure Yang Heavenly Body of Bliss, I can cultivate Pure Yang qi, Became more handsome and my dick became bigger. No matter what I think this daoist constitution is suited for gigolos."
"The biggest problem I'm facing today is what the fuck should I do to complete the suicide mission."
Long Ao Tian sighed then he remembered the other two things he got from the newbie pack, the Newbie Random Supreme grade Heaven tier Skill box and the Newbie random weapon type of your choice box. Long Ao Tian stood up and summoned the two boxes from his inventory.
"Hmm, I'll just open the Random Supreme grade Heaven tier Skill box first then select a suitable weapon to complement the skill in the other box." Long Ao Tian nodded then he opened the skill box, the whole box became light particles after it was opened then the light particles formed a old looking martial arts training manual with tattered brown colored cover and a words written on its cover, Thousand Ways of Beating Dogs.
[Ding!]
"This sound is really annoying." Long Ao Tian felt irritated because of bell ringing sound caused by the system.
[You received Supreme grade Heaven tier staff skill, Thousand Ways of Beating Dogs.]
"The creator of this skill have a good naming sense." Long Ao Tian was amazed to think that someone sarcastically named their lifelong skill.
[Do you want to learn Supreme grade Heaven tier staff skill, Thousand Ways of Beating Dogs?]
[Yes./No.]
"Yes."
The book became light particles then it formed a small grain sized orb then it flew towards and pierced inside Long Ao Tian's glabella.
Long Ao Tian closed his eyes then series of informations about the Supreme grade Heaven tier staff skill, Thousand Ways of Beating Dogs flooded his brain. Over an hour passed, Long Ao Tian opened his eyes and he smiled.
"This skill's name doesn't makes sense, it's made for destroying the world with a stick whoever senior made this is surely an outstanding man." Long Ao Tian nodded with satisfaction on his face then he gazed at the remaining box beside him.
He touched the the box and a floating prompt appeared in front of his eyes.
[Please select the weapon type of your choice.]
[Sword, Great Sword, Saber, Bow, Shield, Fan, Chains, Spear, Staff, Gauntlet, Hammer...]
There are lots of weapon types appeared on the list then Long Ao Tian selected the Staff.
[You selected Weapon type: Staff on your weapon of your choice.]
[Confirm./Cancel.]
"Confirm."
Like the first box he opened, the box became light particles and formed a staff, the staff is made of wood and it looks like a giant baseball bat.
"Eh? A wooden giant baseball bat?"
[You received Special Item: Bonk Stick.]
[Bonk Stick sends any horny being to the horny jail if you hit them in their head, The bonk stick is a personal weapon of Lord Shiba Doge of far away land, he is known to hate uncontrollable horny beings that's why he forge the Bonk Stick to teleport the horny to the horny jail to repent.
Warning: Stay away from this stick if you are horny.]
'What the fuck did I just got? Isn't this a certain meme on my old world.' Long Ao Tian was stunned while looking at the baseball bat looking staff.
"I wonder what kind of place is the horny jail?" Long Ao Tian thought then he stored the Bonk stick in the system's inventory.
After opening the boxes and received great items, Long Ao Tian tried to cultivate using the traditional way of meditating and sucking the spiritual qi in the air.
No matter what he do, this way of cultivating doesn't work.
"Is there something wrong with my cultivation technique? This is frustrating." Long Ao Tian shook his head then he heard a knock outside the door of his room. Long Ao Tian turned his head towards the door.
"Big brother it's me Ling'er." Said the voice behind the door.
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