Hubert gasped for air as his body was remade he was meet with an amazing sight a woman with red hair and glasses Hubert was almost happy he died but he went to heaven as a pretty girl heal him he waited for her angelic voice to calm his fears but could not enjoy it much as her face spilled into two like a mouth as the words left her skull.
while Hubert is screaming in horror how about I explain why she does that this is Jane a reporter on her biggest case yet even bigger on what the real white cheese filling Xdonalds uses but it was far from her mind as this young man had been wrongly tried by the Z corp oh and why her face does that well she is part of a subset of humans as sadly humans get very odd and experimental with their breeding when your far from galaxy 1 as a human said one day said I think I am gonna have a baby with a banana this cause many wars how this created this subset of humans expert are still trying to find the missing link that connects these events.
she handed Hubert a glass of water and asked so um Hubert what is your expires with X corps she wrote down on her notes with great speeds Hubert was not too sure um well, to be honest, I have never really heard of them Jane was mainly just shocked that this guy did not know how Z corp brought out nearly every food chain every media property every advertising firm nearly every company you can think of other than Daves bbq shop by portapotties.
but not the news they can't buy them well that is what Jane thought but their boss is already getting a deal to change ownership to them but not if she can prove they would screw over a customer like that their credibility would be destroyed. Hubert was mainly thinking about how he was shot and killed and then relived and how cold the floor was on his butt on this cheap space ship but mainly about how he died
but now that he thought about it he was basically being kidnapped but he could not really report it to the space police because yes of course there are space police because he is supposed to be serving time died really odd problem
ice snow whiteness is all Hubert saw as he looked out the window while thinking almost caught off guard by the pretty planet it looks kind of like a snowflake but planet size ice world was it name it was named by Jane father she proudly told Hubert telling many stories on how creative her father was but Hubert was not impressed ice world he said that is a bit lame and generic don't you think it's just calling the planet what it is Jane turned back sadly to sad he named it after her deceased mother her name was Ice and her last name was World as a memorial to her
it was a long awkward silence till they landed on ice world it seems like a type of festival was happening throw the streets many children crying many pairs of feet hurting and many rides so underwhelming Hubert found this very interesting he had not gone to many planets he mainly just lived in the space rental places so it was very strange to be able to feel real gravity, not the fake kind that wights everyone to hard down and brakes down all the time the real stuff Jane had to hold his hand because he was starstruck by this place but it did not last long as they were stopped by a bolder of a man and I don't mean he was a man like a bolder he was a bolder like a man.
oi their you got to pay the fees to step on the ice Jane tried to reason with him there just walking on the ice to get to her work but he informed them that X corp now owns all ice in the universe so it's their property if you want to walk on their property you need to pay the fee Jane groaned but she knew she could not do anything how do you own ice thought Hubert looked up at the man shyly
the man then pulled out a massive list of many reasons why them owning ice is for the good of the people the main one is if they own the ice you don't have to worry about more than one corporation or person owning it Jane paid the fee just to make this X corp robot to shut up but after that endeavor, Hubert entered the news building finding no one Jane just told him everyone left the computers can do what X corp wants this place to do
Hubert looked around a pretty boring looking office with computers typing by themselves he looked down at the screen of one um Jane the computers their just typing down X corp is a great company and giving ads for them. she sighed yeah they're supposed to do that but when we take down X corp we can get a real news team in here so then Hubert what kind of deep anger at X corp as they brought you down like this as they criminal you made you a wanted criminal of the galaxy so much any space cop would probably shoot you on the spot
Hubert thought for a moment and decide he was gonna take charge like how dad told him to and to be a real man and take charge so he pissed his pants and tears went down his face like a waterfall and whaled out calling out for his mummy like a mature adult should in this situation.
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