Chapter 71: I eat everything!
After my taunt, all of the monster vines miraculously got angry, apparent from the way they aggressively charged towards me. Don't ask me why my taunt was able to make them angry. I don't know either.
Well, anyway... Since Xiayen was uninjured because of whatever luck, or, perhaps, because of the plants not wanting to fiddle with an unconscious body, I made sure that she would stay uninjured, which I did by simply running away from where she is. Yep, I know it might sound very simple, however, that was indeed the best plan.
Unless you have a better one, almighty being that is watching me... You can tell me if you want... Hehehe...
Cough Cough
So... My brilliant plan was a success, because I had successfully managed to distract the vines. What had happened, was that the vines went back underground, since they weren't able to reach me any longer due to me going further and further away from them, and after a few seconds of them being underground, they came out of the ground again, closer to me, which was in an area further away from Xiayen.
While I was running, every vine around me seemed so angry as they shot their way towards me. I know they don't have any facial expression of course. You know… I was just able to feel their emotions from the way they shot straight towards me like my coom will in your mouth. You see... I'm something of an empath myself, and I can tell that you're blushing, lady luck~
I was just joking, please don't abandon me lady luck! I'll suck your toes if you want to! Yes! I definitely don't have a foot fetish!
Cough Cough
Anyway… With vines charging towards me from the back, the sides, and the front, I made sure to run even faster. This also meant, that I was simply running faster towards the vines in front of me. The reason why, is because it was actually my goal to collide with them first. They were the most threatening and opportunistic ones out of all of them, after all. Hence, with the both of my arms covering my face, and just a slight gap left in between for me to see, I bravely charged towards the vines in front of me, with the goal to consume them all.
*Splurt* *Splurt* *Splurt*
That is not the sound of me cooming!
Multiple vines stabbed my arms, yet they weren't able to completely pierce through them due to my thick muscles and strong bones. Everything was going according to plan, and indeed, I was willing to sacrifice a bit of pain in order to eat and recover those injuries that I got. It was a win win situation, since I didn't make any losses.
In conclusion, I get injured, I eat, I heal, and then I eat again until all of the vines are dead!
Muhahaha!
With such a plan set and already progressing, I spun my arm in order to coil the vines around my arm, and when there were enough vines on each of my arm, like spaghetti on a fork, I brought my arms towards my mouth to eat all of that spaghetti.
The taste was quite bad, but it wasn't too bad, thanks to my tongue having been developed into a more resistant one.
Like, right now, I could probably have some awfully tasting poison in my mouth without dying from its horrible taste. I was amazing! A bit ugly though…
You know what else was amazing…? My dic-! Cough Cough. Yes, indeed it is, but actually, what was amazing, was the fact that I was getting mad points from eating the vines. With me eating, I gained XP, and with me killing, I also gained XP, although few. Nonetheless, it was an absolute cheat! Haha!
"Strange…"
*Bam*
My intuition was telling me something. It was telling me that the vines wasn't the real threat, but that there was something greater below the spree of deadly and flexible vines. The question of course, is if I'm able to defeat whatever was underground. Because, honestly, the tunnel that led to another place wasn't too far, which is why I was also questioning the fact if I should just take Xiayen with me and run.
Yeah… I should probably do that…
Because the number of vines wasn't as much anymore, I was able to freely rush towards Xiayen without too much trouble up in my ass. Although I had become a bit more used to my strength, I knew for a fact that I still had to be careful about how much force I would assert on Xiayen's body when I pick her up from the ground.
Thankfully, I was able to control my strength and not crush Xiayen to death. Phew...
With Xiayen between my arms and my chest, I sprinted towards the tunnel that was big enough to fit me easily.
Xiayen's lying body was a bit curved down to the ground, since my arms only supported her legs and her neck, which honestly, was all done on purpose. Because in such a position, my arms protected her from the attacks that came from my sides, and with my head lowered, she was also protected from an attack that might come from above.
Like a princess from a fairy tail, she was safe in between this ogre's arms. Haha! It kind of reminds me of that one movie of an ogre and a donkey…
Anyway, I was fast enough to evade every vine that came my way. I was used to my body already, hence why, it wasn't much of a task for me to dodge the incoming vines with my powerful body.
Perhaps it's hard for you to understand my strength, so let me explain. Right now, with not even my current amount of total PP points, I can simply dash twenty meters far within one second. My skills were that amazing!
As a result of me being so fast, I was easily able to go through the large cave and reach the next tunnel. Oh, never mind… It's not a tunnel, but a stairway down.
'Wait… Is it? Why am I not going downwards then? I'm actually walking forwards! Is this an illusion or something?'
"Ah, sh*t. Now I'm cornered by all of these monstrous vines that finally found their way towards me…"
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Gifts
-- Gift
received Weekly Power Status
-- Power
Ranking 
-- Power
stone