Chapter 6: A Meeting Long Overdue {Part 2}
Key:
"Talking"
*Onomotopias*
'Thinking'
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The atmosphere was... incredibly awkward. I didn't know how to continue this conversation without making it any more awkward than it already was!
I coughed into my fist, and she rubbed her shoulder looking at the wall.
"Well..." I started, "what promise, exactly?" I asked.
"Oh, well I thought you would never ask! Since most Half-Genies live for a pretty long time, so I, being the genius that I am, decided to watch over his bloodline!" She said enthusiastically
"I mean, he helped me out a bunch when I needed it, so why couldn't I do it again?" She finished.
"..." I opened my mouth to speak, before closing and opening several times.
I settled on staying silent.
Apparently, my ancestor was Bolo?
Should I be concerned?
…Nah. I'll be fine.
"Well, Uh… Welcome to the future year of…" I checked my phone, "...2011. Welcome to Japan?"
She snorted, "Leave all that greeting stuff for the morning. You probably called me here for a wish right?"
I nodded
"Alright then. What's your wish?" She asked with dramatic flair.
"I don't see the point of all that drama, but my first wish" I emphasized the word first for a reason, "I want you to change my name to Kaito Katou."
She tilted her head in confusion, "That's it? No gold or extended life spans? Just a name change?"
"Yep. And when I say name change, I mean everything. It'll be like I was always named that."
She sighed, "...Alright I guess, one name change coming right up!"
She snapped her fingers, before a plume of purple smoke flys out of the lamp, enshrouding me in some…
I never thought I would find out what the color purple tastes like, but here we are.
"Done! Welcome to the world, Katou Kaito!"
I coughed, waving the smoke out of my face using my free hand, the other making sure I don't trip and fall, holding my dresser.
"Hey, Shantae? Is the smoke necessary?" I asked, irritated because my carpet is now fucking purple!
It was white!
She scratched her cheek, and giggled nervously, "Err… no?"
I point to the carpet.
"...oh."
"Yeah."
With a wave of her hands, the carpet bristles, before settling down once again, looking like it came straight from the factory.
She plops back onto my bed, laying on her back.
"So… how many wishes do I get? Are we talking the standard three or…?" I queried, wanting to see If I need to ration them.
What she said next however washed away my worries, "Nah. I got enough juice to make some really powerful things happen. Well, where'd you find my lamp anyways?"
Quick, think of a lie!
"Park." I said, my mouth moving faster than my brain.
"...Park?" She parroted back, confused.
"Park."
And the awkward silence was back. Fuck.
Wait, I have Magic Circuits now!
"Hey Shantae, could I get some books for beginners on Magic Theory, Magic Application, and any books on the Creation of Reality Marbles or Projection?"
She paused, before snapping her fingers again. This time without the unnecessary smoke.
Seven large books plopped onto my desk.
I sat up, before slinking over to them. I flipped the first one over, and it read:
'Magic Theory For Utter Goons' with a small note on the bottom corner that says-
…Oh shit.
Oh Shit!
Oh Shit Oh Fuck Oh Shit Oh Fuck Oh Shit Oh Fuck Oh Shit Oh Fuck Oh Shit Oh Fuck Oh Shit Oh Fuck Oh Shit Oh Fuck Oh Shit Oh Fuck Oh Shit Oh Fuck-!
"Hey, Shantae? Why do those say 'Property of Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg?" I managed to squeak out, my voice somehow not quivering like I was staring down some serial killer in an alleyway without a weapon.
…Or hands.
"Oh, those things? I found 'em in some old vampire dudes library in England." She waved off my concerns like it was nothing.
"Oh shit. Shantae, you've screwed us to hell and back."
I was about to tell her about who Zeltrech was when I was interrupted.
"Oh, I wouldn't say 'Screwed' specifically kiddo."
And there he was, the Master of Pranks and Trolling himself.
Kischur fucking Zelretch Schweinorg was chilling in my office chair, staring me down with his glowing red eyes, a suffocating pressure filling the room.
"Congrats kid. You're now my grandkid! Here's a Kalediostick." He threw a blue staff at me, decorated with a large blu and black bow, a star in its center.
"...what?" That is all I could say, the number of surprises piled onto me today made me numb.
He just chuckled good-naturedly. In a way only Grandparents could do.
"But-... Why me in particular?"
"Why not you?"
…I didn't have an answer to that.
"Just remember this Kaito-chan! Her lewdness is a great nightmare, her anus is defenseless." He said as if he was spreading the words of God!
And is he calling me a fucking child?!
"Don't quote that FSN Visual Novel you old vampiric prick-!"
"Bye! *Poof!*"
He-
He Just-!
He was there, and now he isn't!
The fucker just referenced that Fate/Stay Night Visual Novel!
What the fuck?!
"Uh… Kaito should I be worried about what he said?"
I turned to look at her, the craziness of the last thirty minutes being too much for me to handle.
"Shantae, I'm going to pass out from stress. Please make sure I'm in bed before Maiko comes to wake me up. 'Kay thanks." I manage to get these words out, struggling to keep myself awake.
…Was the floor always this close?
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Sorry about the shorter chapter, I'm a little burnt out after writing the latest chapter of Gears N' Grinding. Its been rewritten entirely, so it should look more like book than some fanfic on Watt-Pad
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