Chapter 25: 25) Middle Aged And Wild

Edward

"If you stare at him any longer I'll think your obsessed," Marco chuckled from next to me.

"Oh shut up," I softly punched his shoulder as he burst out laughing. I was slightly irritated with Amanda for spilling the beans to Marco, but I trusted him a lot so I knew he would probably die with the secret if it came to be. We were on the lowest deck putting on our life vests, as we figured out who would be on the speedboat and who would go on the jet skis. There were six jet skis and seven of us so one of us would have to share.

"Let's just leave the speedboat," Leonardo suggested as him and Arsenio immediately jumped on their own jet skis.

"Vasili you can share with me," Arsenio patted the back of his.

"No. You're going to kill him. He will share with me," I spoke up quickly. The alcohol had washed out of Arsenios system, but I still did not fully trust he could make sure Vasili was safe.

"You spoil all the fun," Arsenio rolled his eyes as him and Leonardo rode out onto the sea. Marco, Sasha and Pablo followed.

"Jump on and hold on tight," I smiled at Vasili who blushed slightly.

"Thank you. Arsenio wouldn't stop bugging me about my tattoos," he sighed as he wrapped his arms around my waist.

"He is terribly nosy," I laughed. I turned the thrust quickly accelerating us forward and onto the water with the rest of the men. The warm sun kissed our skin as we rounded the yacht. Sasha and Leonardo seemed to be racing as Marco and Arsenio cheered them on. "Idiots," I shook my head and smiled at them.

After a few minutes of racing around I switched with Vasili who was by far rougher than me. It made sense since he practically lived with a need to speed. I was surprised he had not been in a car accident with how he drove. "If you could go any faster so I can vomit it would be great," I said into his ear. I was not typically sea sick, but the man could change it all.

"Don't be a baby Ed," he laughed loudly as we all huddled together.

"Edward if you hold on any tighter to Vasili I'd think you a bit gay for him," Sasha winked earning a burst of laughter from all the men. Vasili included. I figured he was laughing as a little inside joke between him and I. I was most definitely gay for him. I chose not to answer and simply gave him the finger.

"So to spice things up a bit I thought we'd have a race," Pablo rubbed his hands together mischievously.

"Isn't that what we have been doing for the past hour?" Marco raised his eyebrow.

"No no, but this time we make it more fun. Whoever wins gets to dare the loser to do whatever they want," Arsenio responded.

"That's stupid," I added in.

"You're stupid," Arsenio snapped back.

"Well you're an idiot," I snapped back.

"And you're a potato!" He stuck out his tongue. I stuck my tongue out too and it was only when Vasili looked at me with the most concerned face I had seen, did I feel slightly embarrassed. I hid my face into his back not wanting to look up to him.

"Definitely gay," Leonardo chuckled. I would kill them all in this ocean and make it look like an accident if they taunted me again.

"I think that sounds awesome Arsenio," Vasili laughed after whatever childish moment him and I both experienced.

"Great! I'll go get the speed boat!" With that Arsenio and Pablo headed back to the yacht and soon came back with the boat. I decided not to take part in the activities because frankly I was till feeling dizzy from the way Vasili drove. That left Leonardo, Arsenio, Vasili, Sasha and Pablo to race whilst Marco and I kept watch on the speed boat. Secretly him and I both had bet on who would win. I had a lot of money riding onto this since I put most of my money on Vasili, Arsenio and Pablo whilst Marco went for Leonardo and Sasha.

"On your mark bitches!" I screamed into the microphone, "ready! Set! Go!" Marco had foolishly gotten a checkered flag and forced himself into a makeshift bikini top he had made out of his tee shirt to resemble the girls at a drag race. His hair was up in a bun and lipgloss from my makeup studio. As I blew the blow horn he lowered the flag dramatically jumping up and down whilst clapping his hands. Yet they questioned my sexuality.

At first Leonardo was in the lead before being over taken by Sasha. Then Sasha and Pablo were neck to neck and out of nowhere Vasili sped past them. For a few seconds again Pablo and Vasili were neck to neck and just a few meters from the finish line Pablo passed him winning the race. "Yas!" I screamed with my fist in the air. "That's five million from you," I pointed to Marco whilst doing a happy dance.

"Oh shut up you have no good sportsmanship," he crossed his arms over his chest as we all rode back to the yacht. We would be having dinner soon so we all decided to go back to our bedrooms and freshen up.

During dinner lots of wine and shots were passed around as the sunset which led to us being a bit rowdy. We were laughing to jokes that barely made sense and I had no idea how any of us would even remember what would happen tonight by the rate we were going. Deciding we needed fresh air we all went up to the upper deck by the pool.

"I should take a swim," Vasili said standing up and immediately trying to peel of his shirt. Did the man only think about swimming when he got shit faced drunk?

"No! No! You are drunk," I pulled his wrist loosely as I tried to balance myself.

"Eddie! Don't be a pooper party!" Sasha yelled trying to take off his own shirt by unbuttoning it. He was wearing a normal tee shirt so I had no idea what he was trying.

"Eddie please! I promise I'll be a good boy," Vasili whined drunkly hugging me in the process.

"If any of us are going to swimmmm! It shallll be meee!" Marco yelled. Unlike the others he did not even bother to take off his clothes, but straight up walked into the pool. He must have forgotten he could not walk on water as he resurfaced and gasped. I looked around for Arsenio, but he was laying down next to the pool looking up to the stars singing twinkle twinkle little stars.

I had even forgotten music was playing all around the yacht till Ed Sheerans: Perfect blasted from the speakers.

"Sasha dance with me!" Pablo skipped and wrapped his arms around the man who was still struggling to take off his shirt. Quickly they started their own version of slow dancing as they stepped onto each others feet and twerking even though they were hugging each other. How they managed to twerk was beyond me.

During my wonderment at Sasha and Pablo, Vasili had slipped out of my hands and gulped down another shot of Vodka. "Vasili!" I hissed trying to get a hold of him, but he burst out laughing and began running around.

"Nicky not it!" He giggled and sang as he ran around the deck dodging my every move. Just when I thought things could not get any worse I lost my footing and landed into the pool.

"Out of my bath," Marco yelled splashing water at me and like a swan Vasili dived into the pool. At first I was worried when he did not resurface, but when I looked down he was swimming around like a mermaid as he pretended to have flippers.

"You look perfect to me!" Arsenio screamed at the top of his lungs singing along to the song and spread out like a star fish. I had no idea when I had exactly blacked out, but the next thing I knew I woke up with half my body in the pool and the upper spread out onto the deck. Arsenio was sleeping in the hot tub that was mysteriously empty. Pablo and Sasha had fallen asleep on the couch with Sasha hugging an empty bottle of Tequila. Yet that was not even the most surprising thing I had seen.

Marco had somehow gotten himself stuck in the water slide and Vasili had fallen asleep on the outside kitchen island with his chest covered in chocolate or what I hoped to be chocolate. Eventually all of us woke up and we sat in a circle in the living room.

"We need to get the footage of what we did last night," Arsenio chuckled softly as we all shushed him. He was being too loud for the migraine we all had.