Chapter 3: Chapter 2: Touchdown on Namek
Chapter 2: Touchdown on Namek
After waiting literal years for this, I'm so excited that I'm finally getting into the story! Now that I've full adjusted and made my preparation, I'm ready to rock this story as Dragon Ball's best villain. Let me tell ya, it wasn't all sunshine and training montages. Training is hard! Thank goodness I finally got comfortable in Frieza's body. Plus, I had to make sure I didn't go all out and straight up go all Resurrection F before even getting to Namek. Yeah, there have been some... complications. Like that time I caught wind of my subordinates talking about me. I was in my training room while my army was conquering another rock in space for the hundredth time, and I happened to have a channel open to hear everything going on outside.
Berry Blue: "Does lord Frieza seem different to you?"
Frieza: "Hmm?"
Ginyu: "Different how?"
I learned how to discreetly listen in on conversations to help myself in cases that could mess with my plans.
Berry Blue: "He's been training his body."
Frieza: "Hyah!" (Uh oh.)
Berry Blue: "Has barely been interested in his empire."
As if Toriyama himself felt the need to add to the scene, Kikono walked in with a report on the planet I was supposed to be conquering.
Kikono: "Planet Coco is yours, my lord."
Frieza: "Yeah, sure. Whatever. Leave." (That's like the 5th one this week. I'm trying to listening to the others.)
Kikono: "As you wish!" *leaves*
Berry Blue: "And I think he's hiding something from us."
Frieza: (Crap! There's no way I could be found out, right?!)
Ginyu: "Maybe you're right… Perhaps he needs to see my DANCE OF LOYALTY!"
Berry Blue: "Ugh!"
Frieza: (Never mind...) "Shew."
Yeah, it's been a bit rough these past years. Some close calls, slip ups, and some... incidents...
Zarbon: "Are you ok in there, lord Frieza?"
Frieza: "Of course I am! Leave me be!"
I will never forget starring down at that toilet with no idea of what to do.
Frieza: (HOW THE HECK DO YOU PEE IN THIS BODY?!)
Luckily I managed to let nature take its course and master all this body's functions. But enough alien biology studies! It was time to get to the action! I sat in my floaty chair and watched the stars roll by until Planet Namek was in my sights.
Frieza: "Planet Namek. What a precious little ball it is."
Zarbon: "I'm not picking up much in terms of energy signals, my lord. In fact, the few there are seem quite scattered across the whole planet."
Frieza: "These people have managed to stay under the radar this long, so it'd be safe to assume they know how to divide and hide from any threats. Unfortunately for them... there is nowhere they can hide from me."
I totally got my Frieza impression down. Have to ham it up with that kind of stuff for my minions to not get suspicious of me. Soon, we landed the ship as I rolled out in my chair with Zarbon, Dodoria, and some lackeys. And alright, let me tell you something! Turns out Toriyama was right when he cut corners on his stories to buff out boring junk. Because of my gosh was it boring dealing with gathering the first 4 Dragon Balls. Look, you may be thinking, "You monster! You still let your henchmen kill those Namekians?! How could you?!" I know, I know. But hear me out. First, I had to let this go down to make sure everything was set for the Namek Saga to get started. Gohan, Krillin, and Bulma will touch down within the day, so it's gotta be ready. Second, listen I get it. Killing is bad and all, but I have had to play the role of Tyrant Emperor Frieza! I've literally been desensitized to it at this point. You have no idea how many close calls I had because I almost barfed at the sight of alien guts! And third, we all know they come back to life with the Dragon Balls. Sure, the ones Vegeta kills don't, but these do. So there's really no problem... besides the hours of torture to get the information about the Dragon Balls. But finally, 4 were in my possession as I finally got to where I needed to be. The 5th village was under control and we now had the old Namekian named Moori with his 2 kids Cargo and Dende. A quick notice of a distant energy signal on Zarbon's scouter let's me know Vegeta has touched down on Namek and killed Cui. The stage was set and the players are here. Time to get to work.
Frieza: "Greetings, my new friends."
Moori tried to be slick and spoke in Namekian, but that didn't last. I kept pressing him for the info I wanted, only for a group of Namekians to show up out of nowhere.
Frieza: (There's the 3 Namekian fighters. Which means...)
I looked around while keeping my head still. Sure enough, out of the corner of my eye, were 2 small Earthlings hiding out on top of a cliffside.
Frieza: (They're here. Gohan and Krillin are watching down. Goku should be getting a Senzu right now and be getting ready to come. This is so exciting! Relax. Relax. You've waited this long, just 6 more days.)
And in case you're wondering if time flies by for me like it does in the show. No. It does not. With the Namekian fighters beaten and my scouters destroyed, I get my 5th Dragon Ball and have Dodoria finish off the rest. As Dende is about to be the last one killed, Gohan swoops in and saves him.
Frieza: "Dodoria, what are you doing?! Get them!"
Dodoria: "RAAAAAAAH!"
Dodoria dashes off to hunt them down.
Frieza: (Well Dodoria, Rest In Peace. You're basically already dead once Vegeta finds you. But you weren't exactly the most entertaining. TFS definitely pulled hard to make you funny.)
Zarbon: "My lord, shall I give chase as well?"
Frieza: (Oh yeah. And then there's this guy.) "No, Dodoria should be able to handle a few flies. Let's return to the ship. Without our scouters, we're now hunting blind. Once we return, we'll send out scout parties to continue the search."
Zarbon: "As you wish, lord Frieza."
We then flew off as I ordered some alone time in my chamber.
Frieza: "Aaaaahhhhhh! Shew! Well, at least something's finally happening."
I looked over to my Dragon Ball collection. It's a shame I don't get to use them. Then again, I don't really need to. I don't wanna a too OP to have fun character like Garlic Jr. or Zamasu. No immortality here. Of course, that's what my minions think I'm after, but nah. I'm mostly excited to see how I'll mix things up. I've been planning my showdown with Goku for years. To think it was actually just around the corner gave me whatever substitutes Frieza has for goosebumps.
Frieza: "Oh right, I need to get the Ginyu Force here with more scouter."
I floated up and made my call, only for Zarbon to came and deliver the news that Vegeta beat Dodoria. RIP. Anyways, with that over and done, I had Zarbon go after Vegeta. He came back victorious, only for me to drop the bomb that Vegeta hid the 6th Dragon Ball. So Zarbon goes off again and brings Vegeta back for question. Vegeta then busts out, blows up part of my ship, and then takes off with my Dragon Balls. You know, I'm starting to get how annoying Vegeta was to Frieza. Good thing I'm planning ahead of I would've been SUPER ticked. And thus, the story goes on. Zarbon dies. The Ginyu's show up. And before long, I have Captain Ginyu bring me all 7 Dragon Balls.
Ginyu: "Hers you are, lord Frieza. The Dragon Balls as you requested."
Frieza: "Excellent work, Ginyu. I should've called you from the start."
Ginyu: "Sir, it would be my honor to present the dance of joy for you!"
Frieza: "No no no. No need for that."
Ginyu: "Oh. Right then. As you wish."
Frieza: "Well, I have all 7. But without the Namekian language, they're useless."
Ginyu: "What?! They are?!"
Frieza: "!" ($#&%! Oh no! I wasn't supposed to know that yet! Quickly Frieza, think!) "Uuuuuhhhhhh..... Well of course! Ha ha ha! These lowly creatures have their own language, so I'd be within reason that their Dragon Balls would only respond to the native tongue."
Ginyu: "I see! Of course! Your wisdom is great, lord Frieza! But then what now? How will you get them to work now?"
Frieza: "Fear not, I have thought ahead. There are exactly 3 survivors of the Namekian race out there. The ones who held the last one and have it to the Earthlings. I shall now go to them and take the information I need."
Ginyu: "But what if Vegeta got to them first? Would t they be dead?"
Frieza: "See for yourself."
Sure enough, the scouter points me right towards Guru's place where 3 signatures pop up.
Ginyu: "You're right! There they are!"
I then hop in my hover chair and take flight.
Frieza: "I leave you in charge, Captain. Guard my Dragon Balls with your life or I shall take it."
Ginyu: "I will not fail you, lord Frieza!"
Frieza: *sigh* (I'm gonna miss that guy. He is weird, but there's never a dull moment with him. Plus he's like the most loyal guy I had in my forces. Dude was the best wingman I had. But, what can you do?) "Goodbye, Ginyu."
I then take off and make my way to Guru's, passing Dende on my way.
Dende: "..."
Frieza: "..."
Dende flies off to get to the others and use the Dragon Balls.
Frieza: "Man, Frieza really screwed up letting him go. But that is just kind of convenient writing on Toriyama's part."
I then make my arrive at Guru's and introduce myself with a bang. Literally, blowing off the roof over Guru as I meet him and Nail.
Frieza: (It is taking everything in me to not crack a TFS joke. He's even bigger in person.)
Guru: "You... You are different from what I expected."
Frieza: "?!" (Wait, can he tell I'm a guy who has been reincarnated as Frieza?! No no no! No way! Stay cool. Play it off.)
Frieza: "Well I do like to leave my victims with a bit of confusion as to why I choose to kill them."
I point a finger at Guru, but Nail gets in the way.
Nail: "No! Your fight is with me!"
Frieza: "Oh really?"
Nail and Guru say goodbye as Nail leads me all the way out to have our... "fight?" I just imagined him as my training dummies and smacked him around a bit. It was a bit weird hearing him scream out, but after hearing while worlds scream out it doesn't faze you much anymore. However, Nail puts on his grin as he rubs Dende's escape in my face. I then blow up with a big reaction and fly off at my 1st Form's top speed.
Frieza: "This is it... THIS IS IT! HAHAHA! YES! Finally! I can finally do something and put myself to the test. This is my big moment! Time to see if I have what it takes to be in DBZ! WOO! Let's do this!"
I fly in and make my grand entrance, leaving Vegeta, Gohan, Krillin, and Dende frozen in fear.
Krillin: "Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... I think... we're a little... out of our league..."
Frieza: "Precisely. When ants battle a dinosaur, who do you think comes out on top?"
Vegeta: *smiles* "Really?"
Vegeta then makes a big bluff that he and them combined an beat me. Yeah, sure.
Frieza: "Grrr! I've heard enough of your pathetic lies! HYAH!"
I rush in with full power and begin the first real fight I've ever had. Vegeta and I clash with our raw power as he proves to actually come close to my 1st Form's power. My scouter explodes and I jump back from my tussle.
Frieza: (Haha! Yes! Now we're talking!)
Vegeta: "Enough already, go ahead and transform!"
Vegeta makes the big reveal that, shocker, I can transform. With a smile, I make my next move.
Frieza: "Very well then. I'm only happy to put your doubts to rest. Now pay close attention. This isn't something you see every day."
As I begin raising my power, I channel my energy and focus. My body isn't right. I imagine that I'm slipping out of my skin and into a new look as my armor shatters and by body grows and changes. I then stand tall with my 2nd Form. After some terrifying of the heroes and a bit of a close encounter with Krillin, Piccolo arrives with his new Namekian merger power. I indulge him a bit before changing again into my very Xenomorph-like 3rd Form. Trust me, this one felt weird. I didn't really have a lot of practice with this one since it's basically gone after a few laser blasts. After putting Piccolo down a bit, Gohan goes for an attack that I bounce back. I look over and see Krillin shot Vegeta for Dende to heal and gain more power.
Frieza: "It's time. Prepare yourselves! For now you shall face the wrath of my Final Form!"
Everyone: "!"
Frieza: "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
I put on a big display for this one. I could've jumped straight to this from the beginning, but the show must go on! After Vegeta gets healed and I've pretty much made my own laser light show, I was finally here in all of my glory. Prepare yourself, Goku! You're about to meet the new and improved Frieza! Hope you don't get too bent out of shape when I beat you. Hahahahahaha!
Next time on DBZ Cold Rebirth!
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