There are three big no no's when you die, or rather three ways you don't want to go out. Number one is dying on the shitter, Number two is dying during sex, and we all have our own Number three we don't like to discuss very much. Now me? I died with number three. But imagine my surprise when I someone who was a pretty old gods religion guy, specifically Norse Mythology or Shinto Pantheon being my thing found myself Before Shenron and all the other good Dragons of Dragon Ball, Arceus, Rayquaza, Mew, Hagoromo and Hamura Otsutsuki, Ajuka Beelzebub, Shemhazai and Baraqiel...
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'Congratulations on dying in such an embarrassing way, the Omni God King of Jump Worlds has declared that your soul may Reincarnate to one of our Realms.' Declared Super Shenron.
''I choose Dragon Ball.'' I say.
'As a parting gift you may choose Four Wishes.'' Says Super Shenron.
''I wish to Reincarnate as Broly from Dragon Ball Super, but with a direct Bloodline connection to the Original Super Saiyan God Yamoshi.'' I Declare.
''Wish Granted, pick three more.'' Says Shenron.
''I wish to to have the highest possible count of S Cells ever recorded.'' I declare.
''Wish Granted. Pick two more.''
"My Third Wish is to have an absolutely irresistible charm when it comes to speaking with the opposite Sex, doesn't matter if they're different species or deities, my charm enables an irresistible persuasiveness that nothing short of Zeno could resist. Now let me be clear, I don't want the resultant effect to be a slavishly devoted sex slave, rather the women will be naturally attracted by me through my speech and find anything I say highly believable if not probable." I Say just imagining how easily I could Charm my way into the pants of Caulifla, Vados, Kusu, Marcarita, Bulma, Tights, and Android 18. What? I'm a Pervert so fucking what? Sue me for all I care!
''I wish to be able to produce Both Mortal and Godly Ki simultaneously and not have that burden that a Fused Zamasu got. In other words I wish to be able to do so without any side effects and be able to switch between Super Saiyan, Legendary Super Saiyan, and the Deity Forms independently at will.'' I say, making sure to be extra specific in what I want accomplished by the wish.
"That can constitute as more than one wish, but in the interest of hurrying things along I'll grant it but I'll be placing it under certain limitations." Says Shenron.
"Fine fine, just do me the favor of not making them too big of a pain in the ass to achieve nor control." I say dismissively as I am enveloped in a flash of light that came from Super Shen's eyes.
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(Planet Vegeta, Age 732)
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I awoke in my incubation Pod, which I immediately destroyed before staring at King Vegeta square in the Eyes and clumsily kneeling.
''I Broly, You King Vegeta. Me serve you for life.'' I say as loyally as I can muster.
''Hmm, perhaps you might have some use after all. I was going to exile you originally, but the fact that you've recognized my authority at such a young age and while still in your Incubation Pod no less has convinced me to test your abilities. Come child, it's time to test you.'' Says King Vegeta thoughtfully and with a sly smirk.
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(Sabimen Testing Room)
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I stood before a Dozen Sabimen, and awaited King Vegeta's okay.
''Begin!'' Vegeta the elder commands and I immediately Fire a blast of Mortal and Godly Ki at three Sabimen. Immediately after I shot it I teleported directly behind the remaining Sabi's and beheaded all but one of the remaining nine, before wrapping my Tail around his neck and Charging my Ki into it and Snapping his neck.
''Sire, I wish for a more difficult test, something that can fight back.'' I say as I look upon the ruined Sabi's with disinterest.
"Summon General Nappa, have him test the boy." King Vegeta instructs, however at this point my father appears as soon as the order is given.
"Please excuse my tardiness sire, Some of our soldiers got into a scuffle with the Frieza Force Elites. I've been busy clearing the issue up." Says Paragus.
"Did it escalate?" Asks Vegeta.
"No, but if I'm honest I fear that the Frieza Force Elites had hoped it would." Says Paragus.
"No matter then, your son has done quite well so far. I've just sent for General Nappa in order to truly and properly test his abilities, as he's shown unprecedented combat ability and understanding of said combat for one so young." Says Vegeta, who while somewhat upset His sons showed no such capability was proud a Saiyan so young had it. It'd be embarrassing for something like a Namekian or Beerus forbid Freiza himself to showcase such a talent, it'd be a stain on the entire Saiyan Races Honor and their reputation as almost completely Peerless Warriors. While he might Prefer Prince Vegeta or even Tarble to have such a gift, the point is at least it's a Saiyan who has it at least.
"General Nappa? Isn't that a little extreme, even for our standards?" Asks Paragus.
"Father, the King has spoken, and in all fairness I did ask for a tougher challenge." I call out.
"Indeed child, ah Nappa, your here, good, see that child? Test him, Sabimen have proven inadequate and useless." Says Vegeta as Nappa nods and enters the test chamber.
"Alright stripling, listen u---ooof!" Nappa doesn't get to finish because I dropkick him in his balls and launch a flurry of attacks against him. Using my smaller size to evade his larger frame, and give his tail a hard kick every so often. He continues to confuse and destroy Nappa before Nappa's anger takes hold and the fight quickly turns into Nappa's favor....
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Nappa was sweating, parts of his armor had been damaged and there was several visible bruises and a little bit of blood. As for Broly himself he was bloodied, blacked, blued, and bruised almost beyond recognition but he was laughing, but it wasn't a genuine laugh, it was an angry one.
"What's so funny?" Asks Nappa.
"Your all a bunch of fools, I only acted to get a fight, and Now, with my Anger flowing, I can show you what King Vegeta will never achieve. My true form! AAAAHHHHHHH!" Broly screams as his Body shifts to Super Saiyan Rosé. "Behold a true Super Saiyan God Form, Super Saiyan Rosé. I'm leaving Planet Vegeta and I'm not going alone, father your coming." Says Broly as he blasts a whole in a wall, swipes a dozen or so Sabimen Seeds, and departs to go do some recruiting, hoping to get his hands on Raditz, Bardock, and Gine....
Okay, yes Super Saiyan Rosé is a little bit early, but the aforementioned restrictions will come into affect when he tries to take the form again.
The only restriction I'm willing to part with is that he can access each form once without restriction, but will have to work either a lot of cheats into himself or a lot of hardwork. For now though, congratulations of discovering Book 1 of the Four Wishes Series: