Chapter 2: I hate Murphy(updated)
"Why are you yelling onii-chan?" Kaede asked appearing in my doorway.
"Nothing, just got mad over something, I'll make breakfast soon, so go get cleaned up." I said to her, listening to me she leaves.
'*sigh*Now, what to do with you?' I thought to myself looking at the holographic screen, before it suddenly changes.
[Would you like to open your first Dimensional Group Chat?Y/Y]
Looking at the new text on the screen, I sigh in defeat realizing I can't do anything but press yes.
[Automatically finding Group Chat members.]
It stated, and after a few seconds, a chat screen appeared as different people joined.
["I solo every verse", has joined]
["I'm the strongest", has joined]
["Hero for fun", has joined]
["Coffee Jelly lover", has joined]
Reading these names, one by one, different anime's started replaying in my head, fitting each character, making me realize how truly fucked I am.
'WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?! I just wanted to live a normal life with my waifu!' I cry to myself inside but get brought out of my self-misery by a ding.
["I solo every verse", hey I heard I can find strong people to fight through this, so I assume you guys are what it meant, man I'm so excited! But, why is my name I solo every verse?]
With these few sentences, I confirmed who this was, Goku, and realizing this, I hoped for once, that my eidetic memory was wrong.
["I'm the strongest", I heard I could get a cute student through this, are one of you them?]
Seeing what he said, confirmed for me that this was Gojo.
["Hero for fun", I heard I could get some excitement for once through a battle here, is that true?]
Saitama...
["Coffee jelly lover",I heard I would get a lifetime supply of coffee jelly, is that true?]
Saiki...
"...I think I finally see the truth behind all this, enlightenment. Murphy, after all this time of letting me live smoothly, decided to start fucking me in the ass again." I say to my self with a face of peace, before I get pulled out of my own self wallowing from another ding.
["Coffee jelly lover", and who's "simp". he hasn't spoken yet.]
Saiki said making me realize my own name, and decided to quickly change it to my name instead.
["simp", changed his name to "Sakuta"]
[GCM:"Sakuta", I don't know why it made my name "simp", but you can change your names like mine, so change it to your actual names]
I said to them, and like I said they did.
["Coffee jelly lover", changed his name to "Saiki"]
["I'm the strongest", changed his name to "Gojo"]
["Hero for fun", changed his name to "Saitama"]
["I solo every verse", hehe, sorry to be a bother, but can someone help me?]
Goku asked, and I wasn't surprised since his intelligence is less than average, to say the least.
[GCM:"Sakuta", Someone help him, I need to do something quickly]
I said remembering I need to cook.
["Gojo", sure, he may be my next student]
[GCM:"Sakuta", btw Gojo, he's old enough to be your dad]
I said quickly before more focusing on the "GCM" that always appears before my name, but shake my head and go cook, and after 30 minutes, it was ready, while Kaede was already sitting at the table expectantly. I also forgot to mention about my new home I moved into, it's a villa like Mai had, so we had more than enough room for everything.
"It's delicious as always onii-chan!" Kaede exclaimed after finishing her food, and in response I smiled and patted her head. I already finished my food, and the reason it was good? ROB, when he maxed everything, I quite literally mean everything that would have a positive. Learning ability, body which is decently muscular, enough to slightly show through a shirt but not completely, despite not hitting the gym, and remember the god like looks? Yeah, think like E-rank Sung Jin-Woo and post S-rank Sung Jin-Woo.
"Yeah well, I'm going to go the bookstore today, want me to get you anything while I'm out?" I asked, replying to her words, crouching to her level. I already finished my food before her.
"Ah... The next volume of my book?" She requested.
"Sure." I said before going to do my own hygiene in my personal bathroom, Kaede has one to. After that I got dressed before leaving, not noticing the new messages in the group chat since I already muted notifications.
(Bookstore)
Getting Kaede's book while picking up some books I found interest in, I saw Mai walk past the aisle I was in. Going to the beginning of the aisle and leaning on shelf, she looks in my direction getting surprised, but assuming I can't see her shakes it off before standing beside me and looks around.
"You know Mai, I didn't take you for an exhibitionist." I said low enough so only she can hear, and getting startled, turns towards me at breakneck speed just to see me grinning.
"What? Surprised to see me?" I asked while she sighed.
"No, more that you can see me." She said casually.
"So, wanna talk about why you ghosted your only friend?" I asked her since she cut ties with me practically only a little after her Mom incident, which she never told me about so technically I shouldn't know.
"Something happened with my Mom." She said briefly.
"Playing the cold shoulder, huh? How could you be so mean to your junior." I said exaggeratedly.
"So you go to Minegahara too?" She asked though she knew the answer.
"Yeah, but of course you don't know you loner."
"Even if I had friends they would be fake." She said quickly.
"But you had a real one." I responded just as quickly, and she sighed in defeat.
"Those books for Kaede?" She asked remembering my little sister while simultaneously changing the subject.
"One of them yeah, still misses you." I said and she responds with silence, her and my sister were pretty close so I know Mai probably still misses her.
"Maybe I'll see you at school." She responded before walking away, sighing, realizing that could've gone better, I check out the books before going back home. I've already manipulated the atmosphere to not affect me so I couldn't forget Mai along with copying her adolescent syndrome.
(Home)
Getting back to my room, I will the group chat to pop up.
[GCM:"Sakuta", is online]
It announced to the group chat.
["Gojo",Hello Sakuta]
[GCM:"Sakuta",Hey Gojo]
["Gojo",We found out how the group chat works, want a rundown?]
[GCM:"Sakuta", sure]
["Gojo", so first, we can get points by lottery ranging from 0-100 points each day and can only use it to travel to each other's worlds outside of missions which cost 1,000 points total]
GCM:"Sakuta", ok I'm following]
["Gojo", next, we come from different universes]
[GCM:"Sakuta", interesting, anything else?]
["Gojo", yeah, we can travel to other universes outside of each other's, but it costs 10,000 points to do it]
[GCM:"Sakuta", Cool, but were you guys able to figure anything out about my title?]
["Gojo", other than it declaring you the group chat manager, no, also we can FaceTime!]
'Huh, well I think it's better I check myself anyway.' I thought to myself ignoring Gojo's last remark. Clicking on it, the screen changed.
[As manager you are privilege to different things, for example the points you get by lottery will be doubled, and you will receive something innate from each member, acquiring now...]
It said confusing me before it changed its text again.
[Saiyan bloodline, acquired, Limitless, acquired, six eyes, acquired, Saitama body potential, acquired, Saiki telekinetic powers potential, acquired. The fusion of your "God's body" can be fused with saiyan bloodline, would you like to fuse?]
It said, assuming "God's body" Is the body the ROB gave me, I decided to fuse them, god was that a mistake. Falling on my bed, I quickly affected the atmosphere so no one can hear me as I screamed in agony from feeling my muscles constantly tear and rebuild itself stronger, while my body felt like it was on fire. I passed out, and after an hour it was done.
[Fusion succesful, achieved "God Saiyan body", which increases the normal productivity of training by 5 times and despite not having a tail allows you to achieve the Oozaru form while keeping state of mind along with transformations after it, also allows the transformations of the legendary super saiyan.]
'Well I guess it was worth it, after all I could turn super saiyan in the future!' I celebrated in my mind after waking back up, remembering my past life and how cool I thought it would be to go Super Saiyan.
[Would you like to fuse Saitama's body potential along with Saiki's telekinetic powers potential with "God Saiyan body"?]
"Screw it, sure." And immediately after my confirmation, I was assaulted by pain like no other and immediately passed out, again.
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