Chapter 2: Chapter 2
He really did have an amazing, and oh so large, ass.
Alex looked around to make sure that no one
else was watching, and then returned his eyes to the man’s full
bottom.
“I knew you’d check me out again,” the
stranger said, turning his face back around and smiling at
Alex.
“Where was I supposed to look?” Alex asked.
“You’re in front of me.”
“How about not down?” Mr. Ass asked,
suddenly rising, and tapping his right cheek bone. “My eyes are up
here.”
“You look like somebody’s father,” Alex
said, staring again at the khakis and neatly tucked button up shirt
the man wore.
“And that turns you on.”
Alex turned his eyes away and began to look
at a tabloid as the stranger scanned his groceries. He tried not to
look as the man rolled his cart off, but he noticed that he didn’t
look back.
Well, c’est la vie, Alex thought to
himself, as he ran his two percent milk and bag of spinach over the
scanner.
In the parking lot, Alex tried to walk
leisurely, but he was anxious to get home. Life lately had been
full of enough disappointments. It wasn’t that he had expected this
horrible son-of-a-bitch to be wonderful, or that he really liked
this rude bastard with the great ass. It was just that…
“Excuse me. May I talk to you for a
moment?”
Alex turned in the dark. The stranger was
sitting on the back of the moving truck, and the loading door was
open. There appeared to be nothing behind him. Alex walked over to
him. Perhaps this psycho was going to apologize after all.
“Sure,” Alex said, walking toward the
man.
“About what happened in there...,” the man
began.
“Yeah, it was…” Alex said.
“Hot,” the stranger said. “It was fucking
hot.”
“What?” Alex asked. “Did you really think
that…”
“I really thought that you staring at my ass
and wanting to fuck the shit out of it was about the hottest thing
that’s happened to me in a long time,” Large Ass said with an
unexpected passion.
“Look,” Alex tried to explain. “I…”
“You want to fuck me like there’s no
tomorrow,” the man proclaimed in a loud voice that made Alex look
around, hoping no one he knew was about. “That, my friend, is hot.
No one has looked at me that way in over a decade. My wife and I
quit looking at each other that way a long time ago. That’s why we
divorced.”
“Oh, fuck. You’re not even…” Alex began.
“Gay?” Large Ass asked. “Don’t pretend you
care. You guys are not any better than the rest of us. You would
fuck anyone you thought was hot. You’re a man, dude. It’s what we
do.”
“All men are not pigs,” Alex said.
“Please, what is possibly wrong with you
fucking me?” the stranger asked. “I’m single. You’re single.”
“How do you know that I’m single?” Alex
asked.
“Well, you’re single, or you’re about to be
single,” the man said. “People who are getting what they need at
home don’t look at me the way you just did in the store. And people
who don’t get what they need at home, well, they don’t stay around
too long. So if you’re not single, you’ve got your eye on the door.
Either way, I know that whatever we do tonight isn’t breaking up
anything else you’ve got going on.”
Alex gazed at him. He knew that he should
deny it all, at least protest in some form, but this absolute
stranger was right. He had been single way too long. Alex looked
the man directly in the eye.
“And you?” Alex asked.
Mr. Ass looked at Alex, and for the first
time Alex saw something there that he hadn’t seen in this man
before, his humanity.
“I told you. I’m divorced,” Large Ass said,
almost sheepishly. “As for dates, and lust, and all that, I’m worse
off than you. People don’t look at me like that anymore. They look
at everything else about me. Anyway, I piss a lot of people
off.”
“Well, maybe if you didn’t get so
smartassy…” Alex began.
“Shut the fuck up,” the stranger commanded,
and grabbed Alex and kissed him.
Alex started to pull away, but the feel of a
hot mouth on his own was overwhelming. The man pulled him close. He
grabbed Alex’s hands and put them on his own chest, and then moved
his hands to Alex’s back. He pulled Alex close, and Alex found
himself pleasantly surprised at the sheer size of this odd man. His
breath and smell was better than imagined—mint toothpaste and
expensive cologne.
Gifts
-- Gift
received Weekly Power Status
-- Power
Ranking 
-- Power
stone