Chapter 24: Months went by.
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I fucked up and published the chapter in the wrong order. Now I'm sad. So now you get two chapters at once.
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It's been a long time since Sirius's last lesson - ten months to be precise. Aizawa made sure that he was not completely useless as a teacher and decided to give him some advice. Black was good and could replace almost any teacher, but not a mathematician.
"I know math very well, but I refuse to teach it. I will kill the whole class faster than I can properly explain something." He said.
For ten months Sirius was able to show his good and not so good sides, Aizawa was the only one who understood why he put coal in coffee. The teachers and other staff gradually got used to the S-ranked Vigilante working with them, so he didn't have any problems.
Nezu said that they will inform the public about him next year. For a long time, Sirius couldn't understand why the Principal decided to do this. It was six months later that Black became acquainted with the reason for this decision, Toshinori Yagi, better known to the public as All Might.
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Sirius sat in the teacher's office drinking his coffee - he recently started adding Tobasco to his coffee to add a little spice to the drink. Midnight started calling him the Demon when she accidentally took his mug instead of hers. He just wanted no one to touch his coffee, is that so hard to ask?
Luna lay on his head in the form of Moonbean and slept, the Basilisks decided to follow her example and also slept on different parts of his body. So Sirius was a living bed and couldn't do anything about it.
Right now all the teachers were in their classes and only Black had to while away the time here. To be honest, Sirius was a little bored so he began to develop a training plan for his future classes. When he wrote the thirtieth sheet - it was much better than Snape's assignments, at least this time he did the work of his own free will.
Suddenly the door to the office opened, a tall and deadly skinny man entered. He was wearing a two-piece suit that was three sizes too big. His bony face was hidden behind long blond hair, but this entire fragile picture was destroyed by his eyes. Bright blue pupils in black eyes simply shone from the raw power hidden in a single body and Sirius thought that this man is much more dangerous than he seems.
"Oh, I didn't expect anyone to be here now." The man put the box on an empty table and walked over to Sirius. "Toshinori Yagi, I'll be working as a teacher from the beginning of the next school year."
He spoke almost in a whisper so as not to wake the animals in the room. Sirius didn't get up from his seat and shook Toshinori's hand. The man had a surprisingly strong grip, which surprised Black even more. He considered reading the mind of his new colleague with the help of Legimelis, but restrained himself. He didn't like climbing in other people's heads, it was unethical.
"Welcome, my name is Black Sirius. What will you teach? It thought that all the teaching positions were already taken."
"Hero Basic Training. Everything young Heroes need to know at the beginning of the journey!"
"Kan got fired? He's usually teaches HBT."
"No, no. I think Nezu will explain this better than I can, so we'd better wait for everyone else."
Sirius shrugged and proceeded to add Tobasco to his coffee as if the previous conversation had never happened. Toshinori didn't even blink when he saw what Black does with coffee, you never know what kind of Quirk a person has - maybe he needed to drink Tobasco in order not to die.
"Are you one of the Underground Heroes? I only remember one Hero who works with snakes and she's a woman."
Black slowly sipped his coffee and looked at Toshinori with a raised eyebrow. Nezu neither told any of the staff - in fact, only Sirius didn't know about the arrival of the new teacher - that they would have a replacement, nor did he say anything about Toshinori's staff. Apparently the beast just wanted to see people suffer.
"I'm not a Hero, at least technically. It's the same with my Quirk, technically I don't have one but I do."
"And what does it mean?"
"I think Nezu will explain this better than I can."
Toshinori chuckled softly and sat down in his seat. He still had to deal with the table.
After the end of the lessons, the teachers began to slowly enter the teacher's room. Sirius noticed that everyone else was not surprised by Toshinori's appearance.
"Ah, I get it. Nezu just didn't say anything to me, did he?" Sirius pivoted in his chair towards Midnight, the woman seated to his left.
"Do you think this is weird considering your position?"
"Do you always answer a question with a question?
"I'm not going to fall into this trap again, Black. Better tell me why four villains beaten to a pulp were found in Fukushima yesterday? How did you do that? You stayed late, where did you get so much stamina?"
"This is all a conspiracy, I am not guilty of anything. And about stamina, no comment."
"I would kill for your cheerfulness right now, I am not in the mood to deal with HIM." Aizawa grumbled and fell into his chair.
The tired Hero was already carrying a sleeping bag around him, trying to get comfortable. Sirius discreetly sent a Warming Charm in slow motion towards his colleague. He looked around suspiciously but did not say anything.
"Who is that mysterious 'HIM' you are talking about? Toshinori?"
"Do you know who Toshinori is? He's the secretary of All Might, the man couldn't come here on his own, so he sent him first." Aizawa didn't really like All Might.
Sirius hummed and continued to wait for Nezu to finally explain what the hell was going on here. Moonbean woke up at some point in their conversation and was now staring at Toshinori without taking her eyes off him, Black decided to ask her about that a little later.
As a result, Nezu joined the team and called Toshinori to introduce him to the team - Sirius had something similar but much more aggressive.
"Well, as most of you already know - sorry Black - we have a new Hero Baisic Training teacher this year so that Kan can focus on the future class 1-B. Meet Toshinori Yagi."
The blond bowed to his colleagues and coughed up blood, causing everyone to frown, albeit for different reasons.
"Shouldn't All Might be the teacher?" Present Mic asked confusedly.
But that was all Sirius needed to figure out what was going on.
"You are no ordinary secretary; you are All Might."
In place of the skinny human skeleton, the muscular All Might form appeared and he laughed out loud, shocking some of those present. Unfortunately, the show didn't last long, Toshinori coughed up blood again and returned to his previous form. Nobody expected that the Symbol of Peace would be in such a state.
"Man, what happened to you?" Sirius asked with pure interest.
"That's a long story. . . It all starts with a man called All For One."
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Izuku was training like a madman in Alchemy at this time. Bang forced him to incorporate his new power into the Water Stream Rock Smashing Fist to use them at the same time - Sirius could not escape the same fate and began training with him.
To test himself, Izuku donned his Vigilante suit and began to go out on night patrols under the watchful eye of Sirius. He received a couple of wounds all the time, but he could always knock out his opponent. He even got his Vigilante name - Bunny, because of the rabbit ears on his mask (thanks Karin).
Sirius almost pissed himself from laughing as he looked at Izuku's face as his description was broadcast on the news.
Gin was Ginning and regularly blew up her room during dangerous experiments. Karin eventually couldn't stand it and asked Luna to place Silensing Wards in Gin's room, which the catgirl happily did.
Speaking of Karin, she began to go to school and literally glowed with happiness. She made quite a few friends, which made everyone in the house happy. Luna gave her an Emergency Portkey just in case, nobody knows when the girl might be in danger.
Azumi was able to wipe out the entire gang of Gray Fangs and now just looked behind the house and drove Karin to school. It seemed to her that the quiet life was rather strange, so she sometimes joined Sirius and Izuku on their patrols.
Luna found herself a wonderful new occupation. She searched for quirky animals and posted her findings on her website - which already had just over a million readers. Her unusual writing style attracted people, so it wasn't that surprising.
Also, Sirius, along with Luna, decided to check their Ouroboros tattoos. Black had three: one on the tongue, one on the heel, and one on the inside of the thigh. Lovegood had only one on her on the left side.
The catgirl refused to say what power she received from the Stone of Solidarity, so Sirius could only wait for her to use it.
This morning, all the inhabitants of the House of the Rising Sun gathered together, because today was an important day for everyone. Entrance exams at U.A.
Karin really wanted to see Izuku during the Exam - Support Course Students took a different exam, separate from Hero Corse, so Gin wasn't going with Izuku - but only teachers were allowed into the observation room. So the girl will have to watch the videotapes like everyone else.
"I still want to go."
"And Nezu still doesn't allow everyone to be in the observation room. Karin, I already explained to you why you can't come with us." Sirius smiled softly and went outside.
"But that's not fair!"
"Don't worry dear, we'll tell you about what happened on the exam."
Luna stroked Karin's head and turned into a cat. Already in the form of Moonbean, she jumped on Sirius' head, where she took her favorite place. Basilisks crawled up his body and also took their places.
Izuku and Gin stood on either side of Sirius and he put his hands on their shoulders.
"Have a nice day, we're off!"
With that, Black Apparated himself and everyone else directly to the entrance of the U.A. frightening several participants around him.
"God, I fucking hate this. How did your species even create Appapation?" Gin mumbled trying not to puke.
"It just took a dozen of Wizards ready to lose their limbs. Now let's go, exams won't be waiting for you."
Sirius walked towards the main building of the U.A. and led the two teenagers behind him. Neither Izuku nor Gin knew where to go, so Black's help was appreciated. But in the end, they split up in one of the corridors where Sirius went to the teachers' room.
But as soon as he entered, Nezu called him.
"Ah, Sirius! We need your help here!"
After Sirius fixed Nezu's body, the animal changed slightly. Now he could take four forms: his usual form, a polar bear, a white mouse, and a human. Nobody saw his human form besides Sirius. Right now, he is sealed in his chair in the usual form of an incomprehensible animal.
"What happened? I had no role in the exam." Black asked, frowning.
"Hizashi injured his throat a couple of hours ago, he was caught by a Villain who was absorbing sound waves. So right now he is resting in the Medicine Wing and cannot fulfill his duties. I ask you to take his place one last time before you get the free position of Tactics Teacher."
Sirius raised an eyebrow at Nezu's choice of words but decided not to say anything. He perfectly understood that even now the animal did not trust him completely and used his position as Teacher as a bribe.
"No problem. When does the practice briefing start?"
Nezu glanced at his wristwatch.
"Another forty minutes so you have plenty of time to get ready."
Sirius nodded and waved to the rest of his colleagues from the observation room. He entered an empty auditorium with many seats and took to the stage. Helga immediately slid off his shoulder and increased in size to seventeen meters. The basilisk turned into a rather large circle and rested its head on its tail, Black was already accustomed to this behavior of his companions and just sat down on Helga's tail next to her. He had time to read the exam rules again and make sure he didn't forget anything.
"Higher Powers, Hizashi's speech is terrible. . ." He muttered while reading his colleague's notes.
After a while, the examinees began to enter the auditorium and almost everyone stopped to look at an unknown person who was sitting on a huge snake in the middle of the stage. Sirius simply stroked the Basilisks and Moonbean to kill time before the briefing began.
When forty minutes passed, Sirius got up from Helga and looked around the room to make sure everything was in place. A couple of people were missing, but that wasn't his problem. Izuku sat next to his friends and sometimes looked in the direction of some angry blonde guy.
"Well, time's up."
Sirius spoke almost in a whisper, but his voice reached even the far corners of the audience - thanks to Sonorous Charm for that. He nodded in the direction of the door, Helga understood the silent request and closed it so that no one late could enter. The teenagers could only stare in shock at the Villainous-looking man on stage.
"Welcome to the briefing on the practical part of the exam, I'm here for obvious reasons, but I'll still explain for the especially slow ones. I'm here to present the guidelines of your practical."
"Holy crap, what did he do to get Nezu to assign him to the briefing?" Izuku muttered quite loudly to get the attention of his friends and a couple of other examinees.
"I'm not going to drag this out any longer than necessary, so we're starting. You will experience ten-minute "mock cityscape maneuvers." You can bring any registered Support Gear with you. After this presentation, each of you will be assigned one of seven testing locations."
Behind Sirius's back, a screen lit up with the inscription "CURRENT LOCATION" from which seven lines emanated to the letters from A to G.
"Each site is filled with four types of faux Villains. Points will be awarded according to their difficulty level. Use whatever you can to defeat these faux Villains and earn more points than the rest. This is your goal for today. Of course, if any of you decide to play Anti-Hero and sabotage others, they'll have to get to know Helga a little better."
The examinees looked at the Basilisk at the door and shuddered. They didn't want to get to know Helga better.
"Can I ask a question?"
Sirius smiled like an idiot and Izuku groaned, he knew what would happen next.
"You already did." The tall teenager with glasses almost fell out of his seat at the answer. "But I'm in a good mood today so I'll let you ask another one."
The examinee adjusted his glasses and turned his flyer towards the stage.
"You said that each faux Villain will cost a certain amount of points, but the handouts say that the fourth Villain gives zero points! Such a blatant error - if it is one - is highly unbecoming for UA, Japan's top Academy! We're all here today in the hopes of being molded into model Heroes!"
He suddenly turned towards Izuku and glared at him.
"And you three! You have been muttering among yourselves all this time... It is a distraction! If this is some kind of game for you, then I ask you to leave immediately!"
Izuku looked at the bespectacled guy with a raised eyebrow.
"Sorry, not sorry. And I physically can't leave, Helga won't let anyone out until he says otherwise." Midoriya pointed in the direction of Sirius and he could only sigh heavily.
"Fucking impatient teenagers." He muttered, canceling the Sonorous Charm for a moment.
Unfortunately, there were teenagers with enhanced hearing in the audience who heard it anyway.
"There are no mistakes in handouts. The fourth kind of Villain gives you zero points, it's more of an obstacle than a goal. Something insurmountable on your level right now. Only one zero points Villain is standing at each site, he will destroy everything in his path. and your task, in this case, will be to escape from it as quickly as possible."
The teenagers nodded in understanding with serious faces. No one wanted to meet the fourth kind of Villain after the description of Sirius.
"Got it, better avoid it then. Thank you, sir, I apologize for the interruption." He bowed ninety degrees and sat back in his seat.
"That's all that was required of me to say, but I consider it necessary to add something from myself."
Helga, seeing that Sirius is already finishing his speech, slithered towards her friend, gradually decreasing in size and crawling onto his body.
"Each of you came here hoping to become a Hero in the future. The reasons are not important, only the fact that you decided to become a Hero is. Do not forget that even on testing grounds. Oh, and most importantly. . ." Sirius smiled wickedly, sending a chill down the spine of every examinee except Izuku. "We'll only get you out of danger when you're on the brink of death. So do your best. Plus Ultra, everyone."
Sirius noticed how many of the teenagers turned pale, but the rest had determined expressions. He thought that this would happen, those who didn't have enough guts to become a Hero would stop trying and leave more points for the more strong-willed ones. The test has already begun and they didn't even notice it.
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Ну привет.
I'm back and I'm fine. I think.
I thought it would take me two weeks to get back to normal, but apparently humans really adapt to everything.
Do you know what is the most unpleasant thing? I won't even be able to attend his funeral, there are too many problems at home. Sometimes I think going to college was a bad idea.
Well, these days I just couldn't sit still, so I started thinking about how this fanfic would go. I think you will see a little more OC's in the future, at least on the Villains side. In my opinion, looking at how Sirius just smashes everyone's faces will be pretty boring. It can be fun, though. Who knows?
Daily updates resume from this day on, enjoy reading everyone.
A Simple Russian Boi out.
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Simple_Russian_Boi I'll tell you a slightly modified version of the events that led to Toshinori's injury a little later.
In the meantime, we still have chapters of the entrance exam where the story will follow three different characters. I think it's pretty obvious who these characters are.
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