Chapter 4: 4
2??? POV
We set up the camera just in time to set the timer and when 10 pm struck we had a picture of the Wonder Duo watching TV. I made sure to grab a few extra even one of them kissing while the greenette cried softly in the blond's arms.
No one could know yet. In two days it should be safe enough for One or myself to deliver the envelope with the photos and clips of their hair. I held One close to me that night. I mean damn it all he had me so turned on while we were in the L.O.V.'s hideout I was ready to scream.
The last part was probably the hardest, we couldn't risk keeping our boxers on while doing the skit so his, his, his. I can feel myself turning bright red at the thought of him pressed against mine. We agreed we would wait until after he turned 18. Damn it all!
I gently lifted One off of me and slipped soundlessly into the bathroom and turned the cold water on in the shower. It didn't help, but my hand did as I bit my other hand to muffle what noises I made. He was a light sleeper especially now with us looking over our shoulder constantly. I'm going to die. That is all there is to it.
Once I had a towel wrapped around me, I checked on One again to find him still sleeping peacefully before going to the living room and working; printing the pictures out and double checking that there were no signs of how we got the pictures to begin with.
It took almost all night but that didn't matter, not to me. I had to make sure he was safe. I put the clips of hair into the envelope and sealed the envelope with Eraserhead already scrawled across the front of it. We wouldn't deliver it until tomorrow but that doesn't matter. It was ready.
Today we put on our regular disguises and got some much needed supplies before hiding away at home again after making the drop off. Once the door was locked again we turned the TV on and watched some old favorites hanging out and talking. For fucks sake I could listen to One talk day and night everyday if I could.
Before we knew it it was 3 in the afternoon again and we started putting on our disguises again. I do NOT like having the scales attached to me. Not at all, it felt so wrong and gross. It didn't take nearly so long this time considering we already had everything together. My hair done up the flaming red again I looked over at One.
Even blue he was a fucking hunk, the way his muscles rippled under his skin should be against the fucking law. I helped him attach the horns again in his now blond hair and once everything was done it was time to put in the contacts. It was unsettling to see his eyes, red surrounded by blond hair and blue skin. I know it had to be just as bad for him with my hair, skin and eyes all changed for the mission.
"You ready?" I asked him only to get a nod from him. On the one hand it was a good thing to be so sexually frustrated, it helped with the disguises. It's kind of hard to say someone is lying about fucking when you can see how hard they are for each other while they are standing right in front of you.
I took a deep breath and we made our way to the tree to get our badges, within the hour we were back at the L.O.V. 's hideout again. This time we needed more specific information and we could only get that by chatting up the villains. Well me chatting that is. One was storing all the information away in his head or notepad that he was hiding in his pocket. We've been doing this for a couple months now and most everyone knows us either one way or the other.
My disguise was easy, get fucking angry about anything that happened to or about One but otherwise be super friendly with everyone or make the goo goo eyes at One. Two of the three were easy. Being nice? Not so much, I've spent far too long being angry about life in general. But the other two made it easier because I had an easy fall back if being nice was getting too difficult.
We take a deep breath and see the guards from yesterday and once they turn to leave, we make our way to the post. They rounded the corner out of sight just as the next guards came from the other direction.
I made goo goo eyes at One. I make a show of checking my watch and once I see that 'my shift' is over I practically slide over and start caressing One. I run my fingers through his now wavy hair slightly tugging at it and earning a loud purr from him. I know we are acting but for fucks sake he is going to be the end of me if he keeps this up. Just a few more days until I can lock the bedroom door and shut out the world and all of the troubles it holds.
"Hey! We are on time today, wait until you get to your room to do that!" The older of the two guards scolded us. I look up at him surprised to see he has someone new with him today.
"We haven't done anything yet," my voice was calm and soothing and seemed to shock the guy. He was used to interrupting us and getting my mean side.
One started signing to me excitedly, and I paid close attention to what he was saying, smiling as I did. "One wants to know if he can ask you about your quirk? He loves learning about them." I sighed gently, wrapping my relaxed arms around him as I snuggled into his neck.
"Wait what?" The new guy actually jumped a little but otherwise we ignored him.
"Why?" The older guard asked, still shaken by my calmness.
"One is a bit of a fanboy. He could go on and on about quirks. Once upon a time he wanted to be a hero but well..." I left my statement unfinished. Our disguises gave them the answer for me, we were scary looking. Going so far as to say we looked like villains.
The older guy coughed, clearing his throat before nodding. One took out his notepad and excitedly looked at me ready to start. "So you want me to start with the usual questions?" I asked as if we didn't already have this all planned out.
He nodded happily and turned towards the guard who was now grinning at him. That's how it always started. We managed to get information on a good dozen, maybe two people this way. All only too happy to talk about themselves and their quirks. They never gave us their actual names but that's okay, we just took their code names and One drew a quick sketch of them.
We left just before the change of shifts again. We managed to see the two from before again and stopped to chat before leaving wanting to get an idea of who the night guard was. They were unremarkable but when the other two guards mentioned One's love of quirks they were only too happy to tell us all about theirs. Making life so much easier for us in the future.
"So wait just a second, why were you always so angry before today?" Blob asked, seriously his code name is Blob.
"Obviously I like One quite a bit," I raised an eyebrow at him getting his attention. "And I REALLY don't like to be interrupted." I couldn't stress the word enough making sure he understood what I was getting at. Understanding shows across his face as fast as it took for it to turn bright red.
"Right interrupted," he was practically gagging on his words but I don't care. So many homophobes in the world it really is crazy nowadays.
"Anyway Blob we won't be in for a few days so could you rework the schedule for while we are gone?" I asked lightly, snuggling into One's neck as I spoke.
"Wait, why not?" He was shocked and I couldn't help rolling my eyes.
"We are going out of town to celebrate for a few days, maybe even a week who knows?" I gently rubbed my nose along One's hairline, getting him to squirm a little under my touch.
"But, but, but," the new guy stuttered, Mac I think his name was. Blob waved him off, effectively silencing him.
"Just let me know when you come back and I'll put you back on the roster," he nodded, trying to smile at us as I placed a light kiss on my lover's neck. "See you sometime next week!" He waved before walking away himself, leaving the other two guards at their post and the new guy chasing after him.
One waved at the remaining guards and pulled me away while biting his lower lip seductively. I followed only willingly and I wasn't surprised to hear the remaining guard's voices.
The girl said, "Oh my God! I ship them so much!"
The guy, her twin brother, said, "Shut the hell up. Don't you know who they are?" There was a silence where she must have shook her head no. "They are the Drug Lovers; One and Two. They say that if either of them touch you, you will pass out and wake up tied upside down across town. No one knows what they do to you while you're unconscious either." I could hear the shiver in his voice and it took everything I had not to bust up laughing.
It was so hard to fake a quirk but our appearance helped so much in that regard. Most think it was a mutation quirk. People talked about us and one thing led to another that led to another. This was by far the most outrageous one yet though. It's been almost two months since we started this mission so they had plenty of time to come up with some very entertaining ideas.
It wasn't long before we were back at the tree where we hid the badges and we did it again. We silently made our way to the children's center and we handed a lollipop to a kid with white hair. He happily took it and pinched both of us so we turned small again and we changed our clothes hiding our normal clothes in the backpacks we usually hid away here.
While carrying our backpacks we go to the park making sure we are not followed before going across town again and silently sneaking into our house again. It was much easier as children and One was dressed like a young girl wearing a frilly but dark colored dress.
Once we were safely inside he went and took a shower while I cooked, removing his disguise. Unfortunately the food didn't actually make it to our stomachs. Our stained colored skin wouldn't wash away without sugar, of all things. We could be out in a rain storm or crying our eyes out but it wouldn't leave even so much as a trail without sugar to scrub it off, my scales however could still come off. But we figured we could just say I was shedding which if we had any luck would gross them out more.
Finally a little time to relax. Tomorrow I would be the one delivering the letter to Eraserhead while One kept working on his notes. Once he was dry and silently filling his notepad and notebooks in front of him while he scribbled away in them, his pancakes left forgotten. He added a bunch of details to everything from the sketches to whatever bits of home life we had learned about today.
I went about cleaning up after my own shower and before going to bed early. The next few days One would be hard at work detailing each person in the books. We need everything to be perfect and that means nothing could happen to the L.O.V. while we were gone.
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