Chapter 15: Holy Scotland 7
"...That's kind of terrifying," Akeno bit her lip, "We'd need a Satan or something to take someone like that on."
Well considering how easily Kokabiel was beating their asses and Vali clapped his ass in like ten seconds flat, he'd wager so.
"No need to look so glum, Tits Mcgee," Yarden spoke up before she could end up wallowing, "You're doing me a favour here aren't you? So I'll keep an eye out for my boy Issei while I'm here and if the guy turns up, I'll kick his ass for you."
Akeno blinked, "Wait, but didn't you just say he was a lot more powerful than you?" she asked, confused.
"Power wise sure, but I wouldn't say we're that far off of each other physically even if they use Balance Breaker," Yarden shrugged, "And my sword Grian, it's a sword specifically empowered from killing a White Dragon Emperor in the past, it's great for killing Albion's hosts." not to mention the fact it was a holy sword and Vali was half devil.
Plus, with Delete Field? Well, bye bye Divide. Vali wouldn't be stealing his power, but Yarden wondered, how would Vali like to have his own power be stolen for once? Once Vritra got Absorption Line back, well the tables would indeed be turned.
"Ara, well aren't you brave? Willing to take on someone you've already admitted is far more powerful than you for a friend you just made and a favour as minor as what you asked," A smoky look replaced the lost expression Akeno had before and she sent a teasing smile his face, "And Tits Mcgee? Shouldn't you be respecting your elders a bit more young man?"
"Hey, you're the one with those huge tits of yours basically hanging out in my face," Yarden smirked and crossed his arms once again, "Not that I'm complaining, you have maybe the best racks I've ever seen, but it makes it hard to focus on much of anything but them, especially with what you're wearing?"
"Ara? Are my breasts really that distracting? Perhaps you and Issei-kun have a few things in common besides having Sacred Gears with dragons within them." Akeno teased, and then took things even further by crossing one arm under her mass of cleavage and hefting up her huge breasts, before pulling her arm back and letting them fall back down, bouncing and jiggling lewdly.
Yarden despite his supreme Scottish willpower, swallowed heavily. "Damn..." he couldn't help but mutter. The way they jiggled and bounced, while giving off a glossy sheen due to their dampness and the light shining down from above-
Honestly, it was just his supreme Scottish willpower that stopped his 'Vritra' from going 'Juggernaut Drive'.
'...No I thought Ddraig and Albion had it bad. But you're going to end up getting me called the Dick Dragon King you fool! Stop, I command you to stop referring to your penis by my name this instant!...please?' Vritra's powerful voice went from commanding to begging in a single sentence.
'Alright...' Yarden agreed, for now. He heard Vritra give off a sigh of relief before the dragon king fell silent. The Scottish teen looked up from those sinfully divine tits and looked Akeno in the eye, "Great as the view is, I'm not Issei, so don't think you can tease too much without having to follow through."
"Oh?" Akeno's lips curved up, "Is that so?" she challenged.
Well, if she wanted to play, he wouldn't back down, "You need to suck the dragon power out right?" Yarden asked, changing the subject as he 'let go' as it were.
Akeno blinked, "That's right," she replied, "I need a physical part of your body to drain it through." she explained.
Nodding, Yarden stood up, as did the towel over his waist as it began to tent out more and more, to the point where it looked like someone had stuck a literal spear down there, and then he promptly whipped it off an instant later, letting his impressively large Scottish manhood flop out, half hard and slap meatily at the end of this thigh, "Well then if you wanna keep up this game, you can suck the dragon energy out of my cock then." he grinned at her and grasped his dick around the base, lazily stroking it and bringing it up to point it threateningly in her direction.
"...Oh my..." Akeno's eyes went wide open at the sudden turn of events, and wider still at the size of his 'weapon'.
As expected, even the massive tease and 'ultimate sadist' that was Akeno, could barely form words in front of the power of Scotland.
His dick was Scottish. It totally counted as far as he was concerned.
"Well?" Yarden grinned at her, it was his turn to tease.
Akeno stared at his cock for a few moments wide eyed before swallowing heavily herself and calming down a bit, "....Okay you win," she admitted, giggling a bit, "Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not really interested in sleeping with a boy I just met, fun as you may seem."
"Fair enough," Yarden shrugged. He was disappointed of course, but he wasn't actually expecting her to take him up on it. He sat back down on the couch, sprawling over it casually and not bothering to put his towel back on, "There is one thing I want to ask you though." he still wanted her though, and he knew how to go about getting on that route.
Manipulative of him, yes. But, Scotland would forgive him.
Akeno tore her eyes from his dick and raised an eyebrow at him, and he noticed her cheeks were flushed, "And what's that?" she asked.
"I saw the rating game you had against the flaming chicken guy and his peerage," Yarden began, "The thing that gets me though, is why you didn't use your other powers? If you broke out your power as a Fallen angel, you would have been able to more or less beat down that entire peerage by yourself by my reckoning." twice as powerful and with holy attacks that Riser and Ravel couldn't just heal from? Yeah, they would have been fucked.
Akeno's eyes widened before immediately narrowing and the room felt like it cooled down significantly, "Where did you learn about that?" she demanded in a threatening hiss.
Eeesh.
Yarden withheld a wince, she really didn't like that being brought up, "Did Sona not tell you?" the younger teen raised an eyebrow at her, still not threatened at all, he was a Scottish lad after all, "The group I was a part of knew basically everything there was to know about Rias Gremory and her peerage, which included you." he explained.
Akeno's lips pulled up into a bit of a snarl, but Yarden was never the most patient type and pushed on before she could reply, "I get it has something to do with how your mother died and being ashamed or something of yourself for being part fallen," he got right to the root of the issue, "But, I really don't see anything to be ashamed of. From what I've learned of you, you're a pretty amazing girl and having the power of a fallen angel doesn't change that. I just feel like you could have saved your king a lot of effort and stress if you busted that power out and roasted the Phenex guy." and he did actually mean that. Akeno was always one of his favourites and he thought she was pretty awesome.
She wasn't Scottish of course, but he didn't hold that against her, and he could fix that at any time by putting some 'Scottish Essence' in her whenever she wanted.
Akeno's lips continued pulling up into a snarl until his words registered and she gave him a stunned look. Her mouth opened and closed a few times as she tried and failed to find words to respond, before her shoulders simply slumped, apparently giving up, "Let's just get down to business for now, shall we?" she sighed.
"If you want, it's fine with me." Yarden shrugged. He kind of felt like a bit of a dick right now to be honest. But if she did take his words to heart, she'd be way better off for it, right?
'You have all the delicate grace of a bull in a china shop.' Vritra snorted.
'Oh, thanks mate! You're a badass too!' Yarden replied.
'....That wasn't a....you know what, I give up. I am done with you for at least the next hour. I need a break.' Vritra sighed in defeat.
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