Chapter 42: A Very Crazy Priest
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In The Previous Chapter
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Faraam-….
Acnologia- As I had some fun I'll save your soul... at least what's left of it
Surrounding his hand in a purple aura Acnologia released a wave of energy that hit Faraam and freed his soul to reincarnate...
Acnologia- Hope to see you again… NAMELESS KING
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Reality
Faraam woke up in the grotto, from his long dream, the man had his face covered with tears, but he wiped them away without wasting time…
Faraam-… Time to go home…
System- 'Yes player'
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Currently
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Faraam was staring with a neutral face at a screen that appeared in front of him as soon as he woke up…
[You got all your titles and blessings from your past life]
[You obtained the God of War title]
[You obtained the title God Master of Weapons]
[You got the title f̵̛̤̠͕̤͉̹̟͕̟̺̬̙̅͐̏̔̅̕͜e̷̩̬̫̻̺͔͐͑̈͘d̸̨̨̟̹̞̗̫̪̫̣̦̅̅͊̿̅̾̐͋ę̸̨̭̟̹̞̗̫̪̫̣̦̅̅͊̿̅̾̐͋ḙ̢̺͔͎̈͒̓̑̐͜l̨̧̨̧̺̬̠̠̺͎̺̬̠̠̺͎̔͒̅̓͒̒̆̄͛̄̔͒̅̓͒̒̆̄͛̄͠͠h̸̪̊̈͑͌̔̊͛ȁ̵̛̬͎̩͈̦͇͔̦̓̓̍̊̾̾͒̿̚͠͠ṑ̷̧̮̬͔͓̩̤͈̙͈̺̮̕͜͝ ̷̯̳̗̄̏̄͒̒̅̚͝ Error !! Recalculating ....]
[You got the title The Joker]
[All your statuses have been updated]
Faraam passed his gaze over the small screen with a look of surprise…
Faraam- What the fuck…
System- 'My god... player-'
[Y̶̮̲͎͈̿͂͛͆͌̅̚ô̴̢͍̬̯̈͌̿ȗ̸͇̼̍͋͜r̵̨̝͗̚͜ ̸̢̛̘͖̱̒̄̄̊̕s̵̳̋̄̏͘y̶̤̭̲̳̏̓͗̈́s̸͕̫̱̖̅́̍͗̈́͋͜͝t̸̼̦̃e̵̡̮͈̗̤̹͕̒́m̷̨̩̝͒͛̂͋͋ ̴̧̦͓̠͉̤͓̈́̀͋͆̃h̸̟̓̑̏̚͘͜͝a̵̛̛̙̽̀̔̐͝s̷̼̞̘͓̯͋̈̆ ̷̼̂͠b̸̢̦̟̒̂̀̑̊̕e̸̥͇̤͌̂̆͝ẻ̶̻̯͚̺̏n̴̨̻̲̦̊͗̚ ̸̢̞͓̜̼̆̅̔͒͝d̵̢͈̅̈́̈́̎̀̚͝i̷̢͕̩̭̳̾ś̸̜̖̭̭̩c̷̭̻͕̠̑̚̕ͅo̵̮̲͊n̸̢̰̯̝̙̥͖̽̕͝n̴̳̖̜̳̩͚̳͌̆͐̚͠͝e̵̘̘̾̿̈́̑̈́c̶̹̞̱̫̘̪͋̑͆t̷͍͆̈́̊̉̾͛͝ę̴̱̩̱̲́d̸̜̟͖̽̃̚͘͝ ̵͖͍͝f̵̧͈̘̜̻̹̦̂̑̊̎̚͘̕ṙ̴̭̈́̏̔̈́o̵͎͂̀̊̈͘͝m̴̡̟̤̃̐̀̋͘̚͜ ̷̨͍̐̊̾̾͒̔͜t̶̛̹̭̉̍͒̒̀̀ĥ̷͉͚̝͜e̶̡̺̼̓̃͂̽̃͊̎ ̴̛̩̩̯͛̎̍̍̐̆m̸̞͎̫̌̃̊͝o̵͓͒͛t̴̛̛̮̀͂̋̍̕h̷̡̳̼̿̍ḛ̴̡̧͈͈̈͗͊͒r̶̹̼͇̆́́́͒͑ ̶͓̂̿͂̾́̀s̶͓͎̞͍̗͉̑̆́̎͛͝y̸̦̽̆͌̈́͛̋š̵̨̜̖̦͍̘̊̀̐͒͆͝t̵̞̤̲̭͔̤̀̅̕͝ḛ̸͖̤́̀̑͜͝m̵͔̞̖̜̫̭̉̾̍̌͗̚͝]
This time the player was taken aback by the message that popped up in front of his eyes…
Faraam- Who the fuck wrote this... the motherfucker had Parkinson's...
System- 'Pfff...hahaha...what a bad joke...apparently we were forcibly disconnected from the mother system'
Faraam- And what does that mean?
System- 'For you, nothing changes since I am directly connected to your soul... but it also means that I can't get certain information... this also confirms that Kratos has already started to move'
Faraam- Hmm… I forgot about that egg-headed son of Krillin and Saitama…
System- 'Exactly player...your stats look like they exploded with this latest update...'
Faraam- Speaking of which…Status…
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Connection with mother system impossible…
Status
Name: Faraam
Age: 28
Title: Reincarnated (+1 sp in all attributes) ↓
Divinely Universal Luck (+1 000 000 000 luck)
The Joker(The number of father jokes has been increased by 300% unconsciously)
God Of War (All his followers will get a permanent 1300% stat boost as long as there is war)
Master God of Weapons(His mastery is perfect... 3000% bonus on any weapon he uses)
Stoner God (All his followers will get a 300% permanent stat boost when they smoke 'tea' in his honor)
Spear God (+70 % damage with any spear)
Destroyer (Destroy more than 70 000 dungeons = +60% magic and physical damage)
Seller (Earn more than 1 billion from your trades, all your trades are 100% successful)
Home-their (+69% chance to seduce someone)
Drug Enemy (0.00000001% chance that a man dressed as Lion will appear in his room during the night)
Race: God (God of Cannabis) ↓
Level: 100 000
Affiliation: Adventurer's Guild (Rank S)↓
Kingdom of Herannor (Royal Guardian)
Kingdom of Kian (King?)
Exp: 9̵̭͗͗̔͒9̸̯̘̞͔̜̯͙̍̊͌͆͘͝9̴̴͈̝̖̪̳̩͈̝̖̪̳̩͆̔̾̆͆̔̾̆ ̷͙̭̹̻̣͍̼͛̑̕9̵̘͋̋9̵͎͉̫̪̦̟̒9̷̯̏͊̌̒̈̈͆ ̴̴̨̧̡̨̧̡̘͖̞̪̭̳̘̘̘͖̞̪̭̳̘̘͗͒͐͗͒͐̈9̘̯̖̟͇̹̘̯̖̟͇̹͐̐̔̆͆̍̊͐̐̔̆͆̍̊̕̕͠͠9̟͎̞̟͎̞͊̅̆̒̓̽̌͊̅̆̒̓̽̌͝͝9̴̴̛̛̹̹̔̔ / 999 999 999
Messages (0) ↓
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HP:90 085 478 000/90 085 478 000 MP:70 088 765 600/70 088 765 600 (↓ 00)
STR:15 100 107 578 VIT:17 345 841 478
DEX: 18 000 967 782 INT: 15 386 887 656
WIS:14 287 997 434 LUCK:90 876 906 970
Sp's: 0 (skill points 10 level)
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Skills
Active:
Eye of Ashel (lvl 10/10) (30 MP)
Teleport (5000 Mp)
Lightning Lance (lvl 300/300) (300 Mp)(damage x30)
Lightning Controller (500/500) (300 Mp)(damage x50)
(Depending on how the skill is used, it can create anything from weapons to strange spells)
Storm Controller (500/500) (300 Mp)(damage x50)
(Depending on how the skill is used, it can create anything from weapons to strange spells)
World Magic: Reality Marble(5 000 000 000 Mp)
(World Magic: Reality Marble an ability I can only use once a year... it allows you to alter and shape reality around the entire planet...)
Universal Magic: Your mother, that fat one (0 Mp)
(Universal Magic: Your mother, that fat one is an insult type skill which is used to decrease your enemy's will by 30% thus decreasing your enemy's damage by 40%)
Race Ability:
Gods Blessing ↓ (100 000 MP)(+1100%)(Gains 10% every thousand levels)
(Increases damage dealt by 1100% for 3 minutes)
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Passives:
Player's Mind↓
(Makes you remain calm and logical most of the time)
Player body↓
(Makes the wielder live as if in a game)
Master spearman (100/100)
Supersonic hand (50% strength and speed in your right hand ;) )
(After some time alone in the dungeons he acquired this great skill)
Race Ability:
Gods luck ↓
(70% chance to steal status from dead enemies)
Family Father ↓
(70% chance your wife will have twins up to Quintuplets…. Good luck)
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Faraam- Twenty-eight years … I'm old … every year I get a year older … hehehe
Faraam- Hey, son of a crooked fuck... but what the fuck happened to my status... what do you mean another 70% chance your wife will have twins to Quintuplets
Faraam placed his hand on his head as he looked at his unbalanced statuses…
Faraam- My God...
System- 'You've gotten strong... too much... what the fuck skill is this [Supersonic Hand]'
Faraam- Hmph… nothing…
System- 'Right ... what are you going to do now ... just to let you know it's been seven days since your memories started to recover '
Faraam- A week? I'm fucked... Arthuria is going to kill me...
System- 'Good luck player…. I'll be at your funeral'
Faraam- Son of a bitch-
Location Capital of Kian
A man with long white hair is walking through the streets of the capital of Kian, the man wears white clothes and a golden crown that indicates his position of power in the kingdom, this man is Faraam who was happy, in his hand you can see a small box..
*Hafff*
System- 'I don't understand why you are so happy...'
Faraam- 'Finally found a fucking tobacco shop in this fucking world'
System- 'You sometimes frighten me on a negative side'
Faraam walked slowly through the Kian streets as many commoners passed the man and spoke of the same…
Commoner 1- Looks like the king has returned
Commoner 2- Hmmm …Does he know about the –
*Uffff*
The man gave the other a small punch and made a silent sign with his index finger…
Commoner 1- shut up… the king is back now… very likely he doesn't know…
Commoner 2- Looks like Kian is going to shake today...
The two men shivered at the thought and continued their walk as Faraam had a strange look on his face and didn't quite understand what was happening...
Faraam- Hmm … is that? … noup …. Impossible …
The man continued walking until he entered a dubious street and saw an interesting sign.
[Third day of celebration of the saint of cannabis]
Faraam abruptly stopped his walk and stared at the sign for a minute.
Faraam- Saint of cannabis … but who is the animal? …
Faraam went to the door where the sign was and opened it and behind it was a small church full of people and with a woman standing by the door looking at Faraam and couldn't believe the king was there...
Woman-King Faraam …
The woman made a small bow and continued talking…
Woman- It's 50 Draconis to enter...
The player's curiosity was so great that the man threw a bag full of coins to the woman, who already gave a small cigarette made of 'tea' to the man...
Faraam - What is this?
Woman- Hamm … is part of the ritual that the priest does …
Faraam shrugged and went behind a pillar in one of the corners of the small place to avoid attention…
Seconds later a priest walked in... who looked like a bodybuilder the man was so big he looked like he had biceps on his biceps...
Faraam- 'Fuck... that priest kills demons by beating them with his fists'
System- 'I think that priest... destroys you with a punch'
Father- Brothers …. We are here today to celebrate another day with the blessings of our great saint…. The King Faraam…
Faraam- 'Oh no'
System- 'Holy triangular square pebble...'
Faraam- 'affff'
Father- Thanks to him and what he brought, farmers are able to produce immensely and people don't get tired... it's as if the 'Tea' was blessed
Faraam- 'Looks like my title bonus created a religion...perfect'
System- 'ahahahahaah'
Faraam - Amen Brothers
???- Amen
???- Amen
???- Amen, motherfucker
Father- Calm down brother Gilberto … to end this great ceremony we will light this-
30 minutes later
Faraam stood in front of his castle door and kept a hand on his face as he thought…
Faraam- Where the fuck did I get myself… haf… I'm tired I'm going to take a vacation…
The man pulled his right fist back and gave a powerful blow to the door causing it to evaporate…
Faraam- I arrived motherfuckers!!!
System- 'You are sick, you know….'
Faraam- Hehehe
A few minutes earlier in the Throne Room
Around a round table it is possible to see three people being Escanor, Arthuria and Gilgamesh, all kept a serious face, in front of the three leaders we can see Usan who is kneeling…
Escanor- Any news Usan?
Usan- Nothing… it's like they have evaporated from this world… we searched the entire continent and we have no clues…
Gilgamesh- Hmmm… this is a problem… the only option is that this abduction is linked to the gods in some way… as Faraam had one as an enemy…
Usan looked at Arthuria who had red eyes from crying and sleep deprivation thanks to spending days on end looking for her daughter...
Escanor- Hmmm … now that I think about it … and does Mr. Faraam already know about this?
Arthuria hearing this even thought that her heart stopped beating for a second… due to having been focused on looking for her daughter the woman forgot about her husband…
Usan- He doesn't know anything...
Gilgamesh- Wow...
Escanor- Hey...
Gilgamesh- I think he will be elated…
Arthuria- I... later-
*Boom*
Usan- …
???- I arrived motherfuckers!!!
Escanor- Haaa… why does he always arrive at the worst times…
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TO BE CONTINUED...
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