Chapter 44: 10.1 So Fresh You Take My Breath Away
Somehow Stanley managed to convince Ezraphel not to have sex until after the date since it was the main source of distraction during her lessons on proper modern etiquette. It really says something about Stanley that he has to learn modern etiquette lessons from a woman who came from a dimension that was in its early industrial age at best. Then again in his defense she is literally magical so his pride is still intact, mostly.
Aside from the lessons and no sex policy final preparations for the date included him taking a trip to the barbershop. No longer did Stanley have shoulder length magically glossy hair but instead it was in a 'short textured' style. As he admired himself in the mirror Stanley came to a startling conclusion
"Goddamn I look hot."
Having just taken a shower Stanley was clad in his boxers, in front of the full length mirror attached to his closet. His new haircut now damp after a thorough wash combined with his relatively new and also damp muscular body cut a damn good impressive figure. No doubt if Ezraphel was there to witness it she would have all but demanded a quickie before they left.
Fortunately she wasn't because earlier that day she had made the shocking declaration that they not make contact with each other after a certain time. That point in time happened to occur when Stanley was on the road getting a few male cosmetic products because apparently everything has an expiration date. He had bought deodorant, cologne and even lotion for this occasion and applied them as he saw fit. Once back home it took him about thirty minutes to shower and groom himself. His hair got a decent combing, hairspray and a moderate amount of gel to give him that suave look which was more effective with his incubus body.
Finally it was time to get dressed and for this he had a number of wardrobe options thanks to Ezraphel's insistence on having more than one outfit for other dates. He was embarrassed to say that he never even thought of getting more than a single outfit since it never occurred to him that he would be going on other dates with her, at least not the kind that would require clothes like these.
In any case the outfits were washed, cleaned, pressed, tastefully arranged and hung up in his closet by Ezraphel herself. She even labeled them and gave the shoes matching labels because apparently she had the time to do that. After contemplating his choices for a minute, taking into consideration a myriad of things he finally made his decision…
"Eenie, meenie, miney you"
What he chose was a white T-shirt, dark blue corduroy blazer with brown lining the top of the pockets, black slacks with matching dress shoes from a brand he didn't care too much to find out.
Looking at himself in the mirror Stanley was shocked "I look so fucking cool right now."
For the first time in a decade Stanley had actual confidence in physical attraction. To commemorate this moment he had to take a selfie but he didn't upload it though, no this photo was going to be archived along with the others for when he wanted to reminisce past glories.
God his life was sad…
Not anymore though because now he has the body of a mini Adonis, he's got a hot Succubus waifu, he's getting laid so many times the late great Hugh Hefner would give him a commendation and chances are high that whether the date succeeds or not he's going to get some more tonight.
In short, life is good.
The only way it could get even better is if he had a theme song…
"Wait a minute…" his head poked out his door "SIRI!"
Five Minutes Later…
Stanley walked out his room to the sound of opening drums, looking like an absolute boss as swaggered down the stairs singing along to OutKast…
"Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh so clean"
(So fresh and so clean clean)
"Don't you think I'm so sexy I'm dressed so fresh so clean"
(So fresh and so clean clean)
"Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh so clean"
(So fresh and so clean clean)
"I love when you stare at me I'm dressed so fresh so clean"
(So fresh and so clean clean)
By the time he reached living room he felt so fresh and clean that in a bid of nostalgic insanity he started dancing like Tobey Maguire in Spider-Man 3.
'I have no regrets!'
Then Big Boi was abruptly cut off.
"The hell?"
Just as he was wondering if there was a malfunction the tantalizing smell of perfume hit him just as the iconic opening instrumentals of Berlin's hit song began to play.
Watching every motion
In my foolish lover's game
*Clack*
At the sound he finally turned to the top of the stairs and "oh my glob…" Stanley's heart raced faster than a normal human's as he took in the magnificent creature before him.
On this endless ocean
Finally lovers know no shame
Despite having her wings tucked away via magic transformation she glided down the stairs. Red heels clacked lightly with each graceful step, the sway of her hips and the slight bounce of her breasts were made very clear by the strapless red dress. It was practically painted on her, starting just above her breasts and ending just above her knee and let's not forget that plunging neckline that was somehow shaped like a heart instead of a V.
Turning and returning
To some secret place inside
She wore jewelry in the form of ruby drop earrings and a vaguely familiar looking necklace that was also red. There was a lot of red on her person including her lips not that she needed any makeup to begin with but the color complimented her porcelain skin. Her hair was curled and styled into an elaborate bun with a few curled strands purposefully left to dangle on the sides of her head.
Watching in slow motion
As you turn around and say
She reached the bottom of the stairs, a charming smile on her ace as her eyes roamed his body just as his hers and finally he spoke or at least tried to do a sentence
"Ez wow I…you…"
Take my breath away~
Strangely enough she seemed almost as flustered as he was taking in his form "Stanley you…"
Take my breath away~
Stanley blinked before shouted "Siri, stop music"
And like that the music stopped.
"Okay first of all, wow" he said staring wide eyed at the woman "um, you uh…you look good Ez- great even. V-very beautiful and stuff…" he trailed off with a silent curse to himself for flopping right now.
He'd seen this woman naked multiple times, he shouldn't be so tongue twisted just because she put on a dress and dolled herself up!
Ezraphel giggled demurely "you look good as well Stanley, very…" she paused as her eyes roamed over him and for a moment said eyes flashed predatory before settling again "dashing."
"Heh, dashing huh? Hehe…" he cracked a smile before coughing into his fist and adopting a terrible posh accent held out his elbow "well milady, shall we?"
Ezraphel had to cover her mouth with a hand before adopting a proper noble demeanor "yes, we shall my Husband~"
As they walked to the garage Stanley spoke up "by the way how did you change the song?"
"Magic~"
"…that makes sense."
They entered the car and Stanley got the garage door open "Stanley can we listen to a song while you drive?"
"Sure" hooking up his phone to the car speakers and set his playlist to shuffle as he backed out the driveway making sure that the garage was closed.
Then a familiar guitar instrumental started causing Stanley to chuckle then laugh much to Ezraphel's surprise "what is it?"
"Nothing just…nostalgia"
As he drove down the street the song started…
Look for me
Young, B, cruisin' down the Westside Highway
Doin' what we like to do, our way
The entire drive would be spent listening to and singing/rapping off key to classic and contemporary love songs of various genres.
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