Chapter 2: New Life
Pov: general
' I hate my life.' Thought a grumpy looking baby, as she was being bathed by short and chubby blond haired woman.
" Oh, c'mon Parpar, give momma a smile" The woman asked, flashing the baby a warm smile, while rinsing the soap of the babies back.
As you might have guessed, the grumpy baby is our protagonist, Parsley or as what the mother referred to her as, Parpar.
'Ugh. I hate that nick name, sounds so stupid.' Parsley thought, fleshing an awkward smile to her mother. Apparently the awkwardness behind the smile wasn't conveyed properly if the mother's reaction is anything to go by.
"Ooooh! Your so cute! My little sapling, You're the cutest baby in the world!!" Angelica exclaimed, hugging the baby tight between her two bare mountains.
Blushing up a storm at the close contact with her cleavage, she turn her head away and try to distract herself with her status.
* Ding*
[ Displaying status screen ]
『 Name: Parsley
Age: 1/2
Lvl: 3
Gender: Futanari
Race: Dwarf
Titles: Reincarnator, Player
[Stats] [Skills] [Quest] [Help] 』
It's been roughly half a year since she reincarnated into this godforsaken world. ' Let's check my stats.' She thought, imediatly afterwards the system reacted and all her atrobutes where compiled and given a discretion.
*Ding*
[ Stats ]
『 HP: 100/100
MP: Nope
Stamina: Bro you can barely crawl, what stamina?
Strength: HA!
Speed: Trash
Endurance: Dude can't even take a smack to the bum without crying
Wisdom: You watch anime, your the wisest person in the room
Intelligence: You were still in high-school, so I guess your not stupid
Willpower: 15 Cause why not
』
Looking at the discriptions, her grumpy face returns full force, seemingly still not used to unique ness of her system.
' Ugh. Why in ROB's name couldn't I get a normal system.' She grumbeled internally in annoyance.
Dismissing the stats she continued overvuing her progress by looking at her skills. ' Open the skills, allong with their discriptions.'
[ Skills ]
Players Mind Lvl: 28
-Players Mind is a passive skill that keeps the player calm under exposure to intense emotions and high stress situations, or when the player is attacked by mental based magic.
Note: Players Mind is a highly diluted version of the gamers mind that Player is aware of.
Players Body Lvl: MAX
-Players Body is a passive skill that clears almost all negative status affects that are harming the Player by simply sleeping on a bed for 8 hours. It also enhances the healing capabilities of the Player and recharges stamina completely after a nights rest.
Note: Players body is a highly diluted form of gamers body that you are aware of, so any enjoy does not simply disappear.
Intermediate Drawing Lvl: 4
-Intermediate Drawing is a passive skill that lets the Player have an easier time giving form to something that is within the realm of imagination.
Note: The higher the Lvl, the easier it becomes to give form to images in your mind. Skill may evolve.
Beginner Writing lvl: 3
-Beginner Writing is a passive skill that allows the Player understand how to describe something accurately, and gives the Player insight as to when to use what word.
Note: The higher the Lvl, the more accurate the descriptions, and at a high enough Lvl the player should be able to imprint the image itself into words.
Beginner Polyglot Lvl: 7
-Beginner Polyglot is a passive skill that shows the Players capability to learn multiple languages. this skill allows the Player to more easily understand different languages, and even get a rudimentary feel for an unknown language that the Player inspects for the first time.
Note: If this skill reaches a high enough level it will evolve into a more advanced skill.
Beginner cooking Lvl: 1
-Beginner cooking is a passive skill that shows and improves the Players proficiency in the art of cooking, it also allows the Player to understand recopies to a large extent, and perform well enough for the food to be edible.
Note: The higher the skill, the easier the merging of mana with the food becomes, witch in tern cause temporary stat boosts.
Beginner Iaido Lvl: 1
-Beginner Iaido is a passive skill that shows and improves the Players proficiency in the sword art known as Iaido.
When holding a katana, strength and speed gain small boost.
Note: The higher the Lvl, the easier the techniques become, and the possibility to merge the use of mana with said techniques.
Beginner Taekwondo Lvl: 2 (Regressed)
-Beginner Taekwondo is a passive skill that shows and improves the Players proficiency in the art of taekwondo.
When attacking using taekwondo techniques, the attack's gain extra force behind them.
Note: the higher the Lvl, the easier the technieks become, and the possibility to merge the use of mana with said techniques.
Prefect Recall Lvl: 9
-Prefect Recall is an active/passive skill that allows the Player to remember anything and everything the has happened in the Players life.
When actively used, The processing of the information becomes easer and clearer than normal. Using this skill actively for to long causes severe headaches.
Note: If this skill reaches a high enough level it will evolve into a more advanced skill.
Ambidextrous Lvl: 2
-Ambidextrous is a passive skill that allows the Player to use both sides of the body to an equal level proficiency.
Note:...Yeah.....I got nothing.
*Ding*
Looking at her skills, her grumpy face subsides a little bit. ' At least I was able to make the most of my skills, despite being a toddler.' she thought, feeling quite satisfied with her progress despite the difficulties.
*Ding*
Hearing a notification, she exists skills and goes back to the main menu. looking at the different I-cons, she lets out a surprised noise after seeing which tab had a +1 on top of it.
"Guh?" Was the noise she unknowingly made.
"Hmnn? Is something wrong Parpar?" Angelica asks after seeing the toddler pause abruptly for a second.
Hearing her mothers concerned voice, Parsley broke out of her trance and started shaking her head rapidly. Something that Angelica apparently found very adorable.
"Kyaaaa~!! You're sooooo cute!!" She squeals in delight, squishing the baby dwarf in the process.
" Mmnnnmmhnmmmnn!!!! " Parsley voiced out, but was muffled by her mothers peaks.
Seemingly not aware of her daughter's distress, she continued hugging her while swinging her around in a repetitive motion.
"Fufufufu~" Where the last things our tragic hero heard before she died of suffocating. Truly the greatest horror, death by snusnu.
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(A/N: That was a joke btw, she didn't actually die)
Pov: Parsley
Sitting in my in my crib with a contemplative expression on my face, I look at the floating screen in front of me with interest.
*Ding*
[ Quest!! ]
- Learn to read! -
Description: It says it in the title, what more do you want?
Rewards: -1× Random skill
-Impressed parents
-....You learn how to read.
[ Side Quest!! ]
- Speak your first words. -
- Take your first steps. -
Description: Need I say more?
Rewards: -1× Skill points
-1× Random skill
-Awed parents
-....You know how to speak and walk.
*Ding*
Crossing my hands, and cupping my chin, I stare at the screen in contemplation. 'As i though, Its different again.' I surmised after thinking about all the interactions I've had with the system so far.
'Is my system bipolar or something?' I thought in confusion.
'I mean, the stats menu is condesending, the skills is kind and helpful, the main menu is none caring and now the quest menu is- is.....Ugh, I don't even know what it is.' Sighing in frustration, I close my eyes, fold my arms over each other, and deepening the serious expression on my face.
*Kachaa!*
Startled, I tumble from my sitting position to my sides. Looking up, I see my father with a blue crystal ball in his hands, a large goofy smile on his face, and a very exited Angelica by his side.
Peering at them through the wooden railings of my crib, with a confused expression on my face. I hear that strange sound again.
*Kachaa!*
"Oh, Angy! These photos will do great in the competition!" Dad howled out, in his usual loud voice, going on about some type of photo competition.
"See, I told you dear, our daughter makes the cutest expressions when she thinks no-one's looking. I just wish we could have bought a better quality 'Foto Sphere', we could even compete in the inter-city baby picture competition." Mom said after wards, elaborating about what type of compe- wait....
"Wah!?" ' Inter-city Baby picture competition?!! The f*ck kind of competition is that??! ' I shrieked internally and externally.
"Look Angy! Even little Parley's exited about it, HAHA!!" Dad laughed out, completely unaware of my misery.
'No!! I'm an introvert ROB dammit! You want to post my pictures for the whole world to see?! You demons!! ' I thought out in despair.
"Yeah, she's just raring to show her cuteness to the world! Oh, I cant wait to see the look on the judges face when they see Parpar for the first time. He he" She laughed along, picking me up from my crib.
' Unhand me woman!!! This is a betrayal of the highest order!! You foul beast, I shall pay you back for this. That I swear!!' I bawled out before I started sweating from my eyes, yeah....sweating....
"Ah! Is someone hungry, don't worry, momma's got you." She said, flashing me her boobs before directing my head to her milk dispenser.
I have no words....
[Players Mind has increased by 1 Lvl]
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