Chapter 81: 81 -=Similarities explained=-
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A/N: Read 10 chapters ahead in my P a T r E o N
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Kaede who had already noticed Rimuru took the bijuus appeared besides Touka and Blizzard in a clearing on the forest
"So… that idiot took the bijuu from here as well right?" She asked, frowning upon noticing their strange expressions
"What happened?" She asked them
"R-Rimuru-sama… *sniff* Are we… Are we useless?" Touka who didn't have a skill to give her emotional stability like Blizzard was the first to break down in tears
That isn't to say that Blizzard wasn't affected, she just didn't get as affected as touka by Rimuru's words
'... what did that bastard do to make them like this?' Kaede had imaginary steam coming out of her head in pure anger
<Probably said that his subordinates are better like he did before, no?>
Kaede looked at the crying Touka and took her face in his hands, making her look at him
"Hey,, touka… look at me
If you were useless I would have done something about it long ago, you know?
I think you and Blizzard don't know just how much you two mean to me…" Kaede said while comforting Touka, wiping away her tears
"Bu-But we failed you…" Touka said
"You fool… that doesn't matter in the slightest" Kaede said as she hugged touka
'Why does she even now resemble her?' she asked rhetorically, but to her surprise, she actually got an answer
<When a monster evolves after being named, they evolved based on their wishes and their masters wishes as well
But since Touka and Blizzard didn't have any personality before you named them, their evolution was completely based on your wishes, albeit not conscious ones
So they ended having similar appearances and personalities to your sisters>
'You mean that they look so alike because I wished for it involuntarily?' Kaede asked surprised
<Yes, that is exactly it> Ceres confirmed
...
Kaede suddenly sensed someone's gaze on them, since she was too focused on Touka and Blizzard before, she didn't notice it until now
She looked in the direction of where she sensed it and when her eye met Rimuru's…
"Hey…" Rimuru said with a bit of an awkward tone.
"Touka… gimme a sec please…" She let Touka get to the side for a bit before charging EVERY SINGLE BUFF SKILL SHE HAD
[Ashborn]'s [Ruler's authority] to boost herself forwards
[Devourer Of Gods]'s [God's wrath] to empower her attack
[Kurama]'s Kurama mode and 9 tailed chakra cloak
[Gyuki]'s 8 tailed chakra cloak
[Chomei]'s 7 tailed chakra cloak
[Isobu]'s 3 tailed chakra cloak
[Shukaku]'s one tail, totalizing 28 tails behind her, good thing they are just chakra
[Rinnegan]'s Attractive forces manipulation, to propel herself forwards as well as pull Rimuru in
[Tenseigan]'s chakra cloak and also attractive and repulsive forces again
And lastly [Hagoromo]'s sage of six paths senjutsu mode the only mode she didn't use was baryon mode because that was a last resort skill
Kaede moved at speeds only short of teleporting, and as soon as her fist landed
*BANG*
*Splatter*
Rimuru's stupid slime face exploded in all directions, and a BEEG shockwave was made behind the place where he stood.
*Plop*
Rimuru's 'body', or the pieces of it, fell down but Kaede could see he was just pretending after all, he is a slimy bastard
'This bastard… he dared to make Touka cry and thinks I would not hit him'
<You should really work on that temper of yours…>
'Not my fault. They look like my sisters, so he basically made my sister cry, he had it coming
Also… now, Karin mess him up'
Karin<Yes> in a sleepy voice, as always, Manas:Karin answered while she started to prepare some seals not mean to kill or damage Rimuru, but to still make him pay
In less than 1 second, using [Ceres] thought acceleration to the max, [Karin] created tons of prank styled seals and put them in every piece of Rimuru she saw splattered around the place
...
Suddenly, a few pokeballs containing the last Bijuu's Kaede needed appeared into the hands of Blizzard and Touka.
Then gigantic signs appeared behind them that said "Good job!" "You did it" "Best servants" and confetti started falling around
At the same time, Kaede was covered in a clown makeup and possibly more pranks
'Stupid'
[Devourer Of Gods] made a black swirl around Kaede, absorbing the makeup and the strange energy that was probably magicules
"Well well well Bansho ten'in" Kaede lifted her hand and used her attractive force to 'gather' the splattered Rimuru in a slimy ball
*PLOP*
It fell on the ground in front of her, but did not move back to his form
'Lazy bastard…'
Touka straight up ignored the stupid signs as she was still mad at that rude slime
Blizzard on the other hand, walked over to his now blob body and pointed at him
"[Hel, lord of ice]" she snap froze him and started stomping his frozen body
"Stupid slime that made us look stupid and used stupid signs to stupidly annoy us even more
Stupid stupid stupid"
*Crack*
The ice cracked a bit and Kaede saw the 'Rimuru' inside create an eye and look at his real body with a betrayed expression worth of an acting prize
'So, that is how people feel when fighting me?… crazy' she contempled
...
"Had enough yet?" Rimuru asked, looking at the fallen ice.
"Humpf!" Blizzard turned her head away from him, she saw his reflexion on the fake Rimuru's eye
Talk about a great eyesight
"Listen, I didn't realize that it was that important to everyone here. But there's no need to get that aggressive." Rimuru said while making the sign disappear.
"Oh nonono. YOU made MY subordinates cry and you want to have reason at your side? Dream on!" Kaede said in a VERY annoyed tone
<temper, master… temper>
'Shut it'
"Listen, you started it. I am in the middle of my vacation so I am trying to be chill. But if you keep provoking everyone you come across one day they might come a time when you mess with someone you shouldn't. And your two subordinates might have to pay the price to save you. Take some advice from this old man. No?" Rimuru said as he began one of his dad lectures.
"Shut up, it is not my fault you are a reincarnator who has less humor sense than a rock
And I can die, but they wouldn't be touched. Believe in me, if I was afraid of death, then I wouldn't have [Ashborn]" Kaede crossed her arms as she looked at Rimuru with an annoyed gaze again
...
"You just thought something very rude, didn't you?" Kaede asked, starting to show signs of awakening the oh so feared woman's intuition
"You'd look like my daughter if you had purple hair. She's got a similar temper." Rimuru said as he rubbed his head.
Kaede immediately used shapeshift to look like an older version of herself, with longer and darker hair, closer to black than brown now
...
"Again, you talk about m but you are always thinking something rude
Oh well, the hypocrisy" Kaede said, her voice now a bit graver
"I never claimed I wasn't," Rimuru said as he did a no u on the perv thing.
"Too late, I have already used that one" Kaede said
"So, what's left on the agenda? Got the Bijuu already." Rimuru said ignoring her last words and just changing the topic.
"You say sorry to my subordinates and go the hell away from my world" Kaede said, still crossing her arms
"I already did." Rimuru said as he pointed to the good work signs.
"I said SAY sorry what are you? An internet hater who can only use written words?"
"It's the thought that counts. I used confetti and everything." Rimuru said before teleporting next to the two subordinates.
"They are not kids Touka was an immortal cat who lived longer than your own world" facts
'Ceres, keep yourself on max alert in case he even THINKS of doing something bad to them'
<kay>
Albeit unlikely, don't underestimate an overprotective person, ask Itachi if you don't believe
"Touka, Blizzard. Sorry about that. I get carried away when I am left alone with Ciel." Rimuru said as he remembered the crimes against life during their honeymoon.
Rimuru spawned a carrot cake and a plate of sushi.
"Shuna made this for me, so it should be the best food you all have tasted."
Handing them the food he turned around and began walking away
"See ya then I guess. Don't play with random space rocks. They could be dangerous." Rimuru said as if he had almost forgotten about it.
'I know I called him a rock on the sense of humor stuff, but aint he taking the role too well?' Kaede thought confused
"Hm… I actually want to see the space rock…" Rimuru muttered as he began looking in a direction.
"Oh… okay" Kaede said as she created a mirror with [Hephaestus]
"How easily can you get out of this world?" Rimuru asked as he thought about the monster in the meteorite. And turned around before raising an eyebrow.
"Just out of curiosity…. What's up with the big ol' mirror?"
Kaede's overprotective senses are tingling, so she gave Touka and Blizzard a mental command to enter the shadow dimension
She also took the carrot cake and sushi and before storing them away said
'Ceres, scan this to see if it is dangerous'
<it is not… it even has flavor increasing magic on it, we could try to learn this stuff, you know?>
'...'
"I would say, almost immediately" Kaede answered Rimuru's previous question as she noticed that wasn't what he talked about. She ignored the mirror completely and didn't answer his question
Touka and Blizzard sank into the shadows
"... Wanna see the space rock?" Rimuru asked as he prepared to teleport in the direction of the meteorite.
Kaede begun imagining some weird movie where The Rock is an astronaut as Rimuru said that
"Space rock?"
"Yeah, it is a meteorite over in that direction. It has something interesting inside of it. Judging by the mess you left over at Konoha, I'm guessing it would be your sort of thing." Rimuru pointed over to the distance.
"I didn't leave a mess.
Even the mess was wiped out" Kaede said proudly having done the good deed of ending Boruto early
"But sure I guess…
What could go wrong?"
*Warning! flag detected! warning!*
"Fun. Maybe you'll get to snack on the space rock. Better than the Bijuu I tell you." Rimuru said as he snapped his fingers and teleported them to Hoshigakure.
"You would be a horrible explorer, always teleporting.."
'Also, better than bijuus huh? Good thing I didn't let him have Kurama, ha! He is the best one!'
"...Ok I guess I'll meet you here, have fun." Rimuru snapped his fingers and teleported Kaede back to the location they were standing at previously.
He looked around at all the shocked guards who readied themselves for combat before snapping his fingers. Making the entire village fall into a deep sleep on the ground.
"Maybe they shouldn't be here…. Off to Konoha they go. I'll just bring them back after we are done." And with the sound of another snap they were all teleported to the destroyed village.
Poor Konoha refugees, got teleported back to Konoha as soon as they got there… Rimuru is a bad slime…
Rimuru just decided to spend the time making some pets for his kids. The poor bijuu that were caught in the poke balls were just teleported to random locations on the planet and released as smaller and fluffier versions were made with some weird skill
"If I don't make them more durable, Aster is going to kill the poor pets…
Alright, let's get to work."
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Kaede who wouldn't play by Rimuru's game and teleport back started to fly there slowly
Very slowly like just above the speed of sound, unfortunately, the ninja world is minuscule and it only took her 5 minutes to arrive there
Kaede got there and saw Rimuru napping in a beach chair with a bunch of Tiny Bijuu all around him sleeping and some of them playing with each other.
Kaede looked at that and deadpanned
"Lazyness incarnated, and I thought the sin that slimes represent was glutonny…"
"I actually do have Sloth. Haven't really used it much but I am a proud owner of it. After a hard day at work, you gotta know how to take a rest." Rimuru said as he pulled down his sunglasses.
"I wasn't talking about skil-
You know what? Forget it. I am too lazy to explain it to you"
"The pot calling the kettle black"
"That is why your sense of humor is less than a stone… that was the joke…"
"Maybe yours is not advanced enough to get mine." Rimuru tapped his head as if he was making a wise statement.
"Yes, yes joker I wouldn't get it
The great sage Rimuru who stole his skill's moniker"
"Sure." Rimuru just nodded before pointing to the tens of cute animals all over the floor.
"Whatcha think? Cute, right?"
"Yeah, but you don't have any 8 tails or 9 tails they are the best ones"
A shit eating grin appeared on his face as he asked.
"You sure about that?"
And a tiny fox ran from underneath the chair.
Kaede narrowed her eyes
"Just what in the world were you doing to that fox under you?"
"He doesn't like the sun. Plus the octopus bull should be-"
*Crack*
"Kyaa?" a small exclamation was heard
Kaede facepalmed
"Of course that would happen…"
But before she could say something more an insane amount of weird energy started leaking behind them
"Ah, the space rock… Bad Gyuki! That's not food!" All of the Bijuu in the ground disappeared as they were transported to the void world.
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