Chapter 6: Kintama!-2
I really shouldn't be doing this. It was my bad habit, getting too worked up over small things. But I liked those skewers damn it! Did that hag have any idea how happy I was to see that the menu had beef skewers instead of chicken like every other place?! Sure, chicken skewers were good too but finding a place with beef skewers was like going to a trip overseas for your work and end up meeting a dear friend by coincidence!
I do not take kindly to people interrupting my meetings with my dear friend!
"Get up, I know who you are and I know that it would take a lot more than that to put you down!" I yelled at the wreckage that had once been some sort of building before I punched Tsunade through it. In my defense, it was an ugly building anyway.
"Now you have gone and done it." I heard from the wreckage before miss rude jumped out of it with her leg raised high as she started to fall towards me.
"I don't know who you are but you need to learn some manners!"
"I don't wanna hear that from the woman who threw a brat on my food!" I yelled as I let my fist flew towards the incoming heel of Tsunade and the sound of thunder echoed throughout the street as our attacks met.
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Jiraiya of Sannin didn't like this. No he didn't like this at all.
He was starting to think that bringing the brat might have been not the best decision he made in his life. In his defense he thought that Naruto's optimism and his similarities to Nawaki might soften Tsunade and make it easier for him to convince her that her becoming the fifth Hokage was necessary, mostly because if she didn't he would have to take the mantle.
Instead Tsunade pressed all of the brat's buttons and the brat ended up challenging her. How exactly Minato's son ended up becoming so stupid, Jiraiya didn't know. Trying to beat the woman who is widely accepted as the strongest female ninja in all the lands, kid might just be dumber than Jiraiya when he was his age.
Then like the situation wasn't bad enough, Tsunade literally flicked the brat through a bar and ended up with some other guy joining the fight!
Honestly, he wasn't expecting much from that. Sure the guy looked somewhat intimidating, but only by civilian standards. He didn't give off any chakra, he was likely just a really buff civilian or maybe even a bandit. But he was a buff civilian or bandit who looked ready to attack Tsunade which was... actually hilarious. So Jiraiya decided to let him attack simply so that he could punch him down and look cool in front of Tsunade and her student... and Naruto too, he guessed. Also, downing the guy would save him from becoming a red smear on the ground by one of Tsunade's punches or kicks so he would be doing the guy a favor too! Or at least that was how it was supposed to happen...
Except the guy actually punched Tsunade through a building!
And now Tsunade and the mysterious guy were trading blows that caused shockwaves louder than the actual thunder! And the guy was sparkling, as in he had actual electricity coming off of him!
It wasn't like Unruly A, Jiraiya had heard how his Lightning Armor worked and had seen the third Raikage use it in his youth. The Lighting Armor was a jutsu that covered the entire body in lightning natured chakra in order to increase one's physical abilities to a state beyond what should be possible. What the guy fighting Tsunade was doing was lightning coming out of him in arcs as he moved. But that wasn't the most ridiculous part.
The most ridiculous part was the absolute lack of char he was feeling from the guy as lightning danced around him.
He could understand being able to hid his own chakra, there were those who did that throughout all of their daily lives outside of the missions as well. But nobody could feel like they had such a low chakra, almost none, while actually using ninjutsu!
But for some reason he felt nothing from the guy even as the lightning danced around him, it almost felt like the lightning around him was all part of nature instead of transformed chakra!
"Jiraiya-sama! You need to stop those two!" Tsunade's apprentice, Dan's niece, yelled; trying to make her voice reach him over the sound of the battle between two blondes and the thunderstorm above them.
"Even if you say that..." Jiraiya trailed off as he stood before Naruto in order to protect the boy who was now paralyzed by fear.
It wasn't like he didn't want to stop the battle but... he didn't want to get between those two blonde monsters!
If you didn't consider the lightning, it was almost like a battle between two Tsunades, a sight that he always thought to be something dreamlike that turned out to be an absolute nightmare! One of the participants being a dude may be the cause of this being something out of a nightmare though.
A male Tsunade, even the thought was horrendous.
He really didn't want to get between these two monsters… but he had no choice.
"Shizune!" He yelled over the sound of the storm and the battle.
"Protect Naruto!" He said before dashing towards the battle, leaving his newest student and the student of his team mate behind while cursing Orochimaru for killing their sensei and indirectly creating this situation. Now that he thought about it, the Sage of the Myōboku cursed Orochimaru for a lot of his problems.
As he got closer to the battle, he saw something he thought to be impossible. When fists if the combatants met during their battle, it was Tsunade who lost in the contest of strength. Sending her back with bruises covering her arms and hands.
Her opponent on the other hand looked almost as good as he was at the start of the battle, only difference was that his clothes were slightly torn at the edges and his sunglasses were gone. Revealing sky blue eyes, much like his own student had.
At that moment Jiraiya realized who Tsunade's opponent was. A man who had ended up in the Bingo Book about three months ago, with a very high bounty offered by Iwa. For a blond man with blue eyes that had the thunder following after him.
A golden demon of thunder, one who had a moniker similar to their biggest nightmare. The Yellow Demon, Kiiroi Yasha, Sakata Kintoki.
"You gotta be shitting me!" Jiraiya gritted his teeth as he jumped into the battle.
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