Chapter 42: Chunin Exams part IV.
As the second part of the exam finished, the passing participants were asked whether they would like to continue or not.
Some of them quit.
"P*ssies." "Cowards." and many words circled around.
Then, the only ones left were the original characters and Satoru.
It went the same as canon, Kabuto quit, and everybody slapped the asses of cannon fodders.
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Gaara vs Lee.
It went the same as cannon up to the point of,
"Do it, Lee!!"
"Gai don't tell me?" Gai smirked at Kakashi.
"I can't believe it, at such a young age, he has unlocked it... The Ninth Gate of Ass."
"Hey Kakashi-sensei, care to explain what the Ninth Gate of Ass is."
"As Chakra flows through his body the Chakra receptors in his posterior bulge into incredible size storing Chakra as potential energy and when that Chakra is released not even the Hokage would survive that."
"Hegh, hegh!!, bring that ass here, boi!!." Gaara said aggressively as he and Lee clashed and... Gaara had successfully grabbed Lee's ass.
"LEE!!" Gai screamed as he freed Lee from Gaara's grip.
"But why, why do you protect him?" Gaara asked.
"Because he... is my precious student... and he dummy thicc."
"No way, behind you," Gaara said in disbelief as he pointed behind Gai.
There he was Lee, standing with his head down. Gai quickly flickered in front of Lee.
"Lee. It's okay buddy, you don't have to-Oh Lee" Gai paused as he saw Lee drooling as his eyes rolled upwards.
"The grabbing of the Ninth Gate Ass left him in a state of Euphoria even when unconscious... he rises to bring us that ass... Oh, Lee" Gai hugged Lee and started crying tears of joy.
"This is so f**ked up," Sasuke said looking at Gai and Lee.
(E/D: I couldn't agree with you more Sasuke, I don't know what the Author was smoking when he was writing this.)
(A/N: If you think that's f*hic*ked up then wait until I make Naruto and Sasuke kiss again... intentionally.)
(E/D: NOOO!! Don't you dare you monstrous criminal scum.)
(A/N: Ok then f**k that idea.)
(E/D: Phew, at least he is reasonable.)
(A/N: I am gonna make Lemons with them.)
(E/D: NO AUTHOR PLEASE NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!)
(A/N: YES YES YES YES..... YESSSSSSS!!!!!)
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However, the strange thing was the matchups, this time Neji didn't fight Hinata but instead some random ass cannon fodder.
So who did Hinata fight?
The answer was *drumroll*… Satoru.
Uchiha Satoru vs Hyuga Hinata.
'Well this is unexpected I guess I will show off a little then.' Satoru entered the stage with a smile whereas Hinata looked nervous.
"Uchiha Satoru vs Hyuga Hinata... Fight!"
Kakashi and Sasuke immediately opened their Shirangan to have a better look at the battle.
Hinata rushed and tried to palm him... which she actually did, she palmed him and sent him flying.
(E/D: This ni**a serious. She just hit the untouchable Gojo Satoru or at least a 4K version of him but still man. Wait I need my cocaine. *Sniff* Haa. Ok let's get reading. PS: Editor has an N-pass.)
"Huh?!" Everyone was confused.
"Is this guy really the one Gai sensei told us to be wary about?" Tenten questioned while Neji narrowed his eyes.
"You should quit Satoru-kun. You have been all alone in the second exam, you don't have the strength to fight any longer, so, please... please quit!"
Satoru slowly got up.
"She is right, failure, just give you, if you can be trashed around by someone so weak then you have no place in this Chunin Exam!" This time it was Neji's smug voice, hearing which Satoru almost had the urge to punch him in the face.
"... Now what will you do?" Kakashi wondered.
"Give up! Give up! Give up! Give up!"
"..... Daga Kotowaru( I refuse)"
"Nani?"
"One of my absolute favorite things to do is to tell someone who thinks he or she is stronger than me, "No"."
"This"
"It can't be."
"I-it's a spoiler for Jojo part 4, I can tell from intuition."
Kakashi, Sasuke, and Naruto shouted respectively.
"H-How... how could you Satoru... HOW COULD YOU SPOIL PART 4," Naruto shouted.
""My eyes, I need to bleach my eyes and brain to forget this spoiler."" Kakashi and Sasuke said together.
At this moment, Naruto had a brilliant idea as he tried to kiss Sakura, and in return, Sakura punched him so hard that he lost consciousness, but he went out with a, "All according to plan." smile.
Kakashi and Sasuke looked at Naruto and then looked at each other and said, "It might work, if we go out before this memory burns in, we might forget this spoiler." "It is worth the try."
"Gai hit me as hard as you can." "Sakura hit me as hard as you can."
""Huh, b-but"" both hesitated a bit.
""If you don't hit me then I will never talk with you.""
Under this threat, both of them complied and hit them as hard as they could.
"What are those idiots doing," Asuma questioned.
"I would answer if I knew," said Kurenai.
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Meanwhile....
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"Ouch, Man I almost didn't hear you, nice footwork, I will tell you that." Satoru got up and dusted himself.
"But..." He took off his blindfold and then brought his hands together.
"With this, those little goblin feet of your will no longer work~"
"Domain Expansion" He then opened his eyes as he crossed his fingers.
"Infinite Void".
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Get cliffhangered haha.
Anyways, I am high on weed, so nothing to say, also that thing about that Lemon, I was not lying, if you want I will do it, I have read enough 'stuff' to write a Lemon on them.
Also, I am changing the name of this fanfic to In the Multiverse as a Jujutsu Sorcerer, I will take it slow on each world, make some changes, and kill some dense harem protagonists for spitting on us, and kill off any other annoying characters.
So keep reading peeps.
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