Chapter 15: 14: Lucas- 'Should I play dead and let her suck me?'
Just when I was getting used to that feeling, a certain girl's voice came, which almost drilled straight into my head like a needle and shook my whole nervous system.
'Fu*k! How the Fu*k did it turn out to be her?'
It was the voice of a girl and sounded sweet. But more importantly, It was the voice of a girl I knew, no more like of someone who I couldn't forget. But, Fu*k more importantly, it was the voice of a certain 'Girl' that I had rejected just this afternoon.
'/!%#$!&$!&/%#!/.'
'Wait! Wait Wait! Matte! Yemete! Deng yixia!'
'Why is she here? How is she here? Who is she here?'
My Asian brain went into an overload as various hypotheses and deductions started inside my brain. It seems that even my Hit or Miss skill, 'Calm Mind,' was in full swing at this moment as I could think without my emotions affecting me in any way.
And after a few seconds of full swing deduction, I came to a single straight conclusion.
'I'm Sooo Fu*ked!'
Yes! that was my logical conclusion! Because I could deduce what was about to happen next.
*Fang Growing Noises*
'Yup, there it is!'
'What should I do now? What should I do? What! Should! I Do! Damn it!'
'Should I use the chain? Should I transform? Should I play dead and let her suck me?'
'Fu*k No! The other two might be slightly plausible, but the third one?'
'It's a certain Path to death!'
I was in an inner dilemma on what to do? Time was running out; I could already feel someone saddling my hips and loosening my collar; I could also feel a slight breath on my neck. Also, I smelt a very womanly scent flowing into my nostrils. I smelled like lilies, very intoxicating, nothing like a vampire depicted in various stories filled with the smell of blood and gore all around.
'Damn! She smells so goo... Fu*k!?'
'No! No! No! My Devine sword! It's about to awaken from its slumber!'
'No! No! No! Please don't, please don't! If that happens, I will certainly be doomed! noooooooooo!'
Escape techniques be dammed! There was currently a very big crisis looming right inches away from my certain unruly body member. So... What did I do? Well, isn't it fu*king obvious!?!
I thought of a naked grandma with skin sagging 1 to 2 inches from their original place. Yeah, Very horrendous! It was enough to blind my imagination for a bit, along with that, kill the unruly behaviour of a specific body part as well.
But by the time that was taken care of, I could feel teeth near my collar bone, just about to pierce into my flesh. However, The next moment, I heard a few high-pitched screams and loud sounds about.
*Boom*
*Woosh*
*Crash*
"Intruders!"
...
*Woosh*
"PROTECT THE PRINCESS!"
'Fu*k as if my troubles were already not enough!'
'Why!? Just Why? A cliche like this had to happen right now!?'
I was panicked even more after the situation took a sudden shift to an even darker phase. What did this big bro even do to get such bad luck?!
First, it was getting transmigrated into my own shitty piece of work: Next was being a Fu*king demon! Next was that Homework from a particularly intimidating professor. Oh! As if that wasn't enough, I am now kidnapped by a girl I rejected through various stupid reasons, which turned out to be a fu*king vampire who is now after my life! Oh! But what can a minor character like me even say?
I thought I was at least a bit blessed to be reincarnated into my own novel and not in some other novel despite how trashy it may have been. Oh boy, but would you look at my situation?! First, a kidnap, then the kidnapper turns out to be a vampire, and now the one who kidnapped me is under attack.
'Goodbye! This short transmigration life of mine!'
My mental tears came flooding out of my eyes as I kept complaining about my situation when...
*swoosh*
I felt myself becoming completely weightless and completely unrestrained, neither by gravity nor by the atmosphere. This state lasted only for a second or so, but the experience was very magical to me, someone who was not native to this world.
My hyperactive mind and 'Asian Author' sense allowed me to quickly realize what I had gone through was.
'Damn! I never thought I could experience that even once in my life!'
It was 'Shadow Teleport' one of the most mana consuming and also one of the most OP racial talents in my Novel 'From Zero to Hero.' Along with Charm and...
'Wait on a Muther Fu*king moment!!!'
'Charm! That's Fu*king it!!!'
Like its name applied, Charm was a skill that allowed the user to charm the victim and makes them follow his\her wishes.
It's super effective and also the reason why Vampires, being the most diminutive race with the lowest numbers, became one of the influential races in the Universe, with a large territory that spanned a few Galaxies.
That's not the main point here; the main point is I classified it as a mind-related skill. Still don't get it?
Then you should go and bash your head into the wall because you are a Failure to humankind.
It was because of the Charm skill. It explains why I felt attracted to this girl even though I hadn't met her before. This skill also explains why I always felt fuzzy and behaved stupidly around her.
'This Catherine girl, She should be quite talented in regards to charm.'
Why did I think so? It's because of my skill, 'Calm Mind'; This hit or Miss skill of mine had an additional effect of lessening any mind-related attacks. Yet, This Catherine girl, she could still affect me with her Charm skill. I Don't know what more would you call talented than this.
Thinking up to this point, I heard a male voice speak from somewhere to my left, which I presume was the Front door of this giant warehouse considering the previous noises were mostly fixated there.
"Well, well, well, this was a lot easier than I had thought."
"What! have you given up so quickly?"
'It seems that the perpetrator of the situation has appeared.' That's what I thought to myself as I tried to look around through a squint.
Through a squint, I saw a Blondie who looked to be around 20 years of age, but I knew not to be deceived by that. Because as the Author, I knew that many races like Elves, Vampires, Noble demons, Dragons, and others stop ageing after 20-30 and only start showing signs of ageing after they only have 100 or so years left.
With a keen hearing, I heard Catherine's voice.
"Well then Jonathan, If you obediently surrender right now, I let your pathetic life go on for a bit longer."
Confusion, Absolute confusion! After realizing that the blondie's name was 'Jonathan,' that is all I felt.
'Jonathan' itself was a name that you could hear very frequently, more so in this era where there are 1000 or more times the humans present in the Earth of my previous world.
But when 'Jonathan,' blondie, and vampire come together, there should be only a few, and even among the few, only one should have the innate ability of 'Wolwerine,' which allowed the user to have strong nails that grow to such a size and be as sturdy as an 'A' grade material.
That might seem like a very overpowered skill, but that's because currently, it is the initial stages of the novel; during the later stages of the novel, this skill is like trash that can be found everywhere. Besides, this skill only gives the vampire guy a set of weapons, no skills or anything to accompany it.
'It's an average skill.'
Yes average! That's what I thought about this guy's skills, and rightfully so. Because currently, I possess one of the most broken innate abilities, and only a few besides me had anything similar to it.
It was 'True Demon Form.' Doesn't sound so strong? Think again.
Dantalion may be the weakest of all noble demons when compared by strength, but you must remember, he was at the peak of the world once. A thorough 5-star powerhouse, someone worshipped as a god. He was the weakest, being among the 72 greats. Still, for all others, he was someone with unfathomable power, someone who even the current demon king and the strongest child of taboo can't compare to.
Besides, he was the smartest of the 72 greats, knew all the knowledge and secrets of the world, could use 'magic' as if it was second nature, and could hear all thoughts and transform into any being.
Honestly, in my opinion, the scariest of the 72 greats isn't Bael, someone who can destroy galaxies with a single gaze. No sir, it was Dantalion, someone who can be present anywhere, as anyone.
Let me put it this way, You and your wife have been married for more than a few decades and have known each other both in and out. Yet, you didn't realize that your wife was no longer your wife for the last few days; no, it was Dantalion. How fu*king scary is that!
'True Demon Form.' This skill allowed me to transform into a form resembling that being.
'After transformation, maybe I could cast all forms of magic and be invincible in the 3-star rank.'
Yes, 3-star rank, Invincible in 3-star rank. What concept was that!
I would be as strong as Jan Chodkiewicz, someone who killed a 4-star demigod!
However!!! With great power comes...
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Great penalties!
How great of a penalty? Enough to almost cripple me for the next decade or so at the maximum or maybe leave me with a weak body. After which, I would have to suffer another drop in status for a decade or none at all. Oh, you think that was it? NO! The skill itself is a random one: meaning you might transform into Dantalion, but it might be for a second at the least and maybe 10 years at the most. But worse, you will not be able to control your body during that time and be controlled by Dantalion's intent.
'It is a hit or miss skill!.'
That was my only thought about this skill, which is also the reason why this skill is at SS-rank and not higher. Otherwise, Even SSS-rank wouldn't do it justice.
Now Now Now, this is my own novel, isn't it? Since it is, why was such an uncharacteristic setting added to this Sh*tty novel? It's simple and stupid actually; I felt like it. Yes, I felt like adding some balance into the novel. Correct, balance in a Novel with an overpowered protagonist.
Thus, due to that decision, I will not be able to use this skill rashly.
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