Fun Fact: Alastor the Radio Demon is always shown smiling, The reason is he sees not smilling as weakness.
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[2018 December 31, Pride Ring, Pentagram City, Channel 666 News Studio, Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe]
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[??? Pov]
We start of this chapter with the camera zooming at a news building, To be precise the News 666 Building.
The logo of 666 News is shown on a black background, Which is followed by the day's newscast.
[666 News Logo]
We then zoom in on a Female Spider Demon and a Girl wearing a gas mask with blond hair.
Katie Killjoy: "Good day, I am Katie Killjoy."
Tami Trench: "And im Tami Trench."
Tami Trench: "Breaking News! Chaos out in Pentagram City as the Yearly Extermination begin."
Katie then poured her coffe into Tami's pants with a evil smile for stealing her line.
Katie Killjoy: "That's right, Tami! Because currently a Mad-Demon is fighting back the Angel-Exorcist and Demon alike."
*Whimpers*
Tami Trench: "Not again."
[A Live Clip Of A Brown Haired Incubus Shooting Any Angel-Exorcist And Demon That Gets Near Him In The Middle Of The Road Is Shown.]
Currently the Brown Haired Incubus is shooting any Angel-Exorcist and Demons he sees with gender equality, On top of his head is an Bicolor Cat.
While a Shadow Angel-Exorcist is holding an speaker while the speaker plays 'Dark Red' by Steve Lacy, With an Rat Shadow Demon holding an Ammo Box and a Cane close by.
🎵Don't you give up, Please don't give up🎵
Brown Haired Incubus: "Die you ꜰᴜᴄᴋ'ꜱ."
The Brown Haired Incubus screamed on top of his lungs with a smile while shooting an Angel Exorcist that tried to stab him with her sword.
Time then seemingly stopped coloring the world white, And suddenly a voice appeared out of nowhere.
<Harvey: Hold up Hold up! I've played the scene's incorrectly, Well ꜱʜɪᴛ, Let's all forget this scene ever happend, And continue on our stupid lives.>
[29 Minutes Ago]
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We start of this Chapter with a song playing in the background, While we slowly zoomed in Hell Pentagram City.
🎵Keep smiling through, Just like you always do, 'Till the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away.🎵
🎵So will you please say hello, To the folks that I know, Tell them I won't be long, They'll be happy to know, That as you saw me go, I was singing this song.🎵
🎵We'll meet again, Don't know where, Don't know when, But I know we'll meet again some sunny day.🎵
🎵We'll meet again, Don't know where, Don't know when, But I know we'll meet again some sunny day, Keep smiling through, Just like you always do, 'Til the blue skies, Drive the dark clouds far away, So will you please say hello, To the folks that I know, Tell them it won't be long, They'll be happy to know, That as you saw me go, I was singin' this song.🎵
🎵We'll meet again, Don't know where, Don't know when, But I know we'll meet again some sunny day.🎵
We then zoomed in to an falling object, To be precise an falling Incubus.
He then hitted the floor with a thud, But he doesn't seems to be hurt.
We then see the same Brown Haired Incubus Demon waking up in the dark alleyway, With a massive headache.
???: "Boss! Thank god you're finally awake, Listen to me don't panic."
Said a voice beside the now half awake Incubus.
Brown Haired Incubus: "Huh? Who's talking? What you want? Tell James i said ꜰᴜᴄᴋ off!"
The Brown Haired Incubus saying while standing up while blinking his Hazel Eyed rapidly.
???: "Boss im on you're right."
The Brown Haired Incubus then looked at his right and saw an talking Skull Cane lying beside him.
Brown Haired Incubus: "Huh? Are you talking or am i drunk? ꜰᴜᴄᴋ i knew something was suspicious with that drink, I mean it's free!"
The Skull Cane then opened its mouth.
Skull Cane: "Boss you're not drunk this is all real, Now don't pan- Wait what are you doing? Holy ꜱʜɪᴛᴛᴛᴛᴛ!"
Before the Skull Cane could finish it's sentence, The Brown Haired Incubus picked it up and yeeted it as far away as possible. Ofcourse the Skull Cane went flying while cursing.
(Harvey: Is the team rocket recruting? The Cane fit perfectly.)
The Brown Haired Incubus then went and stand up dusting his tuxedo and pants.
Brown Haired Incubus: "Pst! James you ꜰᴜᴄᴋ! you thought you can mess with me and get away with it? huh! You ꜱʜɪᴛ im gonna kill you!"
The Brown Haired Incubus then looked up and screamed on top of his lungs with his hands on his mouth.
Brown Haired Incubus: "Well news flash! IM STILL ALIVE! ᴀꜱꜱʜᴏʟᴇ!"
(Harvey: Any Brandon Roger's fan out there? Just me? Ok.)
*Gasp*
Brown Haired Incubus: "Why is my neck itchy, Why is the sky red? Is that an horn in my head? Why do i suddenly feel horny?"
The Brown Haired Incubus then looked down and realised that he is wearing an Black and White Tuxedo with a Black Tie, His Pants on the other hand is Pure Black with a Belt.
Brown Haired Incubus: "Am i hallucinating?"
He then tapped his feet on the floor with a thinking pose and realised that he was wearing an Black Oxford Shoes.
Brown Haired Incubus: "Now im sure that im tripping, I dont own any Oxford Shoes!"
While the Brown Haired Incubus was thinking an Rat Demon was sneaking behind him with a knife, The Rat decided to rob the clue less Incubus.
(Harvey: Bruh! Turn around and run! You might survive! Haven't you read any Chinese Novels!)
Ofcourse the Brown Haired Incubus isn't dumb and realise that someone is trying to mugged him, He didn't spend 4 years of his life in military for nothing.
<Brown Haired Incubus: Hmm, Im gonna interrogate this poor ʙᴀꜱᴛᴀʀᴅ, Might aswell break a few bones.>
The Rat Demon then pointed his Knife in the Brown Haired Incubus head and said with a grumpy and pissed of voice.
Rat Demon: "You bastard Incubus! Why is it that you piss of ꜱʜɪᴛ, Are so damn lucky that god gave you an Incubus form! AND HERE I AM STUCK AS A RAT!"
The Brown Haired Incubus was confused at this guys words.
<Brown Haired Incubus: I mean i ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇᴅ a lot of women but i'm no Incubus this bastard is tripping, Alcohol much?>
Brown Haired Incubus: "I think you should calm down, I'm pretty sure you drank to much alcohol and started tripping."
<Rat Demon: D-DID THIS BASTARD CALLED ME CRAZY! OHHH I'LL SHOW HIM CRAZY!>
The Rat Demon got irritated by the Brown Haired Incubus words and brought his knife down on the Brown Haired Incubus's head.
The Brown Haired Incubus ofcourse realised that and turned around and stopped the knife using his left hand and punched the Rat Demon with his right hand.
Brown Haired Incubus: "Haa! ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴄᴜɴᴛ! You think you can ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ kill me? Damn you're wrong! That Thug Blame haven't paid me yet i can't ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ di- Hold up hold up, What the ꜰᴜᴄᴋ are you?"
Before the Brown Haired Incubus could finish his sentence he realised the guy who tried to mug him isn't normal...
(Harvey: Bruh Ainstein perhaps if you had paid attention to what the guy said earlier you could have known what he is ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ DONKEY!)
The Rat Demon then grinned like Bartey Crouch Jr to Harry Potter when his identity is revealed, Licking his lips and grinning.
Rat Demon: "Like what you see? I'll ꜰᴜᴄᴋ you up after i get healed, Welcome to hell you piss of sh-"
Before the Rat Demon could finish its sentence the Brown Haired Incubus shot him in the head with his handgun to be precise Desert Eagle.
Brown Haired Incubus: "Thank god i always bring my handgun, Now if this guy's words is correct, I must be in Hell. Well ꜰᴜᴄᴋ hope i dont meet any acquaintance hahahahahaa."
The Brown Haired Incubus said to himself laughing at his own jokes that even the author doesn't get while putting his handgun back to its holster's.
???: "oss! bOSS! BOSS!"
While the Brown Haired Incubus was talking to himself, The Skull Cane he yeeted came back while flying? To be precise it has 2 short black wings in its back.
<Brown Haired Incubus: How the ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ꜰᴜᴄᴋ? That Cane has wings? Now i know im in Hell.>
Skull Cane: "BOSS! Thank satan, I thought i lost you."
The Brown Haired Incubus then pointed his Desert Eagle in the Skulls Cane's well Skull.
Skull Cane: "W-wait B-boss! I can explain everything."
The Brown Haired Incubus then looked at his Rolex watch in his right hand.
(Harvey: Rolex didn't sponsored me, And does anyone put there watch in there right hand or just me?)
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Brown Haired Incubus: "I'll give you 15 Seconds, Make it quick."
Skull Cane: "Alright alright alright, My lord i'm Cane and im here to aasist you."
The Brown Haired Incubus then pointed his handgun further into Cane's Skull.
Brown Haired Incubus: "Prove it."
The Brown Haired Incubus said said softly while smiling with a 'This Better Not Be ʙᴜʟʟꜱʜɪᴛ' Face.
Cane then did a gulping movements, But there's no gulping sound because his an Cane.
*Sigh*
Brown Haired Incubus: "Well goodbye and nice meeting you Cane."
Cane then panicked and said.
Cane: "You can control shadow and corrupt souls and make them you're soldier by saying 'ᴀʀɪꜱᴇ' If you don't belive me you can test that on that Rat Demon over there."
The Brown Haired Incubus then pulled his handgun back off Cane's Skull and putted it in his holster's.
*Sigh*
Brown Haired Incubus: "I'll belive you this once, Just this ONCE, If this doesn't work im gonna gut you."
So the Brown Haired Incubus then approached the Rat Demon he shot earlier and kneeled infront of it, And softly said.
Brown Haired Incubus: "ᴀʀɪꜱᴇ"
What would happend to the Rat Demon? What's the Main Character's real name? Find out next time on Dragon Bal-
Suddenly the door burst open and there comes a man with a shotgun in his hands.
Man With A Shotgun: "Harvey! Get the ꜰᴜᴄᴋ out of my house! I've told you 100 times now to get the ꜰᴜᴄᴋ off my property you ꜰᴜᴄᴋ!
Harvey (Author): "Sorry Arthur!"
*Gunshot noises*
Harvey (Author): "ꜱʜɪᴛ scatter!"
*Jumps off the window.*
[❤️To Be Continued❤️]
* You see i've been reading alot of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss harem lately and i've said i want one of those (Points to Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss Harem FanFic)
* There's no specific day when Hazbin Hotel starts it only says after extermination day in 20xx so i picked 2017 December 31st. Oh and 1 year before Hazbin Hotel Pilot starts.
* This book is pure wish fulfillment and if you don't like it, The door is that why.
* Guys just remember this i'm writing in third person so we might know things before Mc does or we might not know things that Mc knows, For example his real name? What is his real name?.
* You see i've read somewhere that almost all Sinners give themselves a new name when they arrive in Hell, Now im not saying some characters change they're name, I'm just saying its a known thing.
* Hahahahaha this is to forced oh my god!
* Mc doesn't know Demons respawn, But Mc did indeed killed of that Rat Demon with his Handgun.
* 'Well Meet Again' By Vera Lynn odd choice of music don't you think? And why did it began in the middle of the song?
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Words: 1926 Words
Writen: February 15 2022
Posted: February 17 2022