Chapter 2: Chapter 2
As we were hashing my attack plan, a quirky pink-haired, extremely endowed, a short girl probably cosplaying as a wizard ran towards us, with tears on her face. With each step, her bounciness was more noticeable, also she was short of breath. I mean, yum.
"Sir! -hah- Here it is! -hah- We lost -hic- We lost seven archmages making the potion, they used their very souls." Whoops, she's crying, and chance!
"Oh, sweety, come here." Yes, yes! Come to my sweet strong and beautiful arms... Oh!! She's Soft! And those curves, oh boy, what a waist! "There, there, nothing important was lost." Yeah, don't forget to console her. I am so nice. -Oof- She pushed me. She even used magic on her push!
"How dare you! I will not allow anyone to mock the sacrifices of the seven archmages who sacrificed their lives for a potion! They gave their lives and-"
Okay, let's kick her in the stomach. Maybe she will shut up?
As I was rising my foot, the Zombie cleared his throat. -Ehem- "Ciara, silence before the Crazy Exterminator" he gestured at me "Hurts you. You're a squishy mage after all. Give me the potion. You may leave and continue your duties. We'll later bury the archmages how they deserve, for now, store their bodies in a freezing spell."
Humu. Good job. Glad she's left, she could have paled less when she heard my name, but whatever. At least watching her go was nice.
"So, where are my pancakes?"
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"Here we are Bikey. What? Do you want to be my spirit ride? Alright sure! I would love to! The Leprechaun? Well, he is tied on the handle. Like a charm. Did he bite you? How? He has a spell on that sew his mouth. Yep, he's looking at me like crazy, it's kinda cute. Hm. Fine." After my conversation with Bikey, I take a little bit of Dragon dung and France Fey Water, mixing them both I then prick one of my fingers and put three drops of blood on it. Making it shine and transform into a crayon-like thing.
With it, I stab the leprechaun, staining the bike with its yellow blood, using it all I draw a heptagram on the bike then I infuse on it the step of a cat and the hair of an invisible bear. After that, the bike shines and becomes part of my literal shadow.
"Phew! What a ride." Alright, let's put it all back to the ring~ "So, this enormous pink barrier must be where the Seraphim is sealed. Looking around, I spot a pink blob with a top hat, he's probably one of the sealers. Ohoho, he's looking at me with fear and shaking. Is he shaking because of fear or because he's a blob? "Yo! Stop trembling dude, I haven't done anything yet! I am here to take care of the Seraphim. Can you make a door or something?"
"I-I-I am so-sorry, your excellency pa-pa-paladin. but we were ordered to not let anyone across." Oh, he's got guts.
"Yeah well, anyone except me. Now, open up boy."
"Ah-Ah... Bu-But..." Oh god, pink blobs pee is green. Great. A mystery solved. "Fine gum-ball, just tell me where's the top hat here. Hehe. Get it? Top hat?" I say with a snicker.
"Um. It's Ma-Maxirum... He is in the next intersection."
Hmpf. Stupid trembling ball, now that I think about it. Are they made of gum? Are they delicious? Can I eat one? Hm. Turning around, in a single jump, I cover the whole street, landing on top of a building I continue running without stopping. But wait! What's that? The sound of a crystal breaking? Oh! Looters! Hehehe! This is the moment of super magical awesome cop Miss Blight!
Jumping from the building I land a few meters behind them. "Halt evildoers!" I say as grandiosely as I can. "Lest you be vaporized!" I level my revolver towards them.
"Eh?" "What" "Bitch is hot!" It seems dumb, dumber, and dumbest did not understand what I said.
"Oi worms, are you ignoring me?" The nerve of these pests. -sigh- "look boys, just go home and stop stealing from other people and doing crimes. Otherwise, I am gonna blow your heads." I said dropping all pretenses. Why did I think this was gonna be fun. Spiderman comics lied to me. Oh, I should take my holy sword, it's made for punishing evil, so it is for cutting thieves' hands?
"Oi fellas, look at that sword, must be fake. Everyone knows swords do not exist!" Said Dumb. Dumber trembling pointed at me "Maybe it's one of those demons" Dumb smacked his head as I rose an eyebrow. "Idiot, demons do not exist, it's a lie of the government so they get more taxes for their experiments." Wow.
While they started arguing, Dumbest, which I will now call Smart grabbed both of their heads and made them clap each other thus knocking both out. Then, looking at me straight in the eye, he bowed low and whispered a thank you for having patience and left dragging his friends. Huh. So people can be smart. Curious.
Shame though, I wanted to test the effects of a holy blade on a petty thief. Oh well. Moving on, I am already at the intersection. So, where is the master sealer? Perhaps is that cat with a top hat? Or that Lamppost with a top hat? or that bull with a tie? Mayhaps he's inside that Tophat store over there? Oh well, screw it. "OI, MAXIRUM!" Yeah! That'll do! At the top of my lungs. Many windows broke and all. I am awesome!
"Good morning crazy exterminator." Said a floating hat. It's not even a top hat, but a classic wizard hat. I mean, I can see all kinds of energy and everything, so if it was someone invisible or a spell I would see it. The hat is talking to me.
"So... Are you a hat?" I ask.
-Sigh-"Yes, I am a hat. I was enchanted by Merlin himself seven hundred years ago." Hm. Merlin huh. "Now, put me on and you shall be able to enter"
Ew. "Ew."
Eww.
"What? Let's not waste time Lady Exterminator, I assure you I am positively clean." Yeah, so he says.
"Ugh, fine. Let's go rummy hat."
"I am not rummy Lady Exterminator, I never drink." You know what. This hat is okay. As I put on the hat, a click resonated on my soul, like the sound of dropping a key on the floor. It seems the hat soul-pooped on mine and his droppings are keys. Now I feel disgusted again.
It is a powerful seal if I can base it on the key. "So, Hat, what's gonna happen to you? I do have the potion, but only gonna work on me and the Seraphim." Walk and talk baby, best skill ever learned by mankind.
"I can teleport safely on my seals. Be it outside or inside. In the case that I die, I don't really mind. I have quite a few successors. Besides, I have lived for quite a long time." Eh, he's boring sometimes.
"So... Can I add sparkles to you?" "No." Can I change your colors?" "No." "Can I put skull and bones on you? I am as good as an enchanter as Merlin, I promise! In fact, I am better, I am sure!" "No." "What about-" "Focus Lady Exterminator, the Seraphim is in the next street." Aw.
Huh. So that's the Fallen Seraphin. Its presence does make my hair stand on ends. A seven-meter grey humanoid. His face has four holes. two on top, one in the middle and one in the bottom. Eyes, nose, and mouth? It looks like a creepy mask. At the moment he only has one set of wings outside. So Two black wings.
"Hey, chicken!" As I waved my hand, the humanoid dust feather turned around, at the same time I could hear Mr.Hat muttering angrily "Why are you insulting him! Crazy woman, we're gonna die so fast! for the beards of Merlin, please."
Without nary a sound the giant being displaced himself through the air like a no_clip hacker, his back still turned, his head slowly turning 180º towards me.
Uwah, scary. I can feel the force in his movements. He's pushing space and gravity out of his way. If he were to let it be, he would be moving eternally and faster each instant. And with his strength, he could no_clip throughout the earth and its core like it's made of paper mache.
"Mortal. Why have you sealed me? It is useless. I am gonna break this seal soon." His... Voice? It is not really a voice, but thoughts transmitted through the air. And I interpret it as a voice making sounds and speaking. He's not even speaking the same language, but I can understand him. Everyone and everything could. Seraphims are weird.
"Erm. Yeah, I did not seal you though. Nothing to do with me, honestly!" I said shuffling my feet, acting bashful and cute. Does he even understand human interaction? I am cute, everyone would buy it!
"And yet, I can feel the key of the seal in your soul." He said as he keeps coming closer.
"Ah, yeah, but that only works to enter! I was sent here to challenge you though!" I say as I keep retreating the same distance he advances.
"A challenge? Why should I accept? Little mortals always feel they are above everything. I am not going to play your games mortal. Give me the key and your death shall be swift." He said, turning his body to match the direction of his face.
"Well." I began. "It will take you about a month to exit this seal. There are seven other seals stronger than this one outside. And more will keep coming." I continued. "And before you escape, the seal will turn into a void bomb, you can feel it. Can't you?" I finished.
"Just a little game, Mr. Fallen Angel, if you win, I shall give you the key of the seal, if I win, you will grant me a wish. " I said, cheekily.
"A wish? Hmpf. Greedy mortals." He scoffed. His face, impassive just looked at me, his dull eyes, slowly traveled through my being, as if investigating something, slowly, from my feet to my hat. As I balanced myself on one leg on some rubble. As I enjoyed myself, his eyes gained a small shine.
In a fraction of a second, he was already upon me, hand extended reaching for the hat. At the same time, I turned the ball of my foot, extending the other, and with my other feet, the one in the air I kicked, making a platform pushing me away. At the same time, red sparkly smoke came from my cigar exploded from the direction I was kicking away, pushing me even further and faster.
The Seraphim went through where I was, a finger almost grazing Mr. Hat.
Now I am standing eight meters away from him. Observing each other. "You're fast! Not enough, but fast! But oh well, since it seems we can't agree I'll just leave, have fun in your bomb, chicken wing!" I turned away and started walking leisurely smirking to myself. I took out the potion, and opened it, allowing the angel to feel the void.
"Very well mortal. You shall have your challenge. However, you can't ask me to kill myself, or anything that would hurt me. When my victory inevitably comes. You shall give me your hat and your servitude."
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