Chapter 3: Missions and Stats
"Wait, email?"
I was confused, maybe it's trying to say my Doogle email?
I checked my Doogle email and it showed a notification about "System Tutorial".
"Ohhhhhhh so THAT is what it was in..."
I checked inside it and for some reason, there was no writer, the name was blank... But I didn't mind.
anyways apparently it says "To open current status say 'Deez' inwardly, to find missions say 'Nuts' outwardly, you'll unlock more interfaces by completing missions."
"THE F**K THERE IS NO WAY?!!!"
'DEEZ, LET'S SEE IF THIS WOR-'
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[ Status ]
Name: Lucas Calvario
Titles: "Sucked off by a Gorilla"
( A/N: Titles gives off special bonuses, for example, it can boost a stat or make a specific kind of woman like you. Currently, the "Sucked off by a Gorilla" title gives Lucas [ 2 Endurance points ] and also makes Female Gorillas interested in him... )
Bloodline: ???
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 3
Intelligence: 2
Endurance: 1 (2+)
Charisma: 3
Looks: 1
Personal Talent: 1
( A/N: Btw 5 means average while 10 is the max stat the human body can accomplish. However, A bloodline can overcome that obstacle )
Height: 4'11 / 149 cm
Weight: 164lbs / 74kg
[ Current Opinion: unhealthy as f**k! Go do some workouts... Check your "Mission Inbox" for more Information ]
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"... It actually worked...."
I'm surprised it did work... BUT HOW DARE THEY CALL ME UNHEALTHY! EVEN THOUGH I EAT A LOT OF HAMBURGERS A DAY DOESN'T MEAN I AM UNHEALTHY!
Whatever I'll just check my missions for now.
"NUTS"
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[ Missions Available ]
Workout - Do 100 push-ups, 100 squats, 100 sit-ups, 10 km run / Completion: 0% / Reward: 2 strength, 1 dexterity
[ Daily Missions ]
Study for School - attempt to be proficient in any subject / Reward: 0.01 Intelligence
[ Current Locked Missions ]
Marriage - ??????? / Charisma: 7 to unlock
?????? - ?????? / Looks: 10 to unlock
?????? - ?????? / All stats must be maxed to unlock
???????? - ?????? / Bloodline must be ---
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"Hmmmmm interesting... Wait, ISN'T THAT THE SAITAMA WORKOUT??????"
I felt like it was impossible to accomplish at first but, I HAVE THE CHAD SYSTEM, IF I HAVE THAT I CAN DO ANYTHING!!!
And so I attempted to do knee push-ups...
I got off my Jeep, placed my arms and legs in the right position, THEN STARTED DOING IT.
"One... Two... Three... Fo- FUUUUCC*K I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE"
I felt as tired as a runner completing their final lap, I felt like dying...
"Ho-Hold o-on, lemm-eeeee ch-check m-my misssssionnssss ag-agaiinnn... Nuts "
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[ Missions Available ]
Workout - Do 97 push-ups, 100 squats, 100 sit-ups, 10 km run / Completion: Push-ups 3%, Squats 0%, Sit-ups 0%, run 0% / Reward: 2 strength, 1 dexterity
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'Wait so I don't have to do it continuously? AWEEEESOMEMEEEEE'
I started to think, 'maybe I can do this!'
And for some reason, a minute later the fatigue for some reason came off... Maybe it recognizes I'm too fatigued to accomplish more?
So I used that as my advantage, I keep pushing myself to the limit and now, I could do 10 pushups instead of barely 3!
- 2 hours later -
"FI-FINAL-FINALLY... 100 PUSH-UPS!!!!!! NUTSSS"
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[ Missions Available ]
Workout - 100 squats, 100 sit-ups, 10 km run / Completion: Push-ups 100%, Squats 0%, Sit-ups 0%, run 0% / Reward: 2 strength, 1 dexterity
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